i have transcribed what i could from the FreeStyle portion of the night:

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when im walkin down (___ and ___) // telegraph?
____ these niggas doin me

then i walk up in the oracle
hear pussy niggas booin me

but when im in the back they love me like an israeli
its like niggas be jewin me

and yo girl got my penis in her mouth
like she bubble gum chewin me

im sick with it motherfucka
like E40
I got the flu in me

I get new money
from new dummies
its like i got new in me

and these niggas got the nerve to boo the savior
boo christ
the son of god
it dont really matter
they can boo me twice
im twice as hard

you might as well give me 20 nigga
thats how much the album costs
fuck boy
but i bet if you can walk to your car
i can show your bitch a dick she'll enjoy

so why dont you take your pussy ass on over there nigga
before i fuckin catch ya
or you can pull your bank out and ill match ya

but you aint gonna do shit but get punched in the face
old san francisco 49er ass faggot ass nigga
get outta here you not a lion in this race

im gonna freestyle these niggas
mestyle these niggas
im katt williams the gangsta
ill g style these niggas

i dont need no music
i can do it
A-capulco

and if a nigga say fuck me
i hit em with a fuck you too

i dont give a fuck

i brought john witherspoon
and i got three bad bitches
waitin at the waterfront
at my hotel room

so if you dont like me
and you think im stuntin
come get yo pussy ass whooped
outside by a statue of jack london

or... or

i can find one of them bitches
that i rescued from the track
and have her slice yo pussy ass neck
and leave you on the railroad track

it dont really matter to me
i dont give a fuck

i roll with G O D and the nation
if you dont like me
catch me eatin a cherry pie
cause its seasonal at nations

fuck these niggas
im the boss
i got so much sauce
im heavier than ross

i dont give a fuck
ask yo bitch
i bet she know me
i bet that bitch
can suck my dick outside of yoshis

huh... yea
fuck what these niggas talkin bout
no no, no no, i dont wanna hear it
if you wanna tell me,
catch me while im walkin like barry

naw naw naw naw
i know
you paid for a some laughs
ha ha ha ha ha
get on your cell phone
tell em meet you at telegraph

get it? cell phone telegraph.. its the same thing..anyway

im too good
white people dont like me
im too hood
bitches love me
im so wood..yea
lesbians love me
eat pussy so good

hey..dont worry..dont worry
be happy
they said they didnt like my hair when its permed
now they dont like it when its nappy

no, but it was flat in pimp chronicles,
they was talkin shit
now the shit look like the joker and riddler
and its only loved by your bitch

its so sad
so sad
they put in me in cuffs
and they so mad
so mad

but i swear, i dont give a fuck about a penis
cause katt williams is from mars, same as women
fuck penis

love yall forever
always will
i dont give a fuck who dont like me
thats what make me real

im not trying to be something
this is all im is

if you dont be-lask me
ask the niggas i fuck with
the bitches i fuck
and my motherfuckin kids

i done done seven specials
richard pryor only did two
eddie murphy did two
which is bigger seven or two?
same for me
same for you
huh huh huh huh huh


george carlin died before
katt williams did fo'
and then did three mo

katt williams live
its pimpin pimpin
pimp chronicles

got my mother fuckin dick in your bitches tonsils
hahahaha ha
i look like im young
im 43 nigga
get fucked by a fossil

the bitches that follow me are not ho's
they're my mother fuckin apostles
they're my disciples
i tell that bitch straight to the cross
ill knife ya

go to jail for a nigga my bitch
ill write ya

Around here, we have dragon flies. Spiketail dragonflies. Badass mosquito-chewin badasses.

GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And thanks for noticing.

Tee hee.

In reply to this comment by eric3579:
The dude behind her was chewin' tobacco, and spittin' in a cup.

The dude behind her was chewin' tobacco, and spittin' in a cup.

like to see her rolling on E, chewin a pacifier, and throwin glowsticks.

Everybody's sayin'
What to do when suckin' lunatics start diggin' and chewin'
They don't know that the Soul don't go for that
Potholes in my lawn
And that goes for my rhyme sheet
Which I concentrated so hard on, see
I don't ask for maximum security
But my dwellin' is swellin'
It nipped my bud when I happened to fall
Into a spot
Where no ink or an ink-blot
Was on a scroll
I just wrote me a new 'mot'
But now it's gone
There's no
Suckers knew that I hate
To recognise that every time I'm writin'
It's gone

I've found that it's not wise
To leave my garden untended
'Cause eyes have now pardoned all laws of privacy
Even paws are after my writer
See, I've found that everyone's sayin'
What to do when suckers are preyin'
On my well-guarded spreadsheets
Oh why, hell does it send up fleets
Of evil-doers through the big hole
To get to evil-doers who dig holes
Which leaves my lawn with lawn-chew
I think I'd better plant traces to give clues
Or better yet call 911
And when they get here I inform them I'm the Plug One
Open a chair and let them realize the reason
For concern of the Soul,
'Cause we've come down with a case of potholes

Now you got the message
What to do when you die
The death that I predict in 'Plug Tunin'
It's a shame that you deny to claim
That you stole my words of fame
That I wrote in my rhyme sheet
Which I concentrated so hard on, see
I don't ask for a barbed wire fence, B
But my dwellin' is swellin'
It nipped my bud when I happened to fall
Into a spot
Where no ink or an ink-blot
Was on a scroll
I just wrote me a new 'mot'
But now it's gone there's no
Suckers knew that I hate
To recoginse that every time I'm writin'
It's gone

Cue Sarah Palin voice:

And then one day I came home from the office, doncha know, and Scooby was hidin' out under the sofa and, also, there was blood and rabbit turds and hair and some eyeballs stuck to the shag rug. And I said, 'Scooby! Bad kitty! Bad kitty, Scooby! You made a no-no on Mommy's rug!' And ya know, he's just a rascal like that, a maverick kitty, gettin' in there and chewin' on them bunnies and reformin' their little hides.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'dog, dogs, dragon dog, trogdor, napinating, chewinating, neverending story, strongbad' to 'dog, dragon, trogdor, napinating, chewinating, trogspore, burninating, burnination' - edited by swampgirl

>> ^Thylan:
>> ^cheesemoo:
Wait, can we even have animated avatars? That would open up a new realm of possibilites... but I've never seen anyone with an animated avatar here.

there are GOOD reasons for that.


Oh my yes... I'd probably have like a techno-cow with a background flashing between bright red, yellow, neon green, white, and black, at the maximum possible frame rate. Just to score some siezures.

Not really. Actually I rather like my peaceful cow. Look at 'er, just standin' in the field, chewin' grass, standing... chewing... ah hell, gimme a techno-cow.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'dog, dogs, dragon dog, falcor, napinating, chewinating, neverending story, strongbad' to 'dog, dogs, dragon dog, trogdor, napinating, chewinating, neverending story, strongbad' - edited by calvados

"More fun than chewin' glass!"

I love Chewin the Fat, should be a source of great clips.

tag-hags begone, ween is ween is ween
Frank-Ween-1991
Frank, give me a pork roll egg and cheese, if you please,
with some gravy fries
Sink into a greasy mega-weedge'
and I sneezed,
and it blew my mind.

Time;
its in the hand of god,
chewin' turkey or some cod, if you please.
Frank;
give me a pork roll egg and cheese, if you please,
with some gravy fries

The sketch is from a Scottish comedy sketch show based in and around Glasgow and making fun of the Scottish and particularly Glaswegian culture.

Ice Cream Lady : There ye go... a 99 and a bottle o' Irn Bru
There you go, you're ice cream and a bottle of Irn Bru

She then asks what the other boy wants and he says :

He's wantin' a swatch a'yer fanny

which means

He'd like a look of your vagina.

She shows them (not shown) and then drives off leaving the boys amazed. The joke being that they the boys were obviously trying to be offensive and weren't expecting her to do it. At the end of the episode of "Chewin the Fat" that this sketch was shown in you see the boys still standing there late at night with the same amazed looks on their face and their ice creams melted.

Jeeeez! How in the fuck did this get 80 votes!!! I have seen wabbits chewin' on shit all my life, kinda like watchin a fly or a misquito.....to all you city dwellers, these little guys make great additions to yer low-cholesterol, low-fat diets, although its always good to add some fat in the form of virgin olive oil or bacon grease......I'm gonna find ME a bunny-viddy.......