Precisely! There were several people on the show I wanted to see this season but ... Money Money Money Money, MONEY! to the Cheeto? ... nope, not on my watch!

100%! It aggravates me to no end when I hear that ridiculous argument. Apples and Cheetos

*promote the worst reality show ever! American Carnage 2017 with your host, the minority elect Cheeto in Chief and his inglorious band of deplorables. Definite *controversy

Hands down more eloquent than the current Comrade Cheeto in Chief

So sadly nothing can improve the Cheeto in Chief

After yesterday's actions [which speak volumes above his oh so limited vocabulary], the minority elect Cheeto in Chief has proven that he's as ugly on the inside as he is out. So NOT looking forward to what he has in store for the sanctuary cities later today. American Carnage Day 5

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! The PUFFED Cheeto woulda been more representative

Just another day in the hood.

Where is Jessie, Al and the BLM when you need them?

Home eating Cheetos.

I'm with @lantern53 on this.

@newtboy how about some more one sided anti cop shit.

Truly what about this guy held up in the house with a gun? Was he some 80 yr old man kicking back drinking beer and eating Cheetos say F off to the cops?

Or some shit kicking thug worthy of tearing the mess out of the home to get to?


Truly how about some balance to the story. Sure the place is trashed but the why is not told that justifies this. Maybe it not justified I don't know and can't tell by this story.



How many good cop deeds done for every bad cop deed do you think happens every day? Sure there are bad cops and sure there are good cops the run hot in the heat of the moment. But you only care about the bad shit cops do. Dip shits like you desire zero tolerance. But reality is different and does not provide utopia.

Kids stink and are filthy animals...much much worse than most dogs. I don't understand how people live with them. I mean that literally. Lately I've been trying to understand. Do people really just let their kids, all smelly and dirty climb into bed, couches, car seats, laps, public places, etc. without ever cleaning them first? It just seems like such a filthy way to live, tracking dirt, germs, and kid smell all over everything everywhere they go.

I asked my wife about it and she just tells me people love their kids, so they aren't bothered by it. Is that really all it comes down to, ignoring it? The answer I wish to be true is that they somehow aren't as dirty or smelly as I believe they are, but that doesn't seem to be the case.

;-)

(That said...not all dogs are dirty and smelly, at least not as you seem to think they are. Mine has short 'teflon' fur that doesn't hold dirt or smells, and I wash her at least twice monthly (more if she gets into something stinky) so she has little smell. What smell she does have, I enjoy. Her teeth are good, so her breath doesn't stink...yet. She still has puppy smell, even though she's 3. I'm sure some people hate that smell, but I'm not one of those people. I do however strongly dislike the smell of unwashed, snot nosed/handed, Cheetos covered, poo pants children! I mean that literally!) ;-)

Awww VooDookies....See? What'd I tell y'all....Cue shitheal


Have some more Cheetos, oh ye internet cock bags.

What's coming inevitably will be as it's always been in the 'century-of-self ': The machine keeps peeps distracted by disinformation, issues to rally-behind, toys to play with and continual mind-fucking through Bernay's-style cradle-to-grave programming then....Suddenly, like three skyscrapers dropping into their footprints on International Shit-Box Tonight with Sham Cocksworth, yet another, 'create-the-crisis-provide-the-solution' scenario will further strengthen the resolve of the assholes who want ultimately to have the world to themselves and the bulk of humanity as dutiful robot-putty-slaves.

Technology, technique, fear, and an empty promise of safety and security (please, think of the children again, break to commercial) will shape the next worldwide crisis and urgency of action...and again, watch rights and individual responsibility deteriorate into a controlled chaos.

Fake alien invasion? Orchestrated and choreographed conflicts? Some scary flesh-eating disease? Most-likely the next planetary theatrical concoction will be some superfecta once again where fascism continues to reign supreme and the entire globe continues along the path of planetary lock-down.

Oh, and pusillanimous shit-heals with Cheeto-stained fingertips will between anime-clips and chicken-choking to porn, (who think they know how police fraternities work), will continue to pop-spit from the illusory comfort of their soiled computer chairs....

'Right...'Left' ?? Again, for the ChaosEngines of the world...a concocted and programmed, fucking illusion.

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Be damn the violence, future serial killers of America unite, be it Doom or Civilization, GTA or Mario Cart, what of the retarded social and motor skills created in 2 generations of peepatrons? I have noticed a direct correlation between lack of Vitamin D in the form of limited exposure to sunlight and Cheetos-stained crisp finger, as well as a general lack of interest in the vagina or practical skills and video-gaming, so please, "let them legalize homicide and debut this thrilling and encouraging youth-sensation, our hope-for-the-future, an exciting new video first-person-atrophizer and herding platform, Couch-Killers"!!