Falling silos follow the cobra rule.

He's keeping his cobra assault cannon off camera..

I've seen a bunch of pics of my dad smoking cigars in helicopters. He was a cobra pilot in Viet Nam and evidently helicopter pilots could smoke all they wanted.

>> ^chingalera:

>> ^hpqp:
>> ^kymbos:
This sets a new low for 'action packed'.

Yep, and many of the comments are pretty low too.
As for the gun, isn't that a piece from two centuries ago? Do people still pack derringers, when there are small and safer pieces available?

They make em still, American Derringer makes a better one than that in her careless hands..
http://www.amderringer.com/


Ha, that website is hilarious, thanks!

>> ^hpqp:

>> ^kymbos:
This sets a new low for 'action packed'.

Yep, and many of the comments are pretty low too.
As for the gun, isn't that a piece from two centuries ago? Do people still pack derringers, when there are small and safer pieces available?


They make em still, American Derringer makes a better one than that in her careless hands..
http://www.amderringer.com/

>> ^kymbos:

This sets a new low for 'action packed'.


Yep, and many of the comments are pretty low too.

As for the gun, isn't that a piece from two centuries ago? Do people still pack derringers, when there are small and safer pieces available?

>> ^Yogi:

OH honey oh sweetheart, your tattoos are tacky and you look like a raccoon.


..Don't really dig the way she handles that skeeter either, would make me kinna nervous-too jumpy!

Thank you Jesus!

Chris rewrote his letter with cleaned up language. His reasoning here:

http://blogs.twincities.com/outofbounds/2012/09/08/out-of-bounds-blog-no-8-inquisitive-kitten-pawing-at-yarn/


The letter here (former curse words in all caps):

Dear Emmett C. Burns Jr.,
I find it inconceivable that you are an elected official of the United States government. Your vitriolic hatred and bigotry make me ashamed and disgusted to think that you are in any way responsible for shaping policy at any level. The views you espouse neglect to consider several fundamental key points, which I will outline in great detail (you may want to hire an intern to help you with the longer words):

1. As I suspect you have not read the Constitution, I would like to remind you that the very first, the VERY FIRST Amendment in this founding document deals with the freedom of speech, particularly the abridgment of said freedom. By using your position as an elected official (when referring to your constituents so as to implicitly threaten the Ravens organization) to state that the Ravens should “inhibit such expressions from your employees”, more specifically Brendon Ayanbadejo, not only are you clearly violating the First Amendment, you also come across as a BEAUTIFULLY UNIQUE SPARKLEPONY. What on earth would possess you to be so mind-bogglingly stupid? It baffles me that a man such as yourself, a man who relies on that same First Amendment to pursue your own religious studies without fear of persecution from the state, could somehow justify stifling another person’s right to speech. To call that hypocritical would be to do a disservice to the word. SAD PUPPY DOG EYES hypocritical starts to approach it a little bit.

2. “Many of your fans are opposed to such a view and feel it has no place in a sport that is strictly for pride, entertainment, and excitement.” DISAPPOINTED LEMUR FACE WITH SOLITARY TEAR TRICKLING DOWN TO CHIN. Did you seriously just say that, as someone who’s “deeply involved in government task forces on the legacy of slavery in Maryland”? Have you not heard of Kenny Washington? Jackie Robinson? As recently as 1962 the NFL still had segregation, which was only done away with by brave athletes and coaches daring to speak their mind and do the right thing, and you’re going to say that political views have “no place in a sport”? I can’t even begin to fathom the cognitive dissonance that must be coursing through your rapidly addled mind right now; the mental gymnastics your brain has to tortuously contort itself through to make such a preposterous statement are surely worthy of an Olympic gold medal (the Russian judge gives you a ten for “beautiful oppressionism”).

3. This is more a personal quibble of mine, but why do you hate freedom? Why do you hate the fact that other people want a chance to live their lives and be happy, even though they may believe in something different than you, or act different than you? How does gay marriage, in any way shape or form, affect your life? If gay marriage becomes legal, are you worried that all of a sudden you’ll start thinking about DANCING CHUBTOAD? “ALACK AND ALAS MY TOP HAT HAS FALLEN. Gay marriage just passed. Gotta get me some of that DELICIOUS STATE FAIR HOTDOG!” Will all of your friends suddenly turn gay and refuse to come to your Sunday Ticket grill-outs? (unlikely, gay people enjoy watching football too)
I can assure you that gay people getting married will have zero affect on your life. They won’t come into your house and steal your children. They won’t magically turn you into a lustful FROLICKING OSTRICH. They won’t even overthrow the government in an orgy of hedonistic debauchery because all of a sudden they have the same legal rights as the other 90% of our population, rights like Social Security benefits, child care tax credits, Family and Medical Leave to take care of loved ones, and COBRA healthcare for spouses and children. You know what having these rights will make gays? Full fledged American citizens just like everyone else, with the freedom to pursue happiness and all that entails. Do the civil rights struggles of the past 200 years mean absolutely nothing to you?

In closing, I would like to say that I hope this letter, in some small way, causes you to reflect upon the magnitude of the colossal foot in mouth SLIDE WHISTLE TO E FLAT you so brazenly unleashed on a man whose only crime was speaking out for something he believed in. Best of luck in the next election; I’m fairly certain you might need it.

Sincerely,
Chris Kluwe

p.s. I’ve also been vocal as hell about the issue of gay marriage so you can take your “I know of no other NFL player who has done what Mr. Ayanbadejo is doing” and shove it in your close-minded, totally lacking in empathy piehole and choke on it. UNFORTUNATELY PHALLIC HEDGE SCULPTURE.

I actually got my Cobra insurance renewed last Wednesday. The assholes raised premiums ten dollars.
In reply to this comment by deathcow:
I would sure as shit have me some COBRA insurance immediately to stick it to them.

I would sure as shit have me some COBRA insurance immediately to stick it to them.

Why do they have a cobra pit filled with 200 cobras?

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Not a dupe...but it's been done before...looks like the same place with the same employee uniform.

http://videosift.com/video/Cleaning-the-Cobra-Pit-wearing-Flip-flops

cobra's show signs of intelligence far greater than any other snake species, so if they've been raised like that I'm sure they're used to it by now. I really doubt throwing them like that will hurt them considering they can climb trees and fall out of them unhurt from other videos I've seen. I also doubt they are de-fanged, I'm pretty sure I saw some venom coming from one of them.

All I know about cobras, I learned from Marlin Perkins, but I heard they can't/don't strike farther than their heads are above the ground. By the way this guy is throwing them around, I was kinda hoping I was wrong.