... purple monkey dishwasher

such co-operation with just mind and body... feels magical even coming through my screen .. i got chills

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>> ^rottenseed:

I don't think you're that far off. That seems like a reasonable hypothesis. Another thing that comes into play are our affordable "luxuries". Cable TV, microwaves, dishwashers, heating/AC...these things are now things that we risk by protesting/revolting. Why go outside and get shot at when we can watch Cosby reruns for hours on end?

Cosby? Shit, I'd rather get shot at.

I don't think you're that far off. That seems like a reasonable hypothesis. Another thing that comes into play are our affordable "luxuries". Cable TV, microwaves, dishwashers, heating/AC...these things are now things that we risk by protesting/revolting. Why go outside and get shot at when we can watch Cosby reruns for hours on end?>> ^peggedbea:

the cost of food isn't high enough yet. historically, people are generally complacent with letting the ruling class do whatever as long as they can afford food and expect a reasonably brighter future. i wonder if part of the reason we subsidize agriculture is to keep food prices artificially low longer to avoid social unrest. and then there's fast food. which consistently remains cheap. my paranoid brain is starting to formulate fast food as social control conspiracies. also, google holodomor. and think about monsanto.
i think we've all given up on the "brighter future" part... and food prices keep fluctuating.. it's coming though, don't worry. the rest of us will join you soon. as soon as we can no longer afford a mcrib. >> ^rottenseed:
Why isn't USAmerica rioting? I am. It's just me though.

>> ^gwiz665:

http://www.facebook.com/gwiz665/posts/225246664176744
I actually took two pictures, but just count one of them.
The first is of my lovely lann original and the second is of my dishwasher.


oh shit...does she take requests? Tell her to write "Hi big daddy" on a note card then have her put her bare feet in her mouth

http://www.facebook.com/gwiz665/posts/225246664176744
http://www.facebook.com/gwiz665/posts/157534007652587

I actually took two pictures, but just count one of them.

The first is of my lovely lann original and the second is of my dishwasher.

this guy is touching on some real issues here. i mean just the other day my dishwasher didnt get some of the caked on food from my pans so i had to wash em by hand! WAKE UP AMERICA!!

Reminds me of my childhood, running in the basement and hunkering down with my brothers every time there was a tornado warning. Never had one hit. Mom always gave us a mason jar half filled with water and a drop of dishwashing soap so we could make our own "tornadoes". In retrospect the glass jar probably should have been plastic.

There's my blankie!

And yeah -- I made a sexist joke. One. Made into a steaming boiling cauldron of sexist jokes made over years and years towards women.

The fact that I would make that sexist joke ON THIS SIFT TALK POST is part of the joke.

And that one. Little. Tiny (yes tiny) joke was TOO MUCH.

None of you saw the humor.

And I find that HYSTERICAL.

AND @rottenseed talked to me! And you did too! Like you were real people!

I am so happy I can't hardly stand it.






>> ^blankfist:

Let me show you how it's done.

Q: What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?
A: Hit her.

Let me show you how it's done.

Q: What do you do when your dishwasher breaks?
A: Hit her.

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The American "poor?"

* Forty-six percent of all poor households actually own their own homes. The average home owned by persons classified as poor by the Census Bureau is a three-bedroom house with one-and-a-half baths, a garage, and a porch or patio.

* Seventy-six percent of poor households have air conditioning. By contrast, 30 years ago, only 36 percent of the entire U.S. population enjoyed air conditioning.

* Only 6 percent of poor households are overcrowded. More than two-thirds have more than two rooms per person.

* The average poor American has more living space than the average individual living in Paris, London, Vienna, Athens, and other cities throughout Europe. (These comparisons are to the average citizens in foreign countries, not to those classified as poor.)

* Nearly three quarters of poor households own a car; 30 percent own two or more cars.

* Ninety-seven percent of poor households have a color television; over half own two or more color televisions.

* Seventy-eight percent have a VCR or DVD player; 62 percent have cable or satellite TV reception.

* Seventy-three percent own microwave ovens, more than half have a stereo, and a third have an automatic dishwasher.


By all means, don't let the facts get in the way of a good crusade on behalf of the richest poor in the world.

If anyone gets a tip it should be the dishwasher. Waiters don't do shit.

Dishwasher Safe.

*woohoo for "purple monkey dishwasher"?