You live in squalor because youre a Puerto Rican, not because your cheap.

No wonder you like cheetos

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
pfffffff jew gold hahaha...that's rich. I live in squalor cuz I'm poor not cuz I'm cheap.

...oh shit a cheet-o on the floor *OM NOM NOM*

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
It's true that we play "tongue tacos" as you so eloquently put it. Unfortunately I do not ALWAYS side with her. I will, however, always side with her Anti-Semitic views when they concern you.

So.... I will be needing a map to the place where you keep your Jew gold, sugar tits.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
oh not you too, blowupcunt. Just because you and peggedbea play taco tongues every weekend doesn't mean you have to side with her on everything

In reply to this comment by inflatablevagina:
Yeah thanks a lot Jew.

>> ^peggedbea:
my schizophrenic german immigrant family always told me jews were responsible for bad weather.
iv and i found ourselves unemployed and childless on the first friday night in probably 8 years. we just tried to see george clinton and parliament funkadelic at an outdoor jazz festival. it was cancelled due to seriously inclement weather. so then we decided wed go see inglorious basterds because moms NEVER get to go to movies, it rained so hard i couldnt even see where i was driving. we were 10 minutes late and the power was out.
thanks you fucking jerk.
who knows when we will ever have these opportunities again.
and since we had nothing else to do we sat on my front porch and chain smoked in the rain for HOURS. thanks for giving us pneumonia.

Wait wait wait... are you telling me that all those people who see UFOs, Bigfoots, Loch Ness Monsters, Jesus in a cheeto could be WRONG?!?!#?$

I was just going by your tag

In reply to this comment by therealblankman:
The Video's not fake, just the cheese coating.

In reply to this comment by Krupo:
Even fake this is naasty.

The Video's not fake, just the cheese coating.

In reply to this comment by Krupo:
Even fake this is naasty.

"This is the end of it. I'll never eat cheetos again for the rest of my life..."

I love this video.

>> ^HaricotVert:
Blonde hair doesn't go well with Cheeto tans.


I cannot STAND that look. Dark skin with highlighted hair. It's simply disgusting. Even Denise Richards cant pull it off. Weird thing is, in some states if you go to a beach, everyone and their mother has that look going. Ugh, drives me crazy.

>> ^HaricotVert:
Blonde hair doesn't go well with Cheeto tans.


You know, I had all sorts of "I like this but not this" type reservations myself until I visited a strip club for the first time, where I realized none of that matters when a woman is on your lap imitating primitive human mating rituals.

Not that I don't agree that there's something off about her tan/blond combo, but, well, I would definitely not turn down one of her funbags.

Blonde hair doesn't go well with Cheeto tans.

Thank you for the promote.

In reply to this comment by burdturgler:
*promote

Note to all you sifters: Will not clean Cheeto crumbs out of your keyboard!

i would have no problem making less money or paying higher taxes if it actually bought anything. and thanks to my house and my two precious little tax credits, i barely pay any taxes anyway.

the problem with the american health care system isnt completely economic anyhow. there is a culture of abuse in our attitudes towards health. i am certainly not saying this applies to all americans. but i have spent the last 7 years of my life working in an ER and watching the system be ritualisitcally abused, mostly by people ignorant of how to treat or prevent minor illnesses without jacking up a $10,000 ER bill or by dr's needing to make some extra money and ordering needless exams. or by the hospital administration saying "we want to buy a new MRI, order more MRI's so we can justify it!" oh, also when you earn less than you need to take care of yourself, diet, exercise and preventative applications fall by the wayside. its far cheaper to eat cheetos and frozen pizza than it is to eat fruits and vegetables. hooray obesity related illnesses! and besides think of all the money there is too be made off of diabetes and blood pressure medication. and in every town some dr is making a killing off bariatric surgery. fuck it, lets eat our way out of this mess. its time we experimented with an economy based in potato chip and lipitor sales.

See? See now how dangerous getting high is?

All that man wanted were some goddamn cheetos.

Come on, people! I'd upvote anything this guy does. Tried to find his cheetos skit on youtube, but couldn't find it.

I think it's great that Kellogs didn't care that he was driving while intoxicated but smoking little weed with his friends is suddenly the most terrible thing in the world.

"Now operating a vehicle under the influence with the risk of seriously injuring others or yourself? That's okay.
But what's this MARI JUANA?! SITTING AROUND BEING HAPPY AND EATING CHEETOS? NO MORE SPONSORSHIP FOR YOU!"

>> ^alien_concept:
I've got out of puff a few times using it...

What's that mean? You ran out of weed? Yea I'd have to be pretty high to use this thing too...now hand me the Cheetos, it's my turn for "Get the Ball in the Hole"