No! Sire! I WOULS have to call you a retard for your comment, MAGIC IS ALWAYS REAL! Our lord n' Savior Jesus Christ almighty turned them water to sweet sweet booze we get at the church and my ma told me that the magical elves in lives above the garage to open them doors for us just like the lamps in our rooms that turns on and off with a switch, YAY for lamp genies. See I made yous a fool.


>> ^1zin1:
i hope your lying? beause i wouls have to call you a retard for your comment, magic has never been real, it's for the illusion.

I would keep a AK-47, as it's automatic fire and ammunition would not be problem over large geographical areas. As a side arm I would keep a shotgun and for worst case scenarios I would keep a large machete.

I would not opt for chain mail as it restricts my mobility. Am assuming we are talking Tech 1 zombies that can only barely walk fast enough. I would opt for flex fitted overalls fitted with criss crossing plastic covers, along the lines of football uniform.

I would also opt for a large shopping center. Making camp on roof and access only by ladder know that zombies do not possess the necessary grip ability to sufficiently climb anything. Stair cases would be barricaded. I would exhaust fresh produce first and then live off canned meat. I would observe and study the creatures waiting for them to eat themselves out. On evenings I will make molotov cocktails to throw down and glee as they walk like firey candles.

I would make sure to fit out my SUV with a roll cage and slit windows, I would also opt for non deflatable tires with slicked corners that would push out making it hard to climb. I would drench slick oil or other liquids so that no grip can be attained on its surfaces. Door mounted shotguns to allow fire within a 45 degree angle off the doors. There will be no windows. Storage in the back for gasoline and syphons to steal gas from other vehicles.

I will not stop, try to look for or try to investigate anything looking for survivors. Its not my responsibility and they would need to prove that they are human to me first. I would make sure to check everyone after any sort of excursion for bite marks or infection, if found I would quarantine them, kill them if it proves to turn them.

I used to go to the EX here, its an exhibition with rides and cotton candy all that typical stuff. Our ring was always like the one fdisk described. Multiple bikes criss-crossing, going opposite directions and grabbing money from people right at the top of the ring. Was pretty sweet when I was 8.

Lame.

Sorry to be a spoiler but I was expecting much more from a country with less safety standards then the USA. There was no death and that was the lamest **** of death I have ever seen. The ones I saw when I were a kid had motorcycles going in opposite directions and criss-crossing.

Edit: I didn't want to just toss out an empty "lame" so I sifted what it took to impress us as kids. This is my idea of eia: http://www.videosift.com/video/Seven-motorcycles-in-one-spherical-cage

There's also a clip of CA walking down the side of a many-storied building. He claims no special powers, unlike the fraud uri geller.

Also, that isn't the real Criss.

Yeah, it's all a trick. Goodie for him, he figured it out. Magic doesn't exist. But his debunking isn't foolproof either. First, the sun/no sun thing. I've seen just such magic happen myself, when the Rain Gods bring clouds to make the sun disappear then reappear. MAGIC! And the whole 10 degree rotation thing...that's assuming a stationary camera, not a camera man standing on the ground, walking and turning the camera to stay focused on the man hanging from a wire.

Oh, and his name is Criss Angel, not Chris.

There was a lot of controversy in the first vid about whether or not the cans were digitally added.

It was widely believed and now proven that the secret to the success of these videos is that they try and try and try again, and all the while looking extremely casual and matter-of-fact. Editing together just the rare successful shots leaves you with a series of clips that impress upon your brain that they can make any impossible shot at will and while paying little to no attention.

A little slight of hand and a little editing magic. They're just video illusionists. (They should call their troupe "The Criss Angels.")

Tags for this video have been changed from 'card, cards, trick, tricks, magic, magic tricks, criss, david, david copperfield' to 'ban cards, ban trick, magic ban, bancrissp, david banderfield' - edited by twiddles

Criss Angel is an over-rated hack who relies on camera angles, video editing and phony audiences/volunteers to pull off his tricks. Sorry, hybone. I usually upvote probies, but this is just sad. Keep submitting, though!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6D7xiwY-Mq4

Criss Angel is an talentless asshat. Boo!

No offense, Farcrafter.

So lame. Gee, like I never saw this done by Criss Angel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r0BukAy_dko

I mean really, you got the half body dude (legless / malformed legs) and a kid or midget for the feet half.

um what a load of crap criss rock is not funny anyway but still who cars if sum one uses the word fuck shit wank tit cock ass cunt whatever. its just a word only thing that people should aplogise for is if sum one is activly and consistently afending one group of people in a purely hateful manor.

its like if u have kids and you say oh don't use that word well then thay are going to say it repeatedly to get atentoin.

This is suspicious - yesterday a user was banned for posting a Criss Angel video and the same one pops up on Enterainmoment's profile on Magnify - http://entertainmoment.magnify.net/item/8367W9Y9QB5VXCTY

Tags changed from "criss,angel,glass,reveal,window,magic" to "our next trick - a new user disappears!" by gold star member karaidl.

Criss Angel did this too after a 100 shots or so.