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From the F-150 warranty:

"misuse of the vehicle, such a driving over curbs, overloading, racing or using the vehicle as a permanent stationary power source"

And right above that part it says it won't cover you driving through a car wash.

For the same wind and water environment exclusion take a look at page 18.

https://tinyurl.com/34fmx78h

Performative outrage against non-issues is amazingly common these days, but maybe it's always been that way. I can just hear an old lady on Little House on the Prairie exclaiming "Oh my, well I never!"

The Pinto thing is total BS sensationalist stat mining. They include the guy that tried to blow himself up in the Cybertruck in Vegas as someone who was killed by the truck. Really?

The parts thing only happens when vehicles and replacement parts are under warranty. @newtboy If you can find the source showing the warranty is voided driving a Cybertruck in the grass then I'll find the same language in the warranty docs for Fords.

This stuff is funny and Tesla doesn't deserve any leeway since their CEO has apparently gone"fact free" lately, but pushing easy to discredit "facts" seems like it distracts from the real issues with these vehicles and the company as a whole.

The biggest problem with Tesla in my mind is their over-promising and shitty service. I'm not sure how companies get away with promising stuff that isn't available yet but it seems like it is getting more common.

To me it looks like their service problems are a mix of 3 factors.
1. Not enough replacement parts at the ready
2. Service centers are understaffed because of the principal of running at below expected need until shit breaks. Only then can you apply more resources.
3. Service centers were designed to work efficiently but are run by a bunch of idiots that came from other manufacturer service centers so they want to do it "their way" instead of following the efficient hands off model that was originally planned.

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A near perfect metaphor for a common bedroom occurrence.

It is common, right guys? Guys?

😂All 100% verified by multiple sources, including the campaign itself you idiot.😂
I’ll guess you dispute the worst fact given, the violent desecration of Arlington by the felon.
They posted the tic tok video and photos of the team taking unauthorized photos and videos of the felon thumbs upping graves and ceremonies in violation of federal law and common decency, using dead soldiers as political props.
Yet again you fall for baseless stupidity posted by failed brainless idiots posting nonsense online from mommy’s basement.
Trump’s team physically pushed past the female guard (who has received death threats despite not pressing charges, just for speaking up) after ignoring the clear long standing rules/laws that were repeatedly explained to them because they couldn’t understand it wasn’t ok to shoot a tv commercial in Arlington…or anything political.
What he took were political photos and a political video almost instantly posted by the campaign, taken by photographers and videographers hired by the campaign that were not allowed at the event but with the felon’s violent team’s help forced their way into a sacred ceremony in the special area where only official Arlington videographers and photographers are allowed to film at all BY FEDERAL LAW.
Multiple gold star families have publicly complained about the desecration of their family’s graves when the felon abused staff and violated laws to use them as unwitting political props in political propaganda.
BTW- this was not the first time he has used Arlington, and area 60 itself, as a backdrop for political photos, nor the first time it was a scandal. He absolutely 100% knew it was wrong and illegal, he simply doesn’t care and neither do you.
Trump has zero respect for the military, always has since cowardly buying a 100% fraudulent deferment and sending others to fight in his stead that didn’t stop him from dancing and little girl screwing through the Vietnam war era. He thinks the military are suckers and losers. It shocks no one his team disrespected Arlington and the heroes buried there by using it as a backdrop for a political ad and political photos where he thumbs ups a fallen soldiers grave.

Bidenomics is absolutely great for America, better recovery from a worse covid response and worse economic collapse than any other large economy in the world, not so great for Russia or traitors, figures you hate it. You bought Tesla at $400. I bet you have some DJT too. People not invested in stupid maga bullshit are making bank…markets are consistently hitting record highs, companies are raking in record profits (accounting for a huge/majority percentage of “inflation”)…I made >6% in the last 2 months alone.

My team can speak English and count…yours can do neither. You can’t show one time I failed to give the verifiable facts, nor a single time you presented any.

Too bad all you can do post and repost other morons lying about everything under the sun. Always idiotic nonsense, no exception this time.
Really, an instantly corrected on the spot misstatement from memory about precisely which military honorariums Harris attended 3+ years ago is the best you’ve got to show some media bias? Nobody is going to pay $787 million over that, sucker! Donny beats that “lie” daily before he wakes up.

Here’s Harris paying homage to those fallen soldiers at Arlington like you say she didn’t…you probably didn’t know because she and Biden didn’t use the multiple solemn events as political opportunities, didn’t create campaign commercials there, didn’t create a scandal by assaulting guards and violating the law, civility, and decorum, and were actually there for the soldiers and their families not themselves and their campaigns.

Notice the lack of idiots everywhere filming with phones and professional video cameras and no happy thumbs up, just the one official shot by the Arlington videographer and deep respect being shown.


Last night the felon directly and unequivocally admitted on Fox that he interfered in the 2020 election…probably not good for his election interference cases.
He’s also holding “The Treasonies” an awards ceremony/fundraiser for the Jan 6 insurrectionists (likely another felony since he is barred nationwide from having any involvement in any charity)…probably not good for his Jan 6 cases, definitely doesn’t put distance between him and the mob he directed.

lol!
Hundreds of European women have just found out that the felon’s campaign has stolen their identities and are using fake online profiles (using their images and sometimes names) that are supporting the felon as attractive social media influencers (much like the terrible “blacks for Trump” AI created fakes and “Swifties for Trump” fake photos and fake endorsements)….which must mean you don’t have any real influencers to draw from. 😂

MAGA has to go outside of the country to even find fake women to support the rapist.

Meanwhile the disgusting disrespectful attack by the felon and his campaign against the fallen soldiers at Arlington is just growing as another scandal, with the military itself speaking out about the disgusting, complete lack of respect or decorum of Trump both verbally and physically abusing the guards and illegally abusing a solemn ceremony on hallowed ground to make a cheap political tic tok advertisement and pretend he cares about the military (funny, he never showed up before).
Edit: He now claims it was somehow a setup by the Biden administration that caused his team to ignore the repeated law and rules and common decency, all of which he was unaware despite being told, then caused them to physically force their way past the guard (who now fears for her life from rabid maggots) and use the hallowed ground as a political backdrop for a photo op….Biden’s fault.
Also meanwhile, Vance spoke to the same union Walz spoke to days before, and was booed mercilessly because everything he said was a blatant bold faced lie, like he and Trump stand with unions (despite every single action taken by either one being direct attacks against unions and the felon saying last week that anyone who strikes should be fired immediately along with their entire union).
😂 Meanwhile Republican organizations have started saying (and claim to be preparing lawsuits claiming) Harris is not a valid candidate because of Dred Scott which they say means no non white person can be president, indeed claiming no black person is a citizen…ignoring the 13th and 14th amendments. This is your “black outreach”, telling non whites they aren’t citizens and never can be because they are barely human…”but we aren’t racist, you are.”-maga. 😂
Meanwhile the architect of project Trump 2025 (who went on vacation until after the election for optics) has postponed his project2025 book release (with forward by JD Vance) to help the felon because it is clear that anyone knowing anything about the Trump project 2025 agenda is a death sentence for the campaign. Unfortunately for them early copies are released, and it is UTTERLY HORRIFIC! Not just an end to reproductive freedom, end all forms of contraception, and enact a 100% ban on abortion with the death penalty, now we know it includes FORCED PREGNANCY. “Having children should not be considered an “optional individual choice” but a “social expectation or transcendent gift.” because having your daddy/brother’s 7 toed rape baby is a blessing. And that’s just one page of the over 900 page agenda to create Christian Sharia law in America and become Afghanistan.

So…turned away women, turned away minorities, turned away non heterosexuals, turned away the military, turned away civil servants, turned away teachers, turned away the educated, turned away union workers, turned away under 25 year old voters…besides old uneducated white men, who is left? 😂

even attempting to handcuff a handless person shows the lack of common sense in this cop

I've got 7 if you include not capitalising the N in Newt and the tautology/redundancy/repetition in 'pro Harris supporter'. (In short, they're: N, yo, realizing, his, show, your, pro)

I'm ignoring the slightly infantile usages of of 'can never' and 'also', and the commonly-acceptable capitalisation of TOOL. I'm also assuming 'your' was supposed to be 'you' and not 'you're'.

This is a fun game, but not one I'd want to play with all of Bob's comments. Your time's better spent 'obliterating his arguments' rather than his use of language.

Melania - “I’m just here so I don’t get fined.”
Her distain for Trump and MAGA was on FULL display, from the late arrival to the dodged kiss to the look of disgust at Hogan and Kid Rock now being the Lowest Common Denominator representatives for the L.C.D. party and candidate. Not so great when the soft core porn star trophy wife of great leader is looking at you all in disgust. Melania Marcos is not pleased.
I guess it’s better than plagiarizing Michelle Obama’s speech in it’s entirety again.

Oh no….JD Vance - It’s a mistake to let women in violent abusive marriages escape them through divorce. (Because ending divorce, abortion, birth control, recreational sex, porn, and spousal rape as a crime are all part of project 2025, your party platform).
Also recently blamed all of America’s problems on “childless cat women” in positions of power and said women with no children shouldn’t get a say in American politics (and insinuated women with children should be too busy raising them to have an opinion). How long before women lose their vote in Project MAGA 2025? Not long….but men will be close behind.

It's a 50/50 chance of ending up with an x-wing or a common origami crane for the first half of the video.

HILARIOUS YOU WOULD BRING MORE ATTENTION TO THIS HUMILIATING VIDEO DESCRIPTION OF THE RAPIST’S DEFORMED PENIS!
😂 THANKS 😂

He was indicted by a STATE grand jury, PROSECUTED in STATE courts, and CONVICTED on STATE charges.

😂 Nice try, at a completely unrelated red herring. Chutkan isn’t going to find that he’s now magically immune from state crimes he committed during his campaign before being elected, and signing the final illicit payoff check while in office doesn’t make it all retroactively official government business or duties. Chutkan is considering the motion to avoid any possible appeal, not because there’s merit….but you go ahead and pin your hat on that and I’ll hide and watch. 😂

Again, I understand your desire to defend a man whose morals and actions mirror yours, but I think you do yourself a disservice and instead of constantly supporting the absolute lowest common denominator and the basest of your uncivil instincts you should improve yourself and your standards….but you’re gonna do you.
You might notice your defense has gone from “he didn’t do it” to “you can’t prove he did it” to “it’s not even a crime” to “everybody does it” to “ok, he did it, it is a crime, nobody before has done it and it’s disqualifying for a public official, but when he does it it’s retroactively technically not a crime and is therefore 100% fine…
….FUGHETTABOUTIT”.

Where were we?…..
226 Kennesaw Mayor, former councilman Leonard Church (all households required to own a gun) child molestation

227 GOP WA state Sen Joe Fain - accused of rape, accuser inspired by Christine Blasey Ford

228 Federal judge Brett Kavanaugh and Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh has been credibly accused of sexual assault

229 George H.W. Bush - several groping allegations (though my sister worked in nursing homes & said they used to note DOM (Dirty Old Man) on charts because it was so common for aged men to lose their social control

230 AL GOP Gov. Robert Bentley - sexual harassment

231 Pensacola’s GOP Sheriff Al Harrison convicted of forcing women prisoners to have sex with him.

232 SC celebrity politician Thomas Ravenal, former Republican State Treasurer, sexual assault, assault and battery

233 Colorado Republican House minority leader Mike May’s company sued for sexual discrimination/harassment

234 Republican Sheriff L. PAUL BAILEY of Berrien Co, Michigan oversaw a prison where several inmates were raped and abused.

235 Reagan appointee U.S. District Judge Walter S. Smith Jr. sexual harassment and misconduct

236 SD GOP state Rep. Mathew Wollman resigned after sleeping with interns Plural!

237 Republican NY state Assemblyman Steve McLaughlin - sexual harassment

238 NY Assemblyman Greg Ball - R - sexual harassment and assault several times in NY & TX

239 NY Assemblyman Republican Angela Wozniak sexual harassment, retaliation after staff member breaks off affair

240 Former state representative and gubernatorial candidate Steve Nunn ignored the restraining order had against him for domestic violence and murdered her.

241 GOP Kent County Commissioner Gary Rolls gets ONE YEAR for raping a young woman since she was 9 until she was 23.

242 Will Folks, spokesperson for Republican Gov. Mark Sanford (Appalachian Trail) convicted for domestic violence.

243 MN GOP state house candidate Brad Gerten - domestic assault

244 GOP Congressional candidate David "Bull" Gurfein domestic violence

245 University of Massachusetts Republican Club vice president -Bradley S. DeFlumeri domestic violence, violating restraining orders. https://dailycollegian.com/2009/04/republican-club-vice-president-arrested-banned-from-offices/

246 Carl’s, Jr CEO and big Trump supporter Andrew Puzder lost the opportunity to be Labor Secretary because of domestic violence history, but Trump still wants him in the administraiton

247 Albuquerque Republican Rep. Rory Ogle - domestic violence and assault withdrew from reelection campaign

248 William "Wild Bill" Janklowm Republican governor of SD - two rapes, one as a minor, the other, he took advantage of reservation inability to prosecute whites who commit crimes on reservation.

249 Republican Congressman Dan Burton - sexual harassment and groping

250 Dick Armey, GOP Congressman from Texas - sexual harassment, inappropriate conduct with college students

Ahhhhahahah! Awww…”dickhead”?! Isn’t that one of Trump’s nicknames…Tiny hands Don…lil no shaft…dickhead….mushroom tip? Are your feelings hurt?

Cohen is the key…Who told you that?
They lied.

There are volumes of proof, from emails to texts to checks signed by the big man to recordings of him discussing the payoffs, how to hide them, try to delay and maybe not pay after the election because it won’t matter then, etc. Cohen only explained and corroborated that evidence.

The evidence is the key between Stormy and Trump, and far more importantly between Trump and the scheme to hide her payoff as legal fees to protect his election chances, which is the crime here, not the cheating to the second power…on his mistress and his wife.

Just like the phone call you said he lied about that tanked the case but is now corroborated with video and photographic evidence and stipulated to by Trump’s team, he didn’t lie, he told the truth that he “stole” from Trump (or set his own fee for hiring and secretly paying the company in cash to falsify polls, depending on your viewpoint) by telling Trump to REIMBURSE him for $50k to redfinch but he only paid them $20k in cash to hide the payment…again (shockingly he wanted to be paid for making that clandestine transaction). Trumps entire defense is he didn’t have a NDA (something he’s admitted to having publicly) and he didn’t REIMBURSE Cohen he paid him for legal fees, but this was definitely reimbursed in that payment, stipulated by both sides now. There’s physical evidence proving the rest was reimbursement too, handwritten notes, texts, emails, ledgers, and recordings, and common sense, you know Trump knew what half a million was paying for, he OKed the repayment. You fool. You keep buying these immaterial minutiae that you are told will save him by people who know you don’t understand how court works. If only it registered when, one by one, they become ethereal vapors. But. It. Never. Does. And. I. Believe. It. Never. Will.

There are recordings, texts, emails, and checks tying Trump directly to the hush money payment. Whoever is telling you this nonsense is lying, and you just won’t understand how he gets convicted because you’ve been told there’s no evidence and you haven’t bothered to look.

Yes. I don’t just think it, I know it. He is, was, and he will be guilty. Trump is undeniably guilty of business frauds a hundred times over, and tax frauds by the dozen, and this particular business fraud to hide election interference too. Yes. Definitely, no doubt, he has admitted it all publicly. I don’t know if he will be found guilty. I am fairly certain he won’t be acquitted….he might get a hung jury if even one maggot lied to get on and save him. Reportedly many tried.

I can’t serve on a jury, I’m honest that I’m prejudiced against police who are professional liars in every aspect of their job, who fought all the way to the Supreme Court to secure their right to lie to citizens about anything, and I don’t trust professional liars.
It’s dishonest asshats like yourself we need to keep off the jury. Would you have lied to get on? Can you admit you wouldn’t convict him no matter the evidence? I know it’s true, do you?
I would admit his extensive history of civil fraud convictions and constant lying would make me more likely to convict and unlikely to believe him, which would get me excused. I’m not a liar, even when it would benefit me. You cannot say the same, indeed once when Trump was caught lying about this very incident under oath you once said only a moron would tell the truth under oath if saying it would hurt them, and rather than remain silent lying under oath to protect yourself was perfectly acceptable….for Trump.

It will be appealed, but like every other appeal he’s lost, just like every popular vote, just like every challenge to the 2020 election, just like the coup, just like his rape defamation suit, just like his many business fraud lawsuits… he will lose. His track record in court is worse than his track record in business where he went bankrupt over a half dozen times including with a casino! Worse, he can’t afford competent lawyers and appeals cost a shit ton, and even if he “finds” the money (like under a Saudi check book) no capable attorney will take him as a client, most never get paid, many lose their licenses, all end up looking foolish for thinking THEY can be the one to change him.