Lets create as many translations of this post as possible. So the whole world will know about the dangers you speak of. Here's dutch:

Hallo allemaal LUISTER

Heb je gehoord dat ik per ongeluk een dupeof op een video heb uitgevoerd? NEE? NOU HEILIGE KOE DAT HEB IK GEDAAN!

Ik wil iedereen maar even waarschuwen hoe "GEVAARLIJK" en "IJZINGWEKKEND" en "ALS EEN BIJNA DOOD ERVARING" zoiets kan zijn.

Dit "Gevaar" ligt achter elke hoek op de loer. Laat het dupeof commando niet in de handen van TERRORISTEN vallen of de Videosift website zal niets anders worden dan een slagveld voor malloten die met elkander wedijveren om deze plek zo snel mogelijk met de grond gelijk te maken.

EINDE


ok, one more, for siftbot:

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>> ^Pprt:
How many lawnmowers does this man need!


Don’t you see? He’s training an army of elite commando squad lawnmower riding kittens to conquer the Earth with their incessantly adorable purring.

It's too bad the cat wasn't doing a commando crawl, you get like 20 to 30% better camo vs. a crouched walk.

The navy could send out some bait ships that look exactly like pirates' normal targets, but are secretly loaded with commandos. But they would only see action on maybe 1 out of 500+ trips through that region (every ship from Asia to Europe has to pass near Somalia to get through the suez canal). The rate of piracy is not that big as a percentage of the large amount of traffic in that area.

I figured the History channel jumped the shark when they started showing the Schwarzenegger film "Commando".

Only thing I could figure is because Arnie asked Sulley to "remembah when ah said ah wuud keel you lahst?"

The movie was great and certainly as good as the comic. You should keep your pipe in when you haven't seen it, because really, you were wrong.

>> ^budzos:
The retards are the ones making the movie. I can see that was not clear.
300 was a comic book designed by Frank Miller to be "cinematic." Same with Sin City. So those properties don't suffer for the adaptation (even though I resent the making of Sin City as well). Spider Man, Superman, etc.. are all part of a greater mythology and have been multi-media more than twice most of our ages. The rest of the adaptations are just "comic book bullshit" and it doesn't matter what happens with it because it's nonsense thought up by nerdy fuckheads in their teens and twenties for the most part.
Watchmen was expressly designed to be the nexus of everything that comic books have been and could be. To anyone who cares, 300 is to Watchmen as Commando is to Casablanca. The story is fantastic and the story will translate well, but it's about the MEDIUM and what can be done with it.
I don't care about the changes. To be honest I'm sure the movie will be great, probably the best comic book adaptaion of all time. I'll be there opening day. That doesn't change the fact that I wish they weren't making it, so that more people would end up READING Watchmen rather than WATCHING it. They could make the most perfect adaptation of all time and I'd still resent the concept of a Watchmen movie.
The "Citizen Kane" parallel is not made lightly. Seeing Watchmen without having read the comic is just like reading Citizen Kane the comic book. It's not the experience the author intended. It's adulterated.

lol. commando was on last night on bravo or spike. do eet!

>> ^budzos:
Most impressive! I'm reminded of playing Bionic Commando: Re-Armed and wishing Konami would give Contra a similar update to 2008 (and Contra III!).


My roommate and I have been playing BC:RA on/off for a few months. We STILL can't beat the final level (in co-op mode). It's damn near impossible for two players.

Most impressive! I'm reminded of playing Bionic Commando: Re-Armed and wishing Konami would give Contra a similar update to 2008 (and Contra III!).

LOL @ "when it's hot, I often go commando"
also *nature and *sexuality

The retards are the ones making the movie. I can see that was not clear.

300 was a comic book designed by Frank Miller to be "cinematic." Same with Sin City. So those properties don't suffer for the adaptation (even though I resent the making of Sin City as well). Spider Man, Superman, etc.. are all part of a greater mythology and have been multi-media more than twice most of our ages. The rest of the adaptations are just "comic book bullshit" and it doesn't matter what happens with it because it's nonsense thought up by nerdy fuckheads in their teens and twenties for the most part.

Watchmen was expressly designed to be the nexus of everything that comic books have been and could be. To anyone who cares, 300 is to Watchmen as Commando is to Casablanca. The story is fantastic and the story will translate well, but it's about the MEDIUM and what can be done with it.

I don't care about the changes. To be honest I'm sure the movie will be great, probably the best comic book adaptaion of all time. I'll be there opening day. That doesn't change the fact that I wish they weren't making it, so that more people would end up READING Watchmen rather than WATCHING it. They could make the most perfect adaptation of all time and I'd still resent the concept of a Watchmen movie.

The "Citizen Kane" parallel is not made lightly. Seeing Watchmen without having read the comic is just like reading Citizen Kane the comic book. It's not the experience the author intended. It's adulterated.

*commando

Looking forward to in Q1-2 of 2009 (PC): Prototype, Braid, Velvet Assassin, Aliens: Colonial Marines, Trine, Riddick: Assault on Dark Athena, Splinter Cell: Conviction, Burnout Paradise, Borderlands, Bionic Commando, Dragon Age: Origins, Tom Clancy's HAWX.
The better part of these really ought to arrive in 2009, even if delayed. Some have solid release dates set for Feb, as far as I can remember.

You're correct. The wanted graphic novel is not anywhere near as good as Watchmen. They're not even in the same league. However, almost nothing is in the same league as Watchmen, so that's not really much of an observation at all. It's like saying Commando is not as good as Citizen Kane. Yeah, no shit, genius.

The celebration of rape and murder does disturb me in Wanted, but the context of it being a villain's story is all I need to rationalize it. Wesley Gibbons is a fucking evil bastard who deserves to die, we just happen to be reading his story.

Weak plot? The Wanted graphic novel has an extremely tight and well-plotted story. Don't think it's fair to criticize the plot at all.

Re-armed was so well done. They retained everything good about the NES Bionic Commando, while giving us stunning presentation and some nice additional replay value. I'm waiting for the memory to fully fade so I can play through it again some snowy weekend.