Hey, I'm still running 4.1 (8B117).

*waves cane* Hey, you kids, get off my lawn!

The embarrassing thing for Apple is that this was only the first one... there were more later.

This would be great if you had a white cane too so you looked blind with your glasses.

*cringeworthy

That backing out did it for me. Was there a cane from stage left?

The other two guys write the lyrics and they usually come out fairly funny:

All Night Strangers

On top of pink palaces grown
Remarkable shapes; handles to hold at night
I dream of your finger touching my scars
you're wearing your rubber reversible velvet gloves
Who are you to be so cruel?
Is it any wonder I get dolled up in your clothes?
When you're out on your own,
Better than being dressed like myself when you're here.

All night strangers that look like you
denying that they know who I am,
I get entangled walking out in the cane
Were we not born to make one of two?
Is it any wonder that I sleep in an armoire in Thailand, alone?
Trying to squeeze the love out of myself,
wrapping the cord one more time around,
All night strangers are told by you to deny that they know who I am
As I'm turning blue I'm turning red from the shame

THESE ARE THE LYRICS:

On top of pink palaces grown
Remarkable shapes; handles to hold at night

I dream of your finger touching my scars
you're wearing your rubber reversible velvet gloves

Who are you to be so cruel?

Is it any wonder I get dolled up in your clothes?
When you're out on your own,
Better than being dress like myself when you're here.

All night strangers that look like you
denying that they know who I am,
I get entangled walking out in the cane

Were we not born to make one of two?

Is it any wonder that I sleep in an armoire in Thailand, alone?
Trying to squeeze the love out of myself,
wrapping the cord one more time around,

All night strangers are told by you to deny that they know who I am
As I'm turning blue I'm turning red from the shame

The travelling salesman trope, and it's implications, are as old as the hills. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TravelingSalesman

In that case shouldn't the narrative have been shown from the point of view of the village occupants? The closest we saw to them suffering any consequences of their actions was a distant puff of purple smoke as the Smoke Seller laughed.

If let the buyer beware was the point, then show me the buyers suffering the consequences. A massive guard dog turning into a mangy ankle-biter while defending his owner from a burgler, the boy's airplane / rocket turning back into a pointy stick and catching him in the eye, show me the old ladies at a fancy party being laughed at when their fancy bags and clothes turn back into tat, or the major becoming a laughing stock when, as he goes to unveil it to invited dignitaries, his massive monument tuns back into a walking cane (without even a jewel adorning it anymore).

>> ^AeroMechanical:

The voting age should be lowered to six years-old, maybe put a ceiling at eleven years-old. Old enough to read, but young enough to still believe in sharing and being nice to people.


And Santa, Hogwarts, the Easter Bunny, the Great Pumpkin, and God. Gotta get to 'em before parents destroy some wonderful fantasies and instill/strengthen a horrible one. Churches would be made of giant candy canes and sugar cookies.

>> ^GeeSussFreeK:

Ironically, I think the police would be less violent if the only weapon you gave them was a nuclear warhead.


You are not alone.
Stephen Coleman: The moral dangers of non-lethal weapons

When I lived in Queensland, I used to play golf with cane toads

What works for geniuses won't necessarily work for everyone else. Formal education was apparently limiting for Newton, Einstein and Barnett, but for the rest of us, it's massively beneficial. It's like Usain Bolt telling an old granny to leave her cane at home because he used to carry one in the 100m dash, and when he got rid of it, his time improved.

http://lyrics.wikia.com/Dan_Mangan:Basket

We are young
We have years ahead maybe
We might fall in love
Fall apart
Fall apart
Before it ends
Well we should try to start

So I'll go but I'm telling you I don't wanna go
Could be stuck here and happy

So there's a puzzle I work on endlessly
And I've got the sides and all the corners
But there's a space
Yeah there's a space
Lost some pieces I can't replace

So I'll be but I'm telling you I don't wanna be
Just a wasted puzzle piece

We are old
And our son took the dog away
And fair enough, guess we're tired all the time
All the time
And you know dogs they need ample time outside

So I'll stay but I'm telling you I don't, I don't wanna stay
So I'll brace myself against the wall and hope to God that I don't fall
My bones are worn, my hip won't hold
I used to be so young, how did I get so old?
Won't you take my cane and hold my hand
You're holding onto all I have
Just a basket full of memories
And I am losing more each day it seems
But if I can make it to the street
I'll steal a car or a bike whatever there is to steal
And it might get cold I just don't care
I'm going 'til I'm getting there
I'll ride my steed all through this town
'Til I have looked and I have found
Your peaceful memory
Won't you return to me?
Won't you return to me?

>> ^critical_d:

Her 1st baby came out sideways.
twirling a walking cane

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I think they're pretty comparable, here are some points of similarity:

1. Generally boring as hell
2. Stats obsessed
3. Pudgy players
4. ostensibly "global" but really just played professionally by a few countries



>> ^kymbos:

Poor man's cricket, old bean.
<Strokes moustache, taps pipe on cane chair>

Poor man's cricket, old bean.

<Strokes moustache, taps pipe on cane chair>

Holy shit, when I read "murders" I thought it was just because he sang badly. I was getting ready to make a snarky comment about theocratic Cane and the lyrics to "Imagine", and then I pressed play...

absofuckinglutely *TERRIBLE *parody