>> ^kymbos:

As someone who doesn't have access to youtube at work, can I say this is the most banal and yet intriguing title I have seen for some time...


Yes - I have never seen a dogs bark get stuck, much less in a river.

>> ^deathcow:

it's neat but this video makes it out to be a bit too phenomenal
At least he didn't say Jesus Christ Our Lord and Savior cause it to spin like that.

My dog corners a local cat occasionally - he stands and barks at it, while it hisses at him. The cat is big, but he's an English Springer Spaniel, about 5 times the weight of even a big domestic cat, yet he won't go within paw-swipe range unless his pack is right by him. I guess this dog wanted to play, and the cat knew it, otherwise they'd both be a lot more agitated and the child would be in danger.

When people borrow something, like your car, and feel the need to adjust every single fucking thing in it. You really don't need to mess with the sunroof, the radio presets (volume and on/off, stop there). And the side mirrors....those things once set cover a large portion of visibility how in the hell do you manage to make it so you can't see a single thing in it and manage to safely drive down the road?


People who bark/yell/scream at other people's dogs trying to get them to be quiet and just making it worse. Who also don't seem to understand that the dog is barking at their dumb ass because they are acting weird and it would STFU if they would ignore it and move on.

People who insist on getting into an already crowded elevator, despite every single person needing to get into uncomfortable proximity to each other to accomplish this. Wait for the next elevator prick.

People who walk onto elevators before actually looking if there is someone trying to get out. This goes in with the above one, they just make shit more difficult. You want on the elevator, great I understand. Wait for people to get the fuck out of it instead of making me feel like you're trying to pickpocket me with the all the bumping and shoving. This one is a real big peeve of mine. Along with people who don't seem to understand how doorways work and that you should move out of the way so other people can go in and out without risk of bashing you or your kid in the head with the door handle.

People who walk on the wrong side of the aisle for the direction they are going. This goes for anything...buffet bars, roads, sidewalks.....etc. There's a traffic flow, get into it...fighting it just makes everything take longer.

Grocery stores, when two people stop with their carts right next to each other and block everyone else. Especially when they don't seem to notice they are doing it, even though people say excuse me......and they just step to the side half a step like that's going to fix it. Add on to this, what is the deal with people not understanding that walking right next to the aisle entrance and exits makes it really f-in hard to see you? If you're going to do this you need to watch for people trying to get out of the aisles if you don't want to get bashed with a cart because they think it's clear since you're hiding behind the 6 foot stack of dog food.

People who wait for parking spots that are about 10 seconds walk closer than the next available spot. Instead of just parking and getting on with their day. Full parking lot? Sure, wait for a spot. Can SEE a empty spot 2 car lengths down? Park there asshole instead of snarling up traffic because you just have to have the 15 foot closer to the door spot.

Old people driving who are clearly not safe to be driving. You'll see this during working hours at doctors offices and hospitals. I understand the need for them to be able to get to the doc, but I'd rather not get ran over because someone won't take grandma or grandpa's license away because it would inconvenience them. Used to get allergy shots, I about got ran over twice on foot, backed over countless times (because they can't turn their heads to look and just back out blind...and fast), and hit trying to exit the place in my vehicle (short turns because they just don't have time to stop and make a proper turn). And I only had to walk a couple hundred feet to my vehicle and the door each way. Was dangerous just getting near the doors due to all the people dropping off or picking up. One guy even yelled at me because him doing 30-40 miles an hour in a small half filled parking lot seemed perfectly acceptable to him and walking to my car along the edge of the parking row was highly inappropriate to him since he needed it all to turn his car at those speeds.

Could go on and on. But clearly people who ignore social niceties or make nuisances of themselves really bug me. Little dumb things like that can just set the mood for a lot of your day, being a prick in a lot of these cases is not actually making things go faster...more often they slow it down and just piss everyone off. No benefit at all to anyone and yet it happens all the time.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'bark and co lawyers civil fraud solicitors london' to 'banned' - edited by jonny

http://lyrics.wikia.com/Dan_Mangan:So_Much_For_Everyone.

As much as i'd like to go

To places i've never known,

Scared shitless to leave home,

And i don't want to go alone.

I miss the rewarding gaze

Of a friend from my younger days,

Didn't mind 'bout my selfish ways,

As he died i was miles away.

I hope he remembers how,

As i do when i look back now,

Though he'd bark at the slightest sound,

Would not bite for he knew not how.

And sometimes it's more than clear,

When morning comes early here,

And i know that the day is near,

Wasted days make for wasted years.

Now i'm vicious with appetite,

Sobering half a mind,

Dripping with stolen wine,

Awoken by something i dreamt.

Harboured by everything i have been witnessing.

Postcards and daydreaming

Get less embarrassing.

After the day is done,

I will be on the run -

So much for everyone, so much for everyone.

The showdown is endless here,

Under the burning sun.

As eyes roll toward me now,

I will drop my gun.

>> ^meggymoo:

people in america actully use these things on their dogs? thats barbaric!


Sure beats the .22 calibre alternative.

Coment from the original YouTube poster:
"Actually that tree probably took closer to a thousand years to grow! It has probably been dying for a hundred years. Did you know that it takes around 80 years for a fungus to grow on the outside of white wood softwoods (balsam, hemlock, etc...) once the tree has been infected? Maybe you should google bark beetle kill photos and see what we are trying to prevent. Whole mountain ranges of forests dead within a few years far as the eye can see"

Contrary to popular belief sea lions can be very agressive and dangerous.

"Sea Lions

Sea lions are usually playful, however they can be territorial and dangerous especially during the mating seasons. Accidents among divers are reported much more frequently than with sharks. Advice: get out of water if sea lions show territorial behavior (barking), don’t swim with large males, don’t approach sea lions during the mating season."

from http://www.nativeplanet.org/health/dangeroussealife.htm

It is a spatial awareness problem indeed. I see many drivers do this thing where they reverse to pull out and then begin re-turning the wheel mid way, then are baffled when they move forward and find they haven't turned the car enough to clear the obstacle. So they reverse back the other way, un-doing the majority they had turned and then they'll perform that same micro movement a few times until they finally manage to clear it. The "omigods" are the ones that don't make enough of a micro movement and end up stuck in a loop. That's also super common with parallel parking.

The other problem is people hate being told how to drive, I tried to kindly correct this a few times but I always get barked at, so I've stopped trying. Some people are also just supremely unconfident with their ability and it is difficult for them to break out of that, especially when each failure only increases the pressure.

I ran the video through Google Translate, this is roughly what the dog said:

"You bastard! I missed you so many! Where are you hiding for all this time? (incoherent barking) Where? Where? Don't hide again! I think you were dead! I don't smell you anywhere for so much time! Why do you smell like gunpowder smells?"

I feel smart because I new he was doing the barking dog before he lit it up

sm r t

@dystopianfuturetoday

That @votedem account is an old sock-puppet from last year, and he commented out of jest because he had nothing to do with these members and has a different looking cat.

I just communicated with blankfist directly, and I sincerely believe he had nothing to do with the reddit incident (and doesn't even know about it), that he has no other sock-puppets on the Sift, and that he has no intentions to lash out against you here or anywhere else.

There's no way to prove a negative, but I honestly think you're barking up the wrong tree on this one. All of those YouTubers are real people and by all accounts are upstanding members of the Sift, and there's really no indication they are all in league with blankfist.

It's a bit of a stretch to analyze a person's comments and conclude it must be blankfist pretending to comment like them. Plus, there's no motive for long-term fakery like that. If someone wanted to submit a ST post or video or comment about you, they could do it immediately instead of waiting days or weeks, while carefully plotting a series of fake comments.

Kudos to the only sane person left among us!!!
I sometimes think of this when I see your name:
http://www.boisepubliclibrary.org/About_BPL/images/bpl3.jpg

Now that you're diamond, everything is pretty much cake from here on out. Make sure you look sternly at the ruby folk and snap your fingers alot around them while barking orders.

No, all dogs have pointy teeth and are prone to run around. That doesn't make them a threat.

Discharging a weapon is s'pposed to be reserved for those FEW life threatening situations you may but probably won't encounter on a routine "some dog is barking too loudly" call.

>> ^renatojj:

@GenjiKilpatrick isn't an angry dog charging at you with sharp pointy teeth an explicit threat?