And here was me thinking a 'golden doodle' was the result of writing our names in the snow when very desperate!

haven't read that. or heard it. or even fever dreamt it.

sounds like one of those wack-a-doodle wing-nut posting jobbies.

ever occur to y'all...that not even Rupert Murdock supports unregulated guns? one of your deities doesn't agree w/you!

think about that.

the boss of your handlers rather you NOT have a gun.


this time, me and Rup' are on the same page.

additional thoughts: https://twitter.com/LifeIndiscreet/status/1530579942651600896

BTW: since you cited Obama's CDC data - check on this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dickey_Amendment

and then I got a haircut so I didn't look like a doodle brain

Doodled version:

http://i.imgur.com/ltQ0Xzp.gifv

I believe that was a cock-a-doodle in the form of a question.

Thanks doodle.

From what I understand, this whole no-cake-for-gays thing was discrimination only because the shop refused to give them a cake at all, not because they merely wouldn't write "Jason and Phillip XXXXOOOO for-evs!!!!!!11!!!one!!!" or whatever on it.

If they had sold the cake, but refused to write specific things on it, there would have been no discrimination. A person's rights include NOT saying things as well as saying them. Forcing them to write TEXT that their religion belief forbids isn't right either. No matter how idiotic religion -in general- is.

Would it be discrimination to sell them a blank cake (at a discount) and hand them the cake doodling tube?

Not sure about how I feel about this newfangled form of advertising.

They're trying to hijack the fact that authentic joy and excitement caught on tape can become popular on Youtube and make millions a little happier for watching it. Instead of just making you happy, however, their goal is to just sell you Jack Links beef jerky.

Don't fall for this and let the greedy corporate bastards corrupt another beautiful form of human expression; punish them by buying a different brand of beef jerky next time you go to the grocery store and watch these videos instead:

Double Rainbow: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI
Cheese Doodle: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vC8gJ0_9o4M

I grew up drawing shapes like Parallelograms, and Trapezoids.

A piece of graph paper made me draw squares then, cubes and I've use graph paper to doodle other shapes including this S shape.

I really think he's over thinking it. It's just a random shape with absolutely no meaning.

Interesting, but I think it needed to touch on the idea that A0 is not 1 square meter in the sense of 1m x 1m, but rather it has an area of 1m squared with the A aspect ratio of 1 / sqrt(2).

The graphic doodles animating during the talk show A0 as 1m x 1m, which would blow the whole aspect ratio quality right out of the water.

--EDIT-- Did a wikipedia search and came up with a handy chart HERE.

No problem. I've got a few jokes for you straight off the bat - what's brown and sticky? A stick. What's ET short for? He's only got little legs. Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil. Doctor doctor, i feel like a pair of curtains. Pull yourself together! What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra. What's black and white, black and white, black and white? A penguin rolling down a hill.

Hell, Tim Vine does hundreds of one liners in half an hour and the majority of them are not at anyone's expense.

I think you've confused what you find funny with the term "humour" as it were. You may only find shadenfreude funny, and so you think all humour is shadenfreude, but it is patently obvious that things can be humourous without being at someone's expense and i find it almost petulant to be asked to prove it when it is so obvious. You almost certainly know loads of jokes like that. How does Bob Marley like his donuts? Wi' jam-in. I stood there, wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger and bigger..... and then it hit me. What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? Dam.

From what i remember of Lenny Henry's standup (like him or not) in the old days, he didn't often tell a joke at someone's expense. Tommy Cooper used to make people laugh by doing bad magic tricks. Les Dawson used to make people laugh by playing the piano badly as only a good pianist can. Terry Pratchett makes me laugh by conjuring up funny situations in a fictional world. I laughed at the Big Lebowski when he shaded the pad of paper to see what secret notes Jackie Treehorn was making and it turned out to be a doodle of a man holding his own cock. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. I bought some new viagra eye drops, cos they make me look hard. What do you call a man with a shovel on his head? Doug.

I could go on and on and on, but i don't get paid for this and i have other stuff to do, but i hope i've opened your eyes to whole new realms of comedy where people don't get hit in the face with stuff. Where are the Andes? At the end of your wristies. Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? He had no body to go with.

I'm so confused by your request for proof that i feel like someone's asked me "Air? What air? There's no air, i can't see any!"

I'm utterly dreading to read your reply if it says anything along the lines of "That ET joke is offensive to short people! That skeleton joke is offensive to people with eating disorders! The penguin joke is offensive to the penguin you pushed down the hill!" Please don't embarrass us both by doing that, we both know those jokes aren't offensive. (Or very funny, to be honest.)

http://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2014/02/06/holy-shit-you-guys-look-at-the-google-doodle

Speaking of which....

*related=http://videosift.com/video/Vi-Hart-Doodling-in-Math-Class-DRAGONS
I gots da permissions!

Doodling in Math Class: Dragon Dungeons has been added as a related post - related requested by Zawash on that post.