They're waiting for you Gordon.

In

The Test Chamber


Intercom 1: (feedback)"Testing, testing. (coughs) Everything seems to
be in order."
Intercom 2: "All right, Gordon. your suit should keep you comfortable
through all this. The specimen will be delivered to you in a few
moments. If you would be so good as to climb up and start the rotors,
we can bring the anti-mass spectrometer to 80 percent and hold it there
until the carrier arrives.

Why was HL1 SO good.. why do I still remember all the voices and scenes all these years later.

When dealing with a crashed car, you can't be sure that's going to work. Also, are you gonna climb up, open the driver's door hatch-wise, climb in and do that!?

Oh yes it most definitely IS.

And do you know why? BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS BETTER THAN DANISH.

Seriously. Scorpions from outer space using your colon as an incubator for their young? BETTER THAN DANISH.

Evil Nazis climbing up from hell, taking over the world, and making everybody learn German and wear stupid little brown shorts? BETTER THAN DANISH.

'CUZ EVERYTHING IS BETTER THAN DANISH.

Rapunzel party: Climb up and rescue a bride

(bet the auburn wins, that's rare in China)

I dont see an entrance to the bucket he stands in... did he have to climb up the side of it and get in? No way I could ever do that.

Well, if you climb up a mountain, you'll probably have to climb down again, unless you just decide to jump.

Been catching snakes like this since if was 15 or so, never 4 at a time and mostly browns but never been close to being bitten. They can climb up their own body and bite but as long as you keep them at arms distance and shake them if they climb you will be fine.
The only reason not to carry them upside down like this is so that it doesn't dislocate the spine and it causes a lot of discomfort to the snake (or so ive been told)

A drunk walks into an upscale pub and, after a while, leans up against the bar.
"A snifter of Louis XIII," he slurs and drops three $100 bills on the bar.
The bartender, taken aback for a moment, looks the disheveled man up and down.
"Big spender!" the bartender says, pouring his drink.
"Life is good," the drunk replies, and promptly tosses back the cognac.
The bartender takes a second look at the man; his hair is a mess and his suit hasn't seen a dry cleaner in a while, and he swears the man smells faintly of urine. Hardly someone who can afford such a fine cognac.
"Inheritance?" the bartender presses.
The man looks up.
"No, no...I bet people. And I always win," the drunk smirks.
"What do you mean always?" the bartender asks.
The drunk takes a moment and looks around the bar.
"Here. You see that glass over there?" He points to a an empty mug of beer at the end of the bar, 20 feet away. "I'll bet you $100 I can piss in it from here."
Impossible! the bartender thinks. "You're on," the bartender says, shaking the drunk's hand (and quickly wiping it off on his apron).
Unsteadily, the drunk climbs up on top of the bar, pulls his dick out and begins peeing everywhere. He stumbles and steps in his own piss, causing him to slip and he plummets off the bar. The bartender looks over the railing and sees the man lying flat on his back, hands flailing, as his piss arcs up into the air and hits him directly in the face. The bartender erupts with laughter at the comical sight, slapping his hand on the bar in triumph.
Suddenly, across the room, a man shouts in anger and rushes the bar. "Are you fucking kidding me?!" he screams.
Surprised, the bartender says "What?! What?"
The angry man points down at the drunk and yells, "He just bet me a thousand dollars that he could piss all over your bar and you'd laugh about it!"

>> ^PlayhousePals:

>> ^ponceleon:
Very cool video, but the title is entirely inaccurate. The ray was just climbing up the side because they had food in the little plastic cup and it must have figured out over time to do that to get it...
More obviously, that's the wrong side of the stingray...

Thank you Captain Obvious! [it caught your attention though] =oP


Well, you could have said "Stingray tries to eat baby" and it would have been more accurate and still made me look!

Yeah really inaccurate >> ^ponceleon:

Very cool video, but the title is entirely inaccurate. The ray was just climbing up the side because they had food in the little plastic cup and it must have figured out over time to do that to get it...
More obviously, that's the wrong side of the stingray...


Seconded. I know from visiting my local aquarium a lot that they know exactly what's going on and are trying to get the food.

Very cool video, but the title is entirely inaccurate. The ray was just climbing up the side because they had food in the little plastic cup and it must have figured out over time to do that to get it...

More obviously, that's the wrong side of the stingray...

THE LADDER IS UPSIDE DOWN, SOMEONE COULD HAVE BEEN KILLED CLIMBING UP THAT!

I used to do this stuff all the time.
It got to the point of taking two days to climb a mountain carrying my bike for a 30 min downhill back to the bottom.
The exercise is going up. I quit when the rush of going down was no longer worth the work (or time) of climbing up.