old posts about.. such innocent days.

If i EVER think of playing.. i log on an EMU server with GM powers. It is waaaay funner than grinding.

http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/8387/wowscrnshot052109170712.jpg

thats how i roll. I was amazed at how much content the game has.. it may be well impossible to experience it all...even in god mode. it's crazy.

Download Games from Steam... no subscription MMO = win.

Or, to ween yourself... play on a WOW EMU server, or run your own where you have GM powers. I've been playing on one, where its just me... I solo'd tempest keep last night, and yea... i got to keep all the loot. Much funner, as it is a huge and visually stimulating game to play... and fly without mounts at lightning speed around in.

http://img39.imageshack.us/img39/6286/wowscrnshot051509173232.jpg

Ha, and you can wear any gear on any toon... im a priest dual wielding phoenix claws... i feel as good as i look.

Your video, How an Emu Impresses the Ladies, has made it into your personal Highest Rated Videos listing. Congratulations on a job well done. For you contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.

It's all good, Emu.

In reply to this comment by gourmetemu:
First of all it's rather petty to downvote something that could easily be fixed by shooting over a message so I could correct it if it was really going to bother you that much.

Secondly, I naturally went through your PQ to downvote things for whatever the tiniest reason I could only to fucking upvote 10 of your videos because of the awesome content. So now I hate you even more than before.

Also you should put quotes around "hits" for, you know, grammatical reasons.

Sorry this the best I could do to vent since you have to go and sift stupid enjoyable videos. <shakes fist in anger>

In reply to this comment by shuac:
Downvote for misspelling hits. Oh, wither education?

Major congrats, gourmetemu! I've never had emu before. I can't wait to see how you are prepared.

I think rottenseed got it right, for once. a man who gets himself locked in a dog cage three times is bound to dabble in sock-puppetry. this "scotty" fellow is so obviously a dupe as he is *gay (it was the three paragraph <gasp> that gave you away</gasp>)
and congo rats for gourmet emu. lots of them

I don't think he has time to receive our praise, he's too busy idling in the lounge

Congrats emu! Don't stick your head in the ground.

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What a lovely tribute. I like the spirit you bring Scotty. *quality - and thanks for your contributions to the Sift Mr. Emu.

Congratulations, GourmetEmu! Mrow!
What sound does an Emu make?

"The Mayor of Pride was arrested earlier today, charged with stealing and consuming the rare Siftis emu from the local zoo, then trying to hide the carcass in a bucket of what appears to be some sort of gelatinous gravy. More news as it becomes available."

>> ^gourmetemu:
You should all be proud of yourself. And I would know something about it for I am the Mayor of Pride.

I drunkenly gave a demonstration here:
http://www.videosift.com/video/How-I-Burgle-My-Turds
Thanks for the kind words all ... and for all of the joy, wit, wisdom and misery you all have brought me.
Fresh out of *.quality points my Emu friend but thanks for this!

>> ^NetRunner:
How does one turgle a burd?
On second thought, don't tell me.
Congrats.

Congrats delicious emu.

>> ^gwiz665:
B-B-B-bird bird bird, the bird is the word
B-B-B-bird bird bird, the bird is the word
B-B-B-bird bird bird, the bird is the word


This explains the recent Family Guy sift.

So my friend GourmetEmu gets roasted so I thought I'd throw in my two cents.

As a worldly apathetic young man in body/ child in mind, it is no doubt the Mr. Emu took to the internet. Where else could he find out if people agree with his opinions on cartoons, obscure movies, and other bits of randomness. When he lived in Chicago he used to have the ever popular Wednesday night bar shift to do this (although I argue that anyone agrees with the guy pooring drinks, no matter how not out of middle school he looks), but ever since he decided to be a big man and take a job out in L.A. the rest of us are poorer for it. Frankly I'm proud of him though, I haven't seen him mention that he worked on Batman once, so I'll do it for him. Any excuse to be an insufferable ass. Right buddy?

Don't ever visit. :-D

a functional N64 emu would have been nice

Emu in the toilet, frikkin' Japanese!!