Man... she takes cabbages to the face like nobody's business!!!

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That quotient becomes irrelevant to the adrenal junkie. Above average digits are sometimes an indicator that someone is not only extremely intelligent, but and in MANY cases, batshit fucking "insane" or difficult to codify in the very least.

He's smart enough to make a fat enough stack of cabbage from his You Tube channels to afford all that hi-cal ammo and tannerite, play all day long and blow shit up to feed that monkey!

Not to mention the straaange following him around everywhere...The guy no-doubt attracts a lotta tail!

and whether pigs have wings.>> ^oblio70:

The time has come, to talk of many things. Of shoes - and ships - and sealing wax, of cabbages and kings, and why the sea is boiling hot...
Goo goo g'joob

The time has come, to talk of many things. Of shoes - and ships - and sealing wax, of cabbages and kings, and why the sea is boiling hot...

Goo goo g'joob

I don't understand, all that effort, for a cabbage?

Hoping to spend the next 3 months clean.Must...pass..follicle test for *COUGH job opportunity that may prove fatal as close to four bits as it is for me-
What is a boilermaker anyhow?

Currently unemployed, until next week when I'll be appearing as a maintenance technician at a well-established rural golf course. (Clean-up plan: Work wrenches and lawnmowers for 3 months and bail~Free golf on my days off + 1.

Clean living for chump change then off to a gig that pays with cool hours (2 weeks on, 7-12's, two weeks off)-Plan to save a shitload of cabbage and continue evading federal income taxes like my grandfather before me. (Filed maybe 3 times in the last 30 years)

Oh fuck, Googles' gonna read this and forward it to improper authorities huh?

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I want to work wherever these guys do... paid to shoot cabbages at buckets in Skyrim for 3 hours?!? No wonder that guy's computer in the background at 3:11 says "win"!

EDIT: Ah, they're Machinima makers Geoff Ramsey and Gavin Free (both of Red vs. Blue fame).

... but then I took a cabbage in the knee.

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I had the strange feeling that was sarcasm, usually I read that better. >> ^ZappaDanMan:

k that was ment to be a joke that didn't go down well lol sorry

I assumed I'd put it in parody as it is a riff on the Cabbage Patch Doll franchise (and how they're made).

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Warning: Too much hair loss causes low flying jokes to be totally missed. Why yes, my hair is shaved right now!
>> ^ZappaDanMan:

I don't understand why this is in the parody channel. This is from season 3, the flash back episode.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'idiot abroad 2, land dive, wuss, cabbage, joyricky gervais, phone' to 'idiot abroad 2, land dive, wuss, cabbage, joy, ricky gervais, phone' - edited by Fusionaut