It's funny. The idea of things living in me used to be an enormous phobia of mine and this kind of video would have freaked me fuck out (a la newtboy above), but for some reason now I just giggle at videos like these (below). No idea why, but I'd like what she's having. (And by "she" I mean me.)

*related=http://videosift.com/video/bunch-of-maggots-being-pulled-from-an-ear

*related=http://videosift.com/video/Earwax-And-Insect-Ear-Removal

*related=http://videosift.com/video/Cockroach-Inside-Human-Ear-Nice-Halloween-puke-Video

*related=http://videosift.com/video/Doctor-I-have-something-in-my-ear

bunch of maggots being pulled from an ear has been added as a related post - related requested by lucky760.

Earwax And Insect Removal has been added as a related post - related requested by lucky760.

Cockroach Inside Human Ear! Nice Halloween *puke* Video.. has been added as a related post - related requested by lucky760.

Doctor, I have something in my ear. has been added as a related post - related requested by lucky760.

Ewww, do you guys lance each others ingrown hairs and take care of each other's blackheads, too?? Whoa...Come to think of it I don't think I've ever seen an Asian with an ingrown hair....Do Asians get ingrown hairs?

DUDE! Asians males don't have chest hair, what's up with that??

WHO has dry earwax?? That's funked-up!

Wet, non-stinky here.

I've got normal earwax, you know, light green in color with little flecks of dried clotted blood smelling faintly of ammonia.

Or a cockroach. http://videosift.com/video/Earwax-And-Insect-Ear-Removal>> ^Yogi:

That can't be just snot. That's gonna be blood or cartilage or something.

So that makes him a hipster elitist because he's not a Jerry Springer fan? Count me as one of them too because I watched that Springer element go from fringe to prime-time mainstream over the past 15 years and there's no escaping it. The in-your-face booger-eating shock value that at one time you only saw in the mentally-challenged kid in your school.

And now this instant powdered fame has become a bankable commodity, if you're a pretty girl who eats her own earwax or admits to liking the smell of farts you can become a star. Or you don't mind pranking your mother on-camera by telling her that you're pregnant with your high-school art teacher's baby, just to "push the envelope" of reality TV.

Like the guy in the movie my workplace is full of college grads who were weaned on this crap, it's all they know. They talk like they think they are some sitcom sidekick, spitting out this stream of snarky, hip, pop-culture references and this week's memes and reality show updates. With a smug grin because the studio audience in their head is cheering them on.

So you can have it. Call it a hipster pose but I am too good for this crap. I don't care if there are 32 million of them, this crap is for morons and it will only get worse.
>> ^GenjiKilpatrick:

So you're including yourself in that group, yes?
Or are you too hipster for that? "I was counter-culture before counter-culture was a culture."
>> ^gorillaman:
I hope we all understand that you can nod your head along to the sentiments in this video and still be a part of the problem.

I almost had an small adult circumcision for medical reasons (simply TOO BIG for the foreskin), but me a doctorman decided that we didn't have to cut too much, and just did a little snip thing. YOU HAVEN'T EXPERIENCED FEAR UNTIL BLOOD RUNS FROM YOUR PENIS!

Anyways, that was an example of an actual good reason for getting it. Mutilating children with this is just barbaric. We don't cut off parts of the ear, just because we get earwax, or because we have to "hear the word of God" - but we do if our earlobe gets skin cancer.


Reason, people. Germany has it. Well, they do now.

I feel for you, brother in sickness. That was worse than all the horror movies of the last 30 years.

Oh man, this is not the shit to watch when you are high.

I'm still going to eat those m&m's.

>> ^messenger:

I've seen a lot of sickening things on the internet, but for me for some reason, this is the worst thing I have ever seen. I puked in my mouth a little bit.
But yeah, I watched to the end.

Sounded like a bad porno didn't it it?
>> ^Sagemind:

WTF is with that music?!

>> ^visionep:

Where do I get one of these cameras? I'd love to be able to get a view like that of the inside of my ear/throat/etc...
I bet they are expensive.. Off to find a MAKE article on how to make one!!


Oh god.

>> ^legacy0100:
Why doncha stop your shenanigans first!
The only thing your irate responses are good for is making earwax!
You're the reason why lemmings commit suicides!

Back to the original topic. I agree with farhad. We should move election08 to the archives. It's a dead channel.

Lemmings don't really commit suicide. We believe this because of a Disney movie that portrayed this event. Really it was the film crew provoking the "suicide". Which would make it a murder...

Why doncha stop your shenanigans first!

The only thing your irate responses are good for is making earwax!

You're the reason why lemmings commit suicides!



Back to the original topic. I agree with farhad. We should move election08 to the archives. It's a dead channel.

Awesome, good work.
Some of my favorites.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Giant-Amazon-Water-Lily

http://www.videosift.com/video/Gods-Must-be-Crazy-SOCIOLOGICAL-FUNCTIONALIST-THEORY1552

http://www.videosift.com/video/BBC-Derek-Tastes-of-Earwax

>> ^Fred_Chopin:
And that is why you shouldn't use Q-Tips. That right : shouldn't. Ask your doctor...


This.

>> ^kronosposeidon:
This is just one more reason I'm glad I'm not a doctor, nurse, physician's assistant, etc. Sure, they make good money, but they have to deal with gross shit like this. And think of all the other nasty things they see: hemorrhoids, infected wounds dripping pus, genital warts, yeast infections, and so on. And then they have to probe rectums, urethras, etc.
Still, I'm thankful that there are people who are willing to do this stuff. Let them have the nightmares.

...sounds like just another saturday night to me.