This guy bees seriously un-funny with a huge load of sticks embedded all, up in his ass....It's a personal contention that Comedians that don't laugh are terminal assholes.

it's more like text adventure with embeded video:P
on the other hand, I'm all for giving power to the people. the way VS is set up now, you're driving people away. lately it seems like there are always the same avatars posting, not counting occasional spammers. and the visit to the site has surely dropped too (would be nice if you could inform us with some site stats from time to time, @dag) so you've got nothing to lose if you open up invocational powers for "the lower classes"

You keep thinking that then if you'd like. As I watched this, when he asked what card he was thinking of I thought to myself 'nine of hearts'- NO SHIT

Somewhere embedded in his technique is the answer to the suggestion
Metaprogrammings' a motherfucker.

Anyone else??

Or wait....Maybe it's simply having seen this before and the 9 of hearts was already there, locked into the folds of the hippo-campus/cerebral cortex highway? Don't recall ever having seen this before...

Either ways...If David Blaine came over, I'd prolly tell him what Han Solo here told him BEFORE he had a chance to mind-fuck me..The difference? It wouldn't be......"ACTING!!!"

Seriously though, y'all really thought that Blaine was being rudely and cruelly ejected from his home?? C'mon people...suspend your disbelief for the sake of your hearts and get over yourselves....all he said was the 'eff' word.

"Next up: Blaine will bury himself in the permafrost of Antarctica in a steaming-hot bubble-bath of human blood and for forty days and forty nights with but a single meal-worm to snack on for the duration. When he rises from his ghoulish and self-imposed sarcophagus he will have drunk all the contents of the bathtub...But first, this commercial interruption to your body's natural vibrations."

I am hoping someone can figure out why my embedding code fails in http://videosift.com/talk/Cant-embed-IFCs-videos-correctly ... For now, watch it on http://www.ifc.com/portlandia/videos/portlandia-treat-your-lover-like-your-dog ...

"Embedding disabled by request. Watch on YouTube"

Out of curiosity, which video had you embedded? There are three that I see on that page.

*dead -- "Embedding disabled by request..."

Suppose Chappelle has lost his allure as the "Flavor of the Week." Never expected it to be sifted(or embedded) or garner many views. I deliberately uploaded it to YT with no tags and an obtuse title because of Comedy Central and potential copyright warnings. Had an account banned from YT because of that before, a Chappelle segment was one of the "warnings" I got. The "New York Boobies" skit.

Still planning-on doing the cookie-cooking, looks like it's you and Lilithia. Remind me again which recipe you submitted, the chocky-chips or the one from orriteropo similar to his? BTW, I considered the cost of mailing two-dozen cookies to Australia and was gonna ask Dag if he might wanna give him a T-Shirt instead, me paying for the cost of the shirt and to ship it in-country from his end....Could be just as pricey considering how covetous he is of those ugly-ass shirts!! (Seriously, thought the thing unworthy of public wear, prob'ly works better as a nightshirt )

So yes, end of month this month on the cookies, as soon as I pm Lilithia again and make sure she's still on board with participating. I may do them this Friday and let the judging begin Saturday, as I'm supposed to be hitting the pub with the gorgeous judges this weekend with old friends from out of town.
That taco-meat idea for that chili-pepper mix is an excellent choice of use of that can-o-sauce-Sounds like something I wanna try now!!

MMMmmm, haven't had taco nite inna while.

*dead for "Embedding disabled by request..."

skip to 4:10 to see the embedded track lights at night.
I agree the guitar is unnecessary for this video.
And the 3+ instant replays of each kid when they wreck.

*backup

The sound of the embedded video had been replaced with some other music that definitely wasn't metal.

True dat, and as far as audience's facial responses go, typically German from any region, over-scrutinizing, province and war-remorse-oriented, otherwise, the YT gab from Germans speaks tomes to the same overall sentiments from native speaking Germano-types still caught-up in their own particular brand of dysfunction......buncha tight-assed Vaterland-style motherfuckers kinna pissed that The U.S. bothered' em while they were shitting on the planet typea-volk.

Sandra shines as always, self-effacing giggles when she knows she might be a bit off regionally, and having to look at douchebags in the audience with corn-cobs embedded permanently in their assess and still remaining as sweet and as charming as ever. Much love Sandra, keepin' it real.


NOW. Dicks and pussies climb up my ass with the racism card, and suck you your own assess. Got a fuckload of German in my blood, as well as (insert here, most races, creeds, or colors, though quite possibly no Chinese, all hail mankind's supreme overlords).

Who cares or wants to know, If you have to ask chicco, you either don't know already or have exhausted all other means at your disposal of finding out, or only care about your best program which appears to be failing you the harder you try.

Ask the submitter in his native tongue perhaps, he seems sincere about wanting to promote his video here in the public forum known as the videosift, and for this and form me he gets a *quality

Or perhaps, seek professional help in extricating the stick embedded in an orifice?

Vietnamese kids rockin'-out, cool as helll!


*quality and promote if the powers were available considering the sheit dealt cold by the resident copper....promote self-linkage and rule-breaking

And here I thought the claims around his four laptops were put to rest in July of last year or, at the very latest, after his meeting with Ray MacGovern, Jesselyn Radack and Thomas Drake in October.

There was nothing of substance on those laptops and to suggest otherwise with any credibility demands extraordinary proof.

Why?

Because of two primary reasons, as far as I am concerned:

- Any of Snowden's claims has yet to proven false. The entire apparatus is trying and they failed miserably so far. Probably because Snowden actually knows what he's talking about, unlike such cranks as Rep. Peter King.

- Snowden spent years working within the intelligence industry (CIA, NSA, private contractors) and he has proven to be careful and meticulous. Unlike the public (or the British MoD), he'd know better than to transport any sensitive information on a device like a laptop or a smartphone. Or an external harddrive. Or a disk. He'd use flash memory, possibly a thumb drive, probably an SD card -- the less embedded controllers a device has, the better. Heavily encrypted, of course, and if anyone doesn't believe that crypto works... tough luck, I'm done trying to convince people otherwise.

So, the only people who received data from him are Glenn Greenwald and Laura Poitras. American journalists reporting on American issues, just like he said.

As for the the revelation of "tons of national secrets and techniques": he has revealed nothing. Let me say that again: Snowden has revealed nothing.

He has empowered members of the press, the fourth estate, to do their bloody jobs and fullfil their role as watchdog over the government, something they failed at miserably in this particular regard. All revelations happen at the discretion of those journalists who are now the sole proprietors of the Snowden-documents.

If, however, you don't subscribe to the notion of a free press as a line of defence against government abuse, then I can't change your mind.

By the way, "putting American lives at risk" should have received a trademark by now, the way it has been waved around to kill uncomfortable conversations. I vividly remember how desperate they were to find proof that the Afghan/Iraqi War Logs and the Gitmo Files were endangering lives. As far as I know, they never found any. And as far as I know, all releases based on Snowden-documents were carefully chosen and redacted where neccessary to protect the identity of human assets. All claims to the contrary need to provide evidence.

But I'm glad to see that the "American industry" has found its way into the argument. At least we don't have to pretend that this is solely about terrorism anymore. Industrial espionage, diplomatic advantages and... keeping your own population in check.

Yay! It's just like the old days.

Oh wait, I forgot. My country has been under full scale surveillance by the US, the British and the French since the late '40s, so it's actually business as usual.

is this embedded on yahoo because yahoo hosts videos but no one watches stuff on there? maybe NBC were cool with this being on there for the same reason