If this guy cornered me at a cocktail party, I'd run screaming.

Oh, and this:
http://youtu.be/NzY9a-WmE6o

I used to build legos and listen to this on my 80s tape. Celebrate was another, and the cocktail(S?) sound track. Good times. I was smart and glued a square onto the back of my G I joes and made them more versatile and added on parts. Oh to be young again.

This will conclude the flash back.

Oh man, no, no no no no. Picard is okay and all, but Kirk is where it's at. Picard, with all his 90's extreme political correctness, and bringing his therapist along with him wherever he goes, isn't half the man Kirk is. Kirk would have just made eyes at that blobby crystal thing, invited it over for cocktails and then put the whole matter to rest later on in his quarters. And if that didn't work, he would have karate chopped it into submission.

You've obviously never seen Tom Cruise in Cocktail.

one of my favorite lines... "im gonna want some cocktail. fruit!"

Tags for this video have been changed from 'Half Baked, Nasty Nate, Cocktail, Harland Williams, Tommy Chong' to 'Half Baked, Nasty Nate, Cocktail, Harland Williams, Tommy Chong, Squirrel Master' - edited by SlipperyPete

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This kind of thoughtful reply is all too rare on the Internet - and I'm proud that it's here on VideoSift.>> ^FlowersInHisHair:

@TheFreak @Yogi
Er, yeah, wow, I've been a bit of an idiot. It's surprising to find oneself called a reactionary, but that is indeed what my comment was, and you two are right to call me on it. But my initial reaction was just that - another homophobe, another joke about gay kids being murdered for their sexual identity, fuck that guy. But my initial reaction isn't the end of my thinking on the subject, so forgive me my knee-jerk reaction and allow me if you will to claw back a little bit of my reasonableness.
I agree with Louis that the gay community has missed the opportunity to ask Tracy Morgan why he feels the way he feels about gay men - such dialogue would be helpful in highlighting some of the attitudes people have to effeminately-voiced gay men. Since my speaking voice is not effeminate, many people don't guess that I'm gay on first meeting me, and in the period before they do realise (which is usually when I get drunk on pink cocktails and start talking about Sondheim), I've put up with a lot of blokey jokes about gays, and have witnessed the shift in men's attitudes when they realise that a gay man is in their midst. The gay jokes dry up immediately, which is kind of a shame because I enjoy offensive jokes of all kinds, and can usually counter jokes about "queers" with equal numbers of jokes about "breeders". I've noticed first-hand the difference in the way that people regard non-obvious gay men like me, and the way they treat the more effeminate and flamboyant members of (er) "my tribe". I've been explicitly told that I'm not included when they criticise gays, because I'm "straight enough". Sigh!
What I've realised is that, in a way, I'm more supportive of Tracy Morgan's joke than I am of Louis's rationalisation of it. Tracy Morgan can make such a joke if he chooses, and I can think him a sad man with backwards views on masculinity if I choose. Where I disagree with Louis is that he sees Tracy Morgan's joke as a kind of "progress" towards acceptance, but I don't see how making jokes about killing his gay son doesn't sound like he's "trying to figure out" gay male masculinity or that he's somehow less homophobic for qualifying precisely what it is that makes him want to stab some gays as opposed to stabbing all of them.

@TheFreak @Yogi

Er, yeah, wow, I've been a bit of an idiot. It's surprising to find oneself called a reactionary, but that is indeed what my comment was, and you two are right to call me on it. But my initial reaction was just that - another homophobe, another joke about gay kids being murdered for their sexual identity, fuck that guy. But my initial reaction isn't the end of my thinking on the subject, so forgive me my knee-jerk reaction and allow me if you will to claw back a little bit of my reasonableness.

I agree with Louis that the gay community has missed the opportunity to ask Tracy Morgan why he feels the way he feels about gay men - such dialogue would be helpful in highlighting some of the attitudes people have to effeminately-voiced gay men. Since my speaking voice is not effeminate, many people don't guess that I'm gay on first meeting me, and in the period before they do realise (which is usually when I get drunk on pink cocktails and start talking about Sondheim), I've put up with a lot of blokey jokes about gays, and have witnessed the shift in men's attitudes when they realise that a gay man is in their midst. The gay jokes dry up immediately, which is kind of a shame because I enjoy offensive jokes of all kinds, and can usually counter jokes about "queers" with equal numbers of jokes about "breeders". I've noticed first-hand the difference in the way that people regard non-obvious gay men like me, and the way they treat the more effeminate and flamboyant members of (er) "my tribe". I've been explicitly told that I'm not included when they criticise gays, because I'm "straight enough". Sigh!

What I've realised is that, in a way, I'm more supportive of Tracy Morgan's joke than I am of Louis's rationalisation of it. Tracy Morgan can make such a joke if he chooses, and I can think him a sad man with backwards views on masculinity if I choose. Where I disagree with Louis is that he sees Tracy Morgan's joke as a kind of "progress" towards acceptance, but I don't see how making jokes about killing his gay son doesn't sound like he's "trying to figure out" gay male masculinity or that he's somehow less homophobic for qualifying precisely what it is that makes him want to stab some gays as opposed to stabbing all of them.

Yellow-crested Cockatoo.

My grandparents have a Goffin's Cockatoo and his best friend was their dog. Sadly Oscar (the dog) is no longer around.
>> ^ant:

Not a parakeet, but a cocktail.

Not a parakeet, but a cocktail.

Never forget the way America works. Tea Party protests were covered all over the media, the media never spoke of their tinges with racism and homophobia among many other things including being a sell out corporatist movement. They glorified those FOX fried fanatics.

They ignored the OWS movement from day one because they are not interested in investing in this movement because this movement is a direct threat to them. They made them look like idiotic, homeless, hippy bums. Shame on you.

Remember, whether or not September II was an inside job, THOUSANDS UPON THOUSANDS protested, in some places hundreds of thousands came out to protest the War in Iraq and were not covered by the mainstream media for months. If it was reported they made it seem like it was just a bunch of anarchists smashing windows.

Theyve thrashed everything but these days, unlike back a decade ago, they have continued to lose their grip on the publics mass media feeding tube. WATCH THE FUCK OUT CORPORATE AMERICA.

I like me some peaceful protests Ghandi style. But I hope someone is getting those molotov cocktails ready.

That's what I meant, naplam can burn on water haha! So, it's still dangerous. >> ^ant:

>> ^shagen454:
He's lucky because if he made the cocktail correctly it acts as napalm with a certain amount of jelly/lubricant. Also, I hate when people go to their favorite outdoor spot and break glass. I hope he stepped on some.

Lucky to be in the water too!

>> ^shagen454:

He's lucky because if he made the cocktail correctly it acts as napalm with a certain amount of jelly/lubricant. Also, I hate when people go to their favorite outdoor spot and break glass. I hope he stepped on some.


Lucky to be in the water too!

This is why I was shit-scared the first time I made molotov cocktails. Also why I will never use a chainsaw.

He's lucky because if he made the cocktail correctly it acts as napalm with a certain amount of jelly/lubricant. Also, I hate when people go to their favorite outdoor spot and break glass. I hope he stepped on some.