I went to a Bob Dylan concert about five or six years ago. I was expecting Bob D to be kind of slow, tired, etc. He came out onto the stage, said a few words, and began to ROCK!!! Almost everyone stood up and was MOVIN'. The dude just keeps on increasin' - Yo!

You KNOW when Eric begins playin' lead (leed) guitar! AWESOME!

http://www.videosift.com/video/Bob-Dylan-Eric-Claptoon-Don-t-think-twice-live

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Thank you!

In reply to this comment by rasch187:
*promote

PS: Seems I'm not the only one thanking you

he strikes again! thank you, rasch!

In reply to this comment by rasch187:
*promoted

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Of course blankfist goes straight for the gay jokes. It's the only thing he does go straight for, except when he goes back home for the holidays and needs to assure his parents that Rodrigo is only his friend. His parents still can't figure out why all of blankfist's friends wear assless chaps to a dinner party.

Enough of that loser. On to the other losers!

I see our first comment was from schmawy, also known as CP420's sock puppet. I would say something else, but I'd probably edit it later, and then he'd discard this post.

Alright, who's next? Oh, that's right. DFT, the Real American Zero.

What can we say about DFT that hasn't already been said by numerous preteen girls in a court of law?

I don't want to say DFT is a pedophile, but I've heard he lives by the motto of poor African children on a dirt playground, "If there's no grass on the field, play ball."

Oh, but enough about that homosexual masturbator. On to the Norwegian nobody, the Scandinavian Scatmuncher, the Christian VII of Coprophagia, Herr Rasch187!

Please hold your applause...he doesn't deserve it.

Seriously, the guy hunts and kills animals for sport. And you don't even want to know what he does while he's waiting for the latest victim to arrive in his sights. Let's just say Ned Beatty took him off his Facebook.

And what's with the haircut, Herr Doogie? Are you trying to run for President of the Neil Patrick Harris fan club? He heads the Rock and Roll channel, but he looks like he should head the Rickroll channel, instead.

What am I forgetting? I could swear there was something else. Oh yeah! He wants to see BLANKFIST NAKED!

...

Luckily he only wants to see BF naked when he becomes a celebrity, so...yeah. *empty stare* I guess there's always Monica Belluci.

What I find quite hilarious is that he claims to have a terrible memory throughout his interview, yet he can recite the theme to Fraggle Rock at a moment's notice. Bad memory, yet remembers the theme to a stoner classic? Someone's been raiding kulpim's stash!

But seriously, anybody who is a fan of Bob Dylan is cool in my book. So congratulations, Herr Rasch!

(Alright, I was going to make an outro here, but I'm tired of this. If I wanted to make jokes for a crowd that probably won't understand or appreciate them, I'd go back to Roast IX and fuck karkarlee again.)

Goodnight!

Fuck you, Johan. Fuck your mother, fuck your father and fuck your girlfriend, no wait scratch that last one, and your pet is the worst thing I've ever seen.

You suck so badly that had you been born in Africa, we'd have called you a black hole.

There are times when eugenics are a good thing and we should castigate the gene pool, this is one of those times.

I hate your country, it makes me sick. Your dirty oil money could help the world, but instead you hog it all up like a sponge, you unforgivable sod. Your country is why Europe can't have nice things!

You should be ashamed of your existence, you silly twat. Take off your top and dance around a little, now that you're such a bitch.

But I can't say that it's all bad. You do have some *quality things going for you:

1) You like Bob Dylan. No one can object to the Boss; good old blu eyes. It was such a shame when he died in that plane crash.
2) You are a child rapist/torturer. I mean, no one likes kids anyway, right?
3) You have burned down villages who didn't accept you as their personal deity.

But seriously, we should have a siftquisition, which ended in death. I propose you for it, because you are such an idiot that no one would miss your sorry, flea-ridden, bloated, blankfist-jizzmed corpse.

Go to hell. Go to hell and die.

i tried another, i really don't think this is anywhere on the sift. Enjoy!

In reply to this comment by rasch187:
Don't worry about it, the VS search is spotty at best. I'm just glad to have another Dylan aficionado here

In reply to this comment by vinovin:
oh dear! didn't see it when i searched. i shall promptly remove.

In reply to this comment by rasch187:
It sure does, but since it's a Dylan vid, I've already sifted it: http://www.videosift.com/video/Improvisation-101-with-Bob-Dylan

Don't worry about it, the VS search is spotty at best. I'm just glad to have another Dylan aficionado here

In reply to this comment by vinovin:
oh dear! didn't see it when i searched. i shall promptly remove.

In reply to this comment by rasch187:
It sure does, but since it's a Dylan vid, I've already sifted it: http://www.videosift.com/video/Improvisation-101-with-Bob-Dylan

This video has been declared a duplicate; transferring votes to the original video and killing this dupe - dupeof declared by schmawy.

*dupeof=http://www.videosift.com/video/Improvisation-101-with-Bob-Dylan

oh dear! didn't see it when i searched. i shall promptly remove.

In reply to this comment by rasch187:
It sure does, but since it's a Dylan vid, I've already sifted it: http://www.videosift.com/video/Improvisation-101-with-Bob-Dylan

It sure does, but since it's a Dylan vid, I've already sifted it: http://www.videosift.com/video/Improvisation-101-with-Bob-Dylan

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