*promote ass gravy

I can't think of an instance where I didn't agree with you, even when you're at your most ridiculous, spewing that rectal sauce. Or butt beurre blanc? What is it again? Ass gravy?

In reply to this comment by blankfist:
Thanks for always upvoting my ridiculous comments.

Here's to happy!

>> ^EDD:

Exploded ass gravy! Bird num nums! Poopie! Cat farts!
--blankfist


That's "birdie num nums".

Exploded ass gravy! Bird num nums! Poopie! Cat farts!
--blankfist

Minot, ND, but no Casper, WY? Too bad, because I could command my legions to the theater if it were here. But I can't get them to North Dakota, bro. You can't get ANYONE to North Dakota. Death by ass gravy would be preferable.

Wait, are you saying you'd pay for ass gravy if you didn't have videosift?

>> ^burdturgler:

I do it for the free ass gravy.

I do it for the free ass gravy.

>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:

No gravy?


Ass Gravy?

Kulpims, our own Slovenian slacker, admits to being a loser, a smart ass, a drunk and a stoner. He’s already done such a good job of roasting himself, but he left out wannabee.

He lovingly refers to VideoSift as his Sift-crack, choggieland and Home. ‘Guess he didn’t get the eviction notice.

Rosie Palm mentioned that she’s tired of the whole “jazz and jizz” routine. She started to complain hysterically about his obsession with “ass gravy,” but then suddenly went quiet.

He’s been so vigilant in eradicating dupes he’s been nicknamed Deputy Dupe of the VideoSift PD. Siftbot has been run so ragged with commands, he now has kulpims on ignore.

Kulpims is not fond of LOL Cats. Too bad there aren’t any LOL Dogs.

Good night and may the Farce be with you.

Pasted below are Roman's responses to our Roast Quiz. The RoastMASTER's commentary appears in parentheses.

My real name is Roman Novak. I'm from Europe, Slovenia (we don't know what cheetos are), but I'll try to answer your stupid questions as best as I can.

1.What do you, do most of the day when you are not lounging, but not on the computer?
Roman: Mostly I do nothing or as little as possible. I watch tv shows, movies, read books and smoke weed. When I become bored of that I go outside and get drunk at a pub. In the summertime I ride mountain bikes. I don't like winter or winter sports much

2.Who are you more fond of?
A..Mother
B.McDonalds
C.Beer
D.Technical Assistance
E. Dairy Products
F.All of the above
G.None (kill them all)
Roman: Kill'em all, leave the beer.

3. How many pairs of shoes as opposed to matching undergarments.... boxers or briefs
Roman: weird question. (editor: no shit, what were you thinking Choggie?) I'd say 1 shoe for 10 underpants. there

4.mac or pc?
Roman: pc. or at least hackintosh

5. Who’s your guru?
Roman: I don't have guru's, but there are a few people I love and would buy beer for them. mostly writers I like, movie directors, scientists and people who make me laugh.

6.Bush or No Bush?
Roman: I don't care

7.sprinkles, gravy, or cherry on top?
Roman: gravy ( Ass gravy, of course)

8.tits, ass, or legs.
Roman: face first, gotta be cute. tits are not a priority, but a fine ass is a must. also, i hate fankles

9.supine or prostrate?
Roman: i sleep on my back if that's what u mean (It’s not, but whatever. You have to cut the guy a little slack for his ESL handicap)

10. cat, dog or other
Roman: dog, i guess. not really a pet person

11. Car, bike, public transit, walking or motorcycle?
Roman: bike first, then car (I don't own one for past 3-4 years now)

12.time, newsweek or USNews and World Report?
Roman: i get my news from Stephen Colbert (like every good Videosifter)

13.beer preference?
Roman: Laško (slovenian), Heineken

14.Religion: Protestant, Catholic, Muslim, Atheist,Agnostic,Jedi?
Roman: no religion (Again, like everybody here at Videosift)

15.Ever arrested?
Roman: not actually arrested, I was charged a couple of times, most were drug related, couple of fights, and theft once - which I was innocent of and proved it in court, too. (I guess the definition of “arrested” is different in Slovenia than in North America)

16.cheetos: crunchy or puffs?
Roman: crunchy

17.dog or cat person?
Roman: look at 10 (holy double post, batman!)

18.bangs, balding or rug?
Roman: bangs

19.five most cherished possessions
Roman: possesions ... my bike, i guess. my computer. I'm not really attached to material things (+ I don't have many so it's kinda meaningless question for me) and mementos don't do much for me either. every few years I throw ever4ything away and start over

20.clean shaven, beard, goatee or moustache
Roman: beard (it only tickles for a little while)

21. Desert Island albums?
Roman: hard to decide. something jazzy, definetly (sic)

22. Pro gay marriage, or agin?
Roman: do whatever the fuck you want, is my motto. just don't piss on other people

23. Communicable diseases... be honest
Roman: never ever. besides, I hardly have sex any more except with myself (no wonder he fits in so well here, plus he gives amazing backrubs)

the majority are always easily duped morons, and they inhabit all camps....morons I mean-Chomsky is a practical, intelligent academic with no real voice...people with practical solutions to absolute fascist bullshit usually are.

People are predictable. Make sentences with enough proper grammar and rhetoric, tinged with the right amount of truth, non-truth, and meaningless bullshit, and you got yer self a crowd-pleasing, mob-quelling, best-selling, lauded by ineffectual pompous useful idiots chunk of ass-gravy that anyone can stomach.

Noam is the bomb-how do I know??...He's still breathing air and has tenure.

killer asteroid? it's more likely we'll do it to ourselves first. some asshole's gonna nuke some other asshole and start a world-wide chain reaction ... or some terrorist will kidnap blankfist and force him to fart, and then all living things will die covered in ass gravy ... shiver

"It's like I woke up on Christmas morning after a sleepless night of excitement only to have my father shit in my mouth and touch me in the "no-no" spot before telling me Santa Claus isn't real and I don't have shit under the tree."

Geebus! If that's the way you feel when a PC delivery gets delayed by a day or two I'd HATE to know what you do if something of actual import happened.

You know... like if someone pissed in your ass gravy or something.

95% of my comments go like "awesome!" or "congrats" or "congo rats!" or "ass gravy" or "you're wrong" or sometimes "fuck you, blankfist". the rest is "*dupeof"

ass gravy, motherfuckers. buckets of it