That looks about balls deep.

Dunno why this got downvoted because it's bang on the mark. A government only has power as long as it's allowed to govern. Does anyone think a government would continue to function if 100 million American's just up and decided they weren't going to pay taxes any more until shit got sorted out? Or actively rise up?

It's waaay to easy to shift the blame because people are apathetic and lazy. It's the government, thanks Obama, get on a forum somewhere and rant their ass off and what changes? Not a damn thing. And when the voters aren't willing to take the responsibility for watching over their democracy, is the government going to volunteer when they are already balls deep up the ass?

BK33, I believe that you believe the shit you are peddling, which is far more tragic than if you were just a troll. Both parties are too blame for taking advantage of citizen apathy, but citizens are to blame for letting things get that way in the first place.

American's are always big on their rights. Well, with rights comes responsibility. BK33, you don't want to take any responsibility, you'll end up with no rights, simple as that.

My pants are wet. Neill Blomkamp has a great eye for using CG as a background element, while the story is the most important - this is fantastic. District 9 was balls deep awesome. I have high hopes for this.

Balls deep, for science.

say that five times fast


no wait, don't

>> ^blankfist:

>> ^residue:
"ball" deep? was there an operation?
>> ^blankfist:
>> ^gwiz665:
Didn't @blankfist and @kronosposeidon break up about a year ago over some political differences? (Sexual inadequacy..)
>> ^rottenseed:
Who wants to get a pool for the first videosift divorce going?


No. We're still very much in love and very much ball deep.


Yes. Operation Rear Infiltration.

>> ^residue:

"ball" deep? was there an operation?
>> ^blankfist:
>> ^gwiz665:
Didn't @blankfist and @kronosposeidon break up about a year ago over some political differences? (Sexual inadequacy..)
>> ^rottenseed:
Who wants to get a pool for the first videosift divorce going?


No. We're still very much in love and very much ball deep.



Yes. Operation Rear Infiltration.

"ball" deep? was there an operation?

>> ^blankfist:

>> ^gwiz665:
Didn't @blankfist and @kronosposeidon break up about a year ago over some political differences? (Sexual inadequacy..)
>> ^rottenseed:
Who wants to get a pool for the first videosift divorce going?


No. We're still very much in love and very much ball deep.

I know what you're going through. *high five*
>> ^blankfist:

>> ^gwiz665:
Didn't @blankfist and @kronosposeidon break up about a year ago over some political differences? (Sexual inadequacy..)
>> ^rottenseed:
Who wants to get a pool for the first videosift divorce going?


No. We're still very much in love and very much ball deep.

>> ^gwiz665:

Didn't @blankfist and @kronosposeidon break up about a year ago over some political differences? (Sexual inadequacy..)
>> ^rottenseed:
Who wants to get a pool for the first videosift divorce going?



No. We're still very much in love and very much ball deep.

First things first, anal leakages of VideoShit. My name is thinker247, which means that I don't take time off from thinking, even when I'm sleeping. And in my sleep I could roast all of you like the testicle-kabobs that you are.

I told you motherfuckers to keep Blankfist away from the children, and now he's balls-deep in the kids and religion channels. Soon he'll be strutting around, preaching the virtues of anal deflowering as a method of salvation. Just like Oprah.

BeggedmetoPeeonher tells a yawn-inducing story worthy of some podunk Arkansas town's ratty news dish, and we're all supposed to fawn over it like Perez Hilton falling into punji stakes made of cocks.

The "Jester" pops his head in to make some serious announcement that he's made a million times, without even saying a word in jest. Hey Jester, you're as funny as rottenseed is relevant.

Speaking of rotten.cum, his appearance was as necessary as ovarian cancer and not nearly as comical. He couldn't buy a joke if he was Carlos Mencia. But enough of Flavor Flav's oreo baby...

It's time to fuck MrFisk. And unlike your dad, I'm not going to use a condom and I don't care if you tell your mom.

Where to begin with someone whose career hasn't begun? Seriously, of all your articles that I never read, they were terrible. And why pick the Nebraska paper? It's not like any of you can read more than the E at the top of the eye test. And that's only because you all guess.

Some of the fellow sifters mocked your employment at a porn shop, but it doesn't bother me that you were a blow-up sex doll. I just don't understand how you could stand having random semen forced into you every day. You had more douchebags grabbing your vinyl than a hipster music store.

I would write more, but I'm kind of bored...like anyone in Nebraska at any given time of the year.

Also, everyone at this roast has disappointed me. Except for thinker247. What a comedy stud. All of you should take a lesson from him. Seriously, give me money, assholes. I'm the king and I get this kind of worthless response? MrFisk, I'm sorry you had to be here for this. Mainly because there's a cow with a broken heart and an intact rectum, somewhere in Omaha.

Fuck you all.

>> ^quantumushroom:
Why are you making this a racial and religious issue? Because if you wish to "go there" the Aussie track record on the treatment of Aborigines isn't so hot.


WTF is this comment, dude? a) dag was born in the US and b) what do aborigines have to do with health care?

This comment is a total mess from start to finish. Lazy. Lame. Unfunny. I think it's time you'd given some serious thought to stepping up your game. That new pennypecker kid is quite the scrapper, and he's got his eyes all over your title - like he wants to get all up in that shit, balls deep. If you keep slacking like this, that young upstart is going to usurp your status as official VS fringe-right spokesmodel.

I'm gonna be honest here, there's been a lot of talk around the water cooler that says qm is past his prime, that his best rhetoric is behind him, that he's too old to be a contender. BAH! I say unto these people. Lies! Damned lies! God damned motherfucking lies! I, my friend, would rather jab poison-dipped, sharpened No. 2 pencils into my temporal lobe before hearing yet one more of these nattering nabobs of negativism count you out.

I don't care what anyone else says, kid. You've still got it, champ, and that's an endorsement you can take to the bank, deposit it, wait for interest to accrue, withdraw it and then gamble it all away in a slot machine at the gas station just the other side of state line. You have what it takes to snatch success from the clenched jaw of defeat, and off to the shit smeared bowels of hell with anyone who tries to tell you otherwise.

Just kidding.

Better than the Balls Deep of Death. That would just add insult to injury, you know?

Speaking of which, I got sick of my crappy 5th generation iPod and stabbed it with a knife (long story, but basically iPod sucks). The piece of shit is smoking outside on the patio right now (hope it doesn't catch fire). God, Apple sucks.

>> ^imstellar28:
NetRunner,
I'm not imposing anything on anyone, how could I? My philosophy explictly forbids violence, while your philosophy explicitly requires it.


Oh dear, I must have missed the last, what is it now, 5 years of war against a country that didn't do anything to your capitalist democratic society.

Your philosophy is deluded...

ps. Australia is a left of center democratic-socialist nation. The only wars we get involved in were WW1&2, Vietnam (at America's behest), Iraq/Kuwait (at America's behest), Afghanistan (at America's behest).

This is the thing I love about the anti-socialist movement in the US, you are all still terrified of the red fucking menace coming out from under the beds that you've convinced yourself that anything vaguely associated with the left/communism = bad.


3. Altruism is an ideal which rarely manifests itself in reality. People pretend they are altruistic because they think it is a virtue. It is not. Those who pretend to be good are frauds, and worse than those who are bad but honest. You don't appear to be "altruistic"--you just want to force others to be "altruistic". Selfishness is a good thing. You wouldn't be breathing if your genes (and your ancestors they drove) weren't selfish.


Yes yes, black is white, up is down, we get it. Everything "noble" about humans is evil, yadda yadda.

Does anyone still actually believe in this crock of shit?


4. I am not concerned with my demeanor because you (and others) will think I am crazed just because of the beliefs I hold, regardless of the manner in which I convey them. Case in point, you consider Ayn Rand to have a psychological imbalance when I am aware of no public instances when she has failed to be articulate and polite. She disagrees with your opinion, and writes entire books explaining why you are wrong, and all you can muster is "she is mentally ill"


No, I don't think your crazed because of your beliefs, I think you're crazed because you can't manage to be "articulate and polite"...


This entire argument comes down to the answer to a single question "Do you believe it is moral to initiate violence against another human being" . My answer is no.


So you're telling me African's were brought to America by socialists? That the Native American's were dispossessed of their land and murdered by socialists? That the planet is being raped of it's natural resources to supply the all consuming might of the socialist nation of the USA..?

You are wrong. That is all... =)



Socialism is not possible without the initiation of violence. If thats what you want, fine, but don't pretend you have the moral high ground because you are robbing houses in order to donate to a cancer fund. You aren't altruistic, noble, moral, or good--you are just another tyrant who uses violence as a means to their ends.


el oh el.

You're like the morons who believed the world was flat. You haven't lived under socialism, you have no idea whether it works in theory, and you're terrified of it because, like it or not, it's coming.

Oh hang on, the US has had socialism for years.. =P Subsidies and tariff protections for US wheat and sugar, oil subsidies so you can fuel up at under 4USD per gallon while in Britan, for example, they pay over 10USD a gallon. Any "incentive", grant or other shot of public money squirted in to private concerns = socialism.

So roll over and smell the red mate, because you're balls deep in it with the rest of the country, you're just too blind and stupid to realise it...

That's simply one of the best thumbnails out there!

Balls deep!!!