Your perfect-world news-report fantasy works fine in theory, does it?..'peer reviewed' till the cattle are housed in mandatory temporary-to-permanent dirt-floor & barbed-wire accommodations CE??....Maybe your own verbal ticks will develop into a similar, "well, very specifically" when you are NOT being arrested lawfully and tossed into an asylum where a company doctor can render you insane, deprogram you, and use you as an 'example' of what one can or can't say on Facebook?

Forest-for-the-trees lackeys are a dime-a-dozen at a peer-reviewed fantasy camp on the outskirts of (insert city or town near you in the future you've helped to create).

You are already on planet police-state, keep up the fine work and pour-through those tomes of toilet paper and perhaps hone your own 'axe' (a fucking metaphor for reason or wisdom, the kind that cuts both ways....HELLO?!)

How bout an interview?

Supposedly Mattel put pressure on MTV to not to play the video because of the "Barb and Ken" scenes.

*promote

Chokes me up a bit.

I remember first hearing about it by seeing it on the front page of a newspaper in front of a neighbor's door as I walked past heading out to work. I couldn't believe it at first.

Glad he straightened out the bit about the stingray's barb. I still to this day hear people retelling how he caused his own demise by pulling it out.

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I've been tangled in barbed wire a few times....I didn't fare as well as that raccoon did.
A little help goes a long way towards getting out unscathed.

Most definitely *related=http://videosift.com/video/Barbed-Cat-Penis-part-2-skip-to-58-seconds

Barbed Cat Penis has been added as a related post - related requested by braschlosan on that post.

Barbed Cat Penis part 2 (skip to 58 seconds) has been added as a related post - related requested by braschlosan.

Crossing barbed wire with a dude lying across it? Yeah, that is exactly how it was done. Usually that guy got a leather jacket to wear and he would throw himself on top and people would walk over him. The motivation was pretty high to go fast, as usually there were bullets flying at you.

Glenn Ford also appeared in these films in ascending order from 1939 until 1941
*(Imagine the film titles as thoroughbred quarter horse names and his character's names,that of their jockeys in the big race, with a seasoned announcer at the microphone lathering-on the color for the listening audience)

Texas
jockey-Tod Ramsey

So Ends Our Night
J-Ludwig Kern

Blondie Plays Cupid
J-Charlie

The Lady in Question
J-Pierre Morestan

Babies for Sale
J-Steve Burton/Oscar Hanson

Men Without Souls
J-Johnny Adams

Convicted Woman
J-Jim Brent

My Son Is Guilty
J-Barney

Heaven with a Barbed Wire Fence
J-Joe Riley

ANNNNND, they're OFF!

The statement from the description "The animal is unhurt" is not true.

Those colorful, pretty and festive things bouncing around on the bulls back and upper right-side are banderillas (barbed spears) that have been used to injure, excite and exhaust the bull prior to the 'competition'.

Here's a link with some legitimate info.
http://www.cas-international.org/en/home/suffering-of-bulls-and-horses/glossary/

Ever so slightly *NSFW for a few Maher barbs there.

"It's all fun and games until a barb pierces your heart." - Steve Irwin

And if you liked that, read about this 4 foot sea worm that digests fish hooks and is covered with nerve-murdering barbs!

>> ^Darkhand:

I'm no>> ^ponceleon:
More obviously, that's the wrong side of the stingray...

I'm not a Marine Biologist/Zoologist or any kind of ologist, but I have to agree with ponceleon. I believe the barbs/stinger are in the tail.


@ponceleon

Ok Ok OK! ... I give up. Picky, picky PICKY! ... I'll change the title [and thank you both for the none to subtle advice] =o)