Dern tootin' Cletus...


*wipesnosewithshirtsleeve*

Wait - did I read right?

Chris Pratt, Sam Neill, Jeff Goldblum, and Laura Dern are all going to star in this new flick?

Right on!

Your video, LAURA DERN, has made it into the Top 15 New Videos listing. Congratulations on your achievement. For your contribution you have been awarded 1 Power Point.

...err... okay, I've only watched the movie once so far, I'm sure I'll watch it several more times (at least once more in the theaters most likely). I didn't get the idea that Laura Dern's character and Leia were lovers... at all...
I personally put the movie in my top two Star Wars films.

zip it; we don't them dern bears takin away our mall cop jerbs

Dern. Maybe next time.

Oh and lilithia, it's fine the amounts and all, I can wing that shit with my eyes closed, AND...
After i read your recipe, it inspired me to write these lyrics to a tune I shall flesh-out in studio (as i have been prone to be up-in lately recording hillbilly music) this punk tune, and here's the gyst and general set up and lyrics...so far (and yes, you Lilithia, inspired this song, as will be reflected in the credits)

I Steal Cookies - words and music by Chingalera, Choggie Kendall esq., BMC © 2014.

I steal cookies
It's something that I do
I steal cookies
Gonna steal some for you

I steal cookies
and hide'em in my shoe
I steal cookies,
yer gonna steal me some TOO!

(instrumental break and bridge)

I steal cookies
I steal em from the zoo
feed'em to the zebras
fed em to the, eeem-uuuu's

Gonna give you some cookies
if that 's what you wanna doooo
EAT SOME COOK-AhhhHHHS! (emphasize shouting)!

AFTER i STEAL EM FOR yOOOOOU!

(insert head-banging lead, two more bridges, and resolve here)

finished composition, less than 10 mins
(all these dern cookies will take wayyy longer to bake!)

How come this film's torrent is not on TPB?? This one flew right past the radar at the theaters...DERN!
(checks Amazon)

pretty dern good

YES IT IS!!.... dern an-ti seeemite!!
..and now with that Zionism bobby, what have we talked about??

awww dern...She's gay for other hot cute chicks....DAMN!

@shinyblurry-I know some Christians who can't stand to hear profanity of any kind, but say "dern" "gosh dern" "hell" etc., all variations of the vernacular....I would hope that God might have a sense of humor about such monkey behavior, after all, he's the one who spit in the mud and spun us on pottery wheels....


You atheists are about as easy to tolerate as the hard-core born-again, BTW-Yer all religious fanatics t'me!!

dern...can't do a damn thing-sent this guy a p m on his youtube acct..
*discuss, may take an admin to fast-track a fix

>> ^Payback:

Yay! She's dropped the attitude creeping into her later videos!!
Rejoice!


Dern..
I'm gonna go watch the attitude ones!!

DERN! First time I was ever region blocked~