Well, I'm not in on the joke and I don't think I ever met somebody who is.
But I've been in Bielefeld. Went to the movies, weatched Hannibal and the Exorcist director's cut as a double feature. Good times.

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D.S. is the best in the business
P.S. we got dicks like Jesus

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It's time that we let the world know
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It's time that we let the world know
Dude, you gotta let your girl go
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Want to see this on a double feature with Scary Mary.

I remember being on my very first date. I didn't know the guy very well.

I was 13-14 years old. It was a matinee at the double feature at the Lompoc Movie Theater.

Tickets cost 50 cents.

I remember standing there, awkward as hell, thinking -- why is this guy I barely know paying for my ticket? I have my own money. (I worked in the biology lab at the junior high, cleaning petri dishes and test tubes, nasty with sprouting moldy agar. I doubt I made $1 per hour -- I can't remember.)

I never was any good at dating. I certainly never asked for, expected, or accepted any shoes.

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saw this flick as a double feature and it appealed to my inner dork.
*promote

there is a theatre is Portland doing a double feature of this and Rad, totally awesome to the max!

This was the first R rated movie I saw. My babysitter and her boyfriend smuggled me out to a double feature and let me sit in the front row. The second movie was Enter the Dragon, which I somehow managed to stay awake until its conclusion. I like dogs and Bruce Lee.

I watched it too, it double featured sorta with Shazaam remember? *promote

Its actually coming out in April now, I imagine right around the same time at Bill Maher's "Religulous." Should make for a fun double feature.

first post is a self link as well.

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Wish they'd do some of the more gruesome Bible stories, now that they got CGI and what not....
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