Yay for boobies! Except those really bad fake tits, blegh.

Also, I'm all for the right to bare your breasts (especially for feeding, no question), I'm also partly against it. If they were free to be freed anywhere, anytime their sexual appeal would lessen. I like to leave somethings to the imagination. May sound a bit prudish, but not knowing and teasing is usually more exciting

We should really start contructing elaborate booby trapped temples around the world in remote locations and hiding our most precious technologies within. That way when our civilisation inevitably collapses, our populations decimated by famine/wars/plagues/floods/zombies and when time forgets us at least our kids will be able to play Indiana Jones for real.

I say, embrace it. Kids will still snicker the first few times they hear the name, but who cares?

That's right kids -- it is planet YER' ANUS. Enjoy your moments of juvenile mirth every time you hear it. YERANUS YERANUS YERANUS.

Perhaps we can mitigate this problem by dumping the kids into a sort of unfortunate name "sensory overload"?:

We are planning to ERECT a PENAL colony on URANUS. The first prisoners can be birds like blue footed BOOBIES and great TITS. Maybe we'll leave some PUSSY cats there to keep the bird population from exploding.

I propose that every 3rd grade science teacher recite the preceding paragraph (adding any more unfortunate words they deem worthy) to their classes every day until the novelty wears off and the kids stop giggling.

i just wanted to see boobies so I skipped a couple of minutes ahead, and for some reason she had mustard and ketchup all over her... really, you expect boobies and you get the full breakfast menu!

I have a dilemma.

I can't upvote for TMZ.

I must upvote for Kate Upton's boobies.

>> ^ghark:

very nice, a lot of skin, but honestly I find Elena Lev's Alegria performance to be unbeatable in any department - posted 4 years ago by @E_Nygma - enjoy.
http://videosift.com/video/Elena-Lev-Hula-Hoops-Cirque-du-Soleil


But we can't see teh boobies

*boobies
*ass'

This is the type of shit they'd play on TBS but pull out all the booby scenes.

>> ^poolcleaner:

>> ^xxovercastxx:
You can't copyright an idea, only an implementation method. Assuming the Copyright Office does their job correctly, RIM could only copyright the way they implemented this (the interface).
Of course the CO regularly hands out copyrights on things which are not legally copyrightable, so who knows.

Lies. I copyrighted boobies and cats and I have been making a killing since the internet hit critical mass. How did I do this? Let me not tell you.


You must make a fortune from Imgur alone!

>> ^xxovercastxx:

>> ^Payback:
>> ^brycewi19:
Is this enough to save RIM?

It sorta is, if they copyrighted it.

You can't copyright an idea, only an implementation method. Assuming the Copyright Office does their job correctly, RIM could only copyright the way they implemented this (the interface).
Of course the CO regularly hands out copyrights on things which are not legally copyrightable, so who knows.


Lies. I copyrighted boobies and cats and I have been making a killing since the internet hit critical mass. How did I do this? Let me not tell you.

*nsfw for boobies.

>> ^direpickle:

Ant submits this, but downvotes boobies? Boo, I say!


You have video of a cow eating a boobie? Thats a big bird!

I did it for the thumbnail

So heres the current list with my own interpretation of the subjects of each.

COFFEE MAKES ME POO = bowel movements
Eddie Izzard - Do you want a cup of coffee? = mating rituals
The Most Expensive Coffee in the World = civet droppings
South Park on Coffee = caffeine's affect on kids
Charlie Brooker vs. Nescafe - (VideoSift Coffee Mug Compo) = commercial/advertising
The latte zoo- (mixed animal latte pours) = drinkable art
Kramer CaffeLatte -- Seinfeld = caffeine's affect on racist comedians
The Office - Coffee and Cocaine = caffeine's affect on business quotas
The Simpsons - Beer Coffee = stereotypes of Aussies
Wish I had this coffee maker! = middle American consumerism
Coffee Snobs - snobby hipsters
This is Coffee (1961) = **coffee**
How to make Iced Coffee = what ice is used for
Six million dollar man coffee commercial = commercial/advertising
The Clover Coffee Machine - Hand Built By Stanford Engineers = Engineering
Denis Leary - Coffee = douchebag
How Sherlock Likes His Coffee (Sherlock BBC) = a fictitious characters taste/preferences
Dr. Cox and the Coffee (Scrubs) = flirting
How to make cold brew coffee the homemade way! = how to throw off the shackles of consumerism
Chad Vader Coffee = Star Wars copy right infringement
Austin Powers' coffee mix-up = the old Switcheroo comedy bit
History of Coffee = average joes bid for youtube attention
Join the Coffee Achievers! (Weird1984 coffee ad with Bowie) = commercial/advertising
Mad TV Coffee Maniac = caffeine's affect on Keanu Reeves
Coffee Panda = drinkable art
Charlie Chaplin Drinking Coffee = bowel movements
La recette des cupcakes jamais vus... au tiramisu = Tiramisu
Vodka & Coffee = alcoholics
Latte Art - Swan Lake = drinkable art
How To Cold Brew (COFFEE) = commercial/advertising
How to Pronounce Cappuccino = Linguistics
Strange To Meet You = caffeine's affect on European Directors/Actors
Columbian Coffee Crystals = commercial/advertising parody
Juan Valdez ~ Colombian Coffee 1982 = commercial/advertising
Coffee and the Brain = health benefits of caffeine
Milk With Your Coffee? = how boobies lactate
"The Coffee Wars" - (Mockumentary) = dangers of caffeine addiction
60 Cups, 1 Bald Head = how German scientists are full of shit!
It puts the coffee on its skin... = dangers of caffeine addiction
The Journey of the Coffee Bean = **coffee**

*nsfw for boobies