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>> ^legacy0100:

>> ^Yogi:
>> ^legacy0100:
"Most doormen are white. They don't usually hire black doorman."
BULL-FUCKING-SHIT Maher. You are talking out of your ASS. Just walk down 5th street and see how many Pueto Rican doormen you'd find.

Wow...maybe you should look up the difference between Puerto Rican and Black. Idiot.

Yogi, my man. What I'm trying to say is that majority of doormen aren't white. Calm down and breathe. Hee hee hooo....


MOTHER FUCKER WHAT DID YOU SAY!???!

>> ^Yogi:

>> ^legacy0100:
"Most doormen are white. They don't usually hire black doorman."
BULL-FUCKING-SHIT Maher. You are talking out of your ASS. Just walk down 5th street and see how many Pueto Rican doormen you'd find.

Wow...maybe you should look up the difference between Puerto Rican and Black. Idiot.


Yogi, my man. What I'm trying to say is that majority of doormen aren't white. Calm down and breathe. Hee hee hooo....

>> ^legacy0100:

"Most doormen are white. They don't usually hire black doorman."
BULL-FUCKING-SHIT Maher. You are talking out of your ASS. Just walk down 5th street and see how many Pueto Rican doormen you'd find.


Wow...maybe you should look up the difference between Puerto Rican and Black. Idiot.

"Most doormen are white. They don't usually hire black doorman."

BULL-FUCKING-SHIT Maher. You are talking out of your ASS. Just walk down 5th street and see how many Pueto Rican doormen you'd find.

I got tired of marc maron years ago, listening to his air america morning show.

>> ^spoco2:

Oh man, I've been listening to WTF a fair bit lately, but yeah, Marc definitely has that 'think how everything relates back to me and how the world observes me.
If I hear him say how he was the doorman at the damn comedy club one more time to a guest. WE GET IT, you've been around for a long time. You're not super famous, get the FUCK over it.
It's the perfect recipe for self loathing and misery... always thinking about yourself rather than others. It's very much what Stephen Fry says in regards to the 'I Mode'... listen to others, be interested in others. Get out of YOUR HEAD and focus on doing things and making yourself and others happy by not whinging about what is wrong, but celebrating what is right.
>> ^rottenseed:
BTW, I started getting annoyed with Marc Maron. He comes off as a self-important sycophant to me. I think it's because he hates himself so much...>> ^kymbos:
I'm a bit sad to say I'm slowly falling out of love with Louis and Marc Maron. I'm not sure what to do about it.
Dave Chappelle, please start a twice weekly podcast, I'm begging you!

Oh man, I've been listening to WTF a fair bit lately, but yeah, Marc definitely has that 'think how everything relates back to me and how the world observes me.

If I hear him say how he was the doorman at the damn comedy club one more time to a guest. WE GET IT, you've been around for a long time. You're not super famous, get the FUCK over it.

It's the perfect recipe for self loathing and misery... always thinking about yourself rather than others. It's very much what Stephen Fry says in regards to the 'I Mode'... listen to others, be interested in others. Get out of YOUR HEAD and focus on doing things and making yourself and others happy by not whinging about what is wrong, but celebrating what is right.

>> ^rottenseed:
BTW, I started getting annoyed with Marc Maron. He comes off as a self-important sycophant to me. I think it's because he hates himself so much...>> ^kymbos:
I'm a bit sad to say I'm slowly falling out of love with Louis and Marc Maron. I'm not sure what to do about it.
Dave Chappelle, please start a twice weekly podcast, I'm begging you!

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>> ^Bruti79:
^ ^ ^
Normal humour in Automata? Did you read it?


Strip 2 - Weather joke, last panel.
Strip 3 - Robot shaped like door as doorman
Strip 5 - "Let's see what you got, Professor" + Lethal Weapon reference last panel and joke.

Unreasonable expectations perhaps, but I had envisioned the concept in my head as if it was being done by Warren Ellis.

That was absolutely awesome - a crazy little look at the post-apocalyptic *future, except for the fact that the doorman didn't notice the explosion. Though I guess if there's actually no security camera watching you that makes sense.

Somehow you would think they WOULD have cameras watching there, though, no?

Man, it's gorgeous inside though. Reminds me of Bioshock graphics for some reason though.

Great game trailer (*commercial)

Lol.

In reply to this comment by bigbikeman:
Wolfe Blitzer sure doesn't pull any punches though, does he?

Doorman, yes. Butler, yes. Journalist?

Well, maybe, if he lived in Buttfuck Nowhere and his biggest story was how a fireman didn't manage to save little Jimmy's cat from a tree. "Not his best effort, really. The cat is still in the tree."

Wolfe Blitzer sure doesn't pull any punches though, does he?

Doorman, yes. Butler, yes. Journalist?

Well, maybe, if he lived in Buttfuck Nowhere and his biggest story was how a fireman didn't manage to save little Jimmy's cat from a tree. "Not his best effort, really. The cat is still in the tree."

It looks like his primary function was to keep that guy from entering the house. Like a bodyguard/doorman would, or a concerned brother/parent/neighbor of someone needing protection.