Don't forget that the liberal deserved it because liberals are terrible people ethically and morally. Otherwise, spot on.

>> ^ChaosEngine:

>> Quantummushroom said: What the liberal cat-owning taxocrats fail to realise is that leftists have a long history of cat mutilation, as shown by their cat-hater-in-chief, Odumba.
Just saving him the trouble.

>> ^longde:

I think its inhumane, but cat's aren't people. Doing this to a cat does not necessarily mean they could do it to a person, IMO.
>> ^Jinx:
Psychopath. Honestly, if you can be that cruel to an animal I don't really believe they won't do it to a human. Just a complete lack of empathy.



Animal abuse is actually pretty highly correlated with other violent crime towards humans, to the extent that a quick Googling to verify my faulty memory found the assertion that a study found that *100%* of studied sexual homicides found that they all practiced torturing animals first.

Of course, human-violence => animal-violence != animal-violence => human-violence, but still.

I think its inhumane, but cat's aren't people. Doing this to a cat does not necessarily mean they could do it to a person, IMO.

>> ^Jinx:

Psychopath. Honestly, if you can be that cruel to an animal I don't really believe they won't do it to a human. Just a complete lack of empathy.

I wasn't sure it was really Walmart or Arkansas till I saw the buttcrack.

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag. (show it anyway)

I think you underestimate the waffle consumption levels of the average citizen of Arkansas.

>> ^spoco2:

Not only are these people devolving purely to save a few dollars, they are doing so for one of the umpteen million STUPID single purpose kitchen accessories that seem to exist.
Seriously, do people need a waffle maker, a doughnut maker, a popcorn maker, a mini pie maker, a crepe maker, a giant doughnut maker, a cupcake maker... etc. etc. etc.
Absolute waste of space, waste of money, waste of resources. If you have a good set of basic kitchen utensils/pans/pots/trays etc. then you can make everything... and those things will be used repeatedly for lots of different things.
You won't end up with half a dozen never used appliances because you thought 'yeah, sure, I like waffles, I'll use that all the time'.
Dick people, dick companies for making them, dick shops for selling them at such stupidly low prices that people feel they just 'have' to buy them... all increasing waste on this planet. Yeay fuckin' yeay

@chilaxe, what @longde said.

Chile baby, where do you live? Both longde and I make specific reference to the South. I wonder if that isn't part of different life experiences, and how that shapes your world view? Have you experienced the subtle and overt racism endemic to the American South? It is truly astounding.

As I walked to work this afternoon, I thought long and hard about why this might upset you, me nonchalantly wondering if this woman is racist (and it's not just you, by the way, I got a PM from someone who was upset also.)

I remembered another story, that might help you understand why I was so quick to think she MIGHT MIGHT MIGHT be a nice, polite, run of the mill Southern American racist....

Another uncle. Another racist uncle. Hated blacks. Used the n word. He and I got into a conversation about it once (not a topic we spent a lot of time on.)

To support his position, he told me that his grandsons never used the n word. But one day, as they walked home from school when they were 8-9 years old, they were jumped by a bunch of black kids and beat up. And now they used the n word and hated all blacks. My uncle told me this proudly, as proof that the world had shown his grandsons the truth. (My uncle grew up in rural Arkansas, his grandsons in California.)

I just looked at him slack jawed. So there were a couple of asshole black kids and now all blacks are n******?!!?

What longde said, chile. A black person does something wrong and something weird is triggered, an anger and a need to extrapolate to all black people and conflate all wrongs done by black people.

I'm not saying that this woman did that. I'm saying she over-reacted in a weird way and I have a possible explanation for it.

Rank↓ State↓ 2009↓ 2008↓ 2007↓ 2004-2006↓
1 Maryland $79,272 $78,454 $78,725 $77,985
2 New Jersey $68,342 $70,378 $67,035 $64,169
3 Connecticut $67,034 $68,595 $65,967 $59,972
4 Alaska $66,953 $68,460 $64,333 $57,639
5 Hawaii $64,098 $67,214 $63,746 $60,681
6 Massachusetts $64,081 $65,401 $62,365 $56,236
7 New Hampshire $60,567 $63,731 $62,369 $60,489
8 Virginia $59,330 $61,233 $59,562 $55,108
District of Columbia $59,290 $57,936 $54,317 $47,221 (2005)[3]PDF
9 California $58,931 $61,021 $59,948 $53,770
10 Delaware $56,860 $57,989 $54,610 $52,214
11 Washington $56,548 $58,078 $55,591 $53,439
12 Minnesota $55,616 $57,288 $55,082 $57,363
13 Colorado $55,430 $56,993 $55,212 $54,039
14 Utah $55,117 $56,633 $55,109 $55,179
15 New York $54,659 $56,033 $53,514 $48,201
16 Rhode Island $54,119 $55,701 $53,568 $52,003
17 Illinois $53,966 $56,235 $54,124 $49,280
18 Nevada $53,341 $56,361 $55,062 $50,819
19 Wyoming $52,664 $53,207 $51,731 $47,227
20 Vermont $51,618 $52,104 $49,907 $51,622
United States $50,221 $52,029 $50,740 $46,242 (2005) [4]PDF
21 Wisconsin $49,993 $52,094 $50,578 $48,874
22 Pennsylvania $49,520 $50,713 $48,576 $47,791
23 Arizona $48,745 $50,958 $49,889 $46,729
24 Oregon $48,457 $50,169 $48,730 $45,485
25 Texas $48,259 $50,043 $47,548 $43,425
26 Iowa $48,044 $48,980 $47,292 $47,489
27 North Dakota $47,827 $45,685 $43,753 $43,753
28 Kansas $47,817 $50,177 $47,451 $44,264
29 Georgia $47,590 $50,861 $49,136 $46,841
30 Nebraska $47,357 $49,693 $47,085 $48,126
31 Maine $45,734 $46,581 $45,888 $45,040
32 Indiana $45,424 $47,966 $47,448 $44,806
33 Ohio $45,395 $47,988 $46,597 $45,837
34 Michigan $45,255 $48,591 $47,950 $47,064
35 Missouri $45,229 $46,867 $45,114 $44,651
36 South Dakota $45,043 $46,032 $43,424 $44,624
37 Idaho $44,926 $47,576 $46,253 $46,395
38 Florida $44,736 $47,778 $47,804 $44,448
39 North Carolina $43,674 $46,549 $44,670 $42,061
40 New Mexico $43,028 $43,508 $41,452 $40,827
41 Louisiana $42,492 $43,733 $40,926 $37,943
42 South Carolina $42,442 $44,625 $43,329 $40,822
43 Montana $42,322 $43,654 $43,531 $38,629
44 Tennessee $41,725 $43,614 $42,367 $40,676
45 Oklahoma $41,664 $42,822 $41,567 $40,001
46 Alabama $40,489 $42,666 $40,554 $38,473
47 Kentucky $40,072 $41,538 $40,267 $38,466
48 Arkansas $37,823 $38,815 $38,134 $37,420
49 West Virginia $37,435 $37,989 $37,060 $37,227
50 Mississippi $36,646 $37,790 $36,338 $35,261
Puerto Rico $17,500 $17,000

I wish I knew how to *quality a comment. I watched that last night.

In reply to this comment by probie:
Here are my predictions:

1. Trash from consumer products begins to reach epic proportions.
2. Hospitals will begin using a simpler triage system to handle the influx of patients.
3. Starbucks coffee shops will begin a pilot program by offering other services than just coffee and wi-fi.
4. Language will continue to change by incorporating even more slang and "valley speak".
5. Some corporations, in an effort to re-image themselves, will begin changing their brand names. Overwhelming success is first witnessed when fast food chain Fuddruckers changes its name to Futtbuckers.
6. A small upstart bottling company in Arkansas debuts a new sport drink on the market: Brawndo

Here are my predictions:

1. Trash from consumer products begins to reach epic proportions.
2. Hospitals will begin using a simpler triage system to handle the influx of patients.
3. Starbucks coffee shops will begin a pilot program by offering other services than just coffee and wi-fi.
4. Language will continue to change by incorporating even more slang and "valley speak".
5. Some corporations, in an effort to re-image themselves, will begin changing their brand names. Overwhelming success is first witnessed when fast food chain Fuddruckers changes its name to Futtbuckers.
6. A small upstart bottling company in Arkansas debuts a new sport drink on the market: Brawndo

Miss Arkansas, you're the best!

Apparently this lady never saw the Google map showing how animals are mass dying all over the world, not just in the US and not just in Arkansas.

First things first, anal leakages of VideoShit. My name is thinker247, which means that I don't take time off from thinking, even when I'm sleeping. And in my sleep I could roast all of you like the testicle-kabobs that you are.

I told you motherfuckers to keep Blankfist away from the children, and now he's balls-deep in the kids and religion channels. Soon he'll be strutting around, preaching the virtues of anal deflowering as a method of salvation. Just like Oprah.

BeggedmetoPeeonher tells a yawn-inducing story worthy of some podunk Arkansas town's ratty news dish, and we're all supposed to fawn over it like Perez Hilton falling into punji stakes made of cocks.

The "Jester" pops his head in to make some serious announcement that he's made a million times, without even saying a word in jest. Hey Jester, you're as funny as rottenseed is relevant.

Speaking of rotten.cum, his appearance was as necessary as ovarian cancer and not nearly as comical. He couldn't buy a joke if he was Carlos Mencia. But enough of Flavor Flav's oreo baby...

It's time to fuck MrFisk. And unlike your dad, I'm not going to use a condom and I don't care if you tell your mom.

Where to begin with someone whose career hasn't begun? Seriously, of all your articles that I never read, they were terrible. And why pick the Nebraska paper? It's not like any of you can read more than the E at the top of the eye test. And that's only because you all guess.

Some of the fellow sifters mocked your employment at a porn shop, but it doesn't bother me that you were a blow-up sex doll. I just don't understand how you could stand having random semen forced into you every day. You had more douchebags grabbing your vinyl than a hipster music store.

I would write more, but I'm kind of bored...like anyone in Nebraska at any given time of the year.

Also, everyone at this roast has disappointed me. Except for thinker247. What a comedy stud. All of you should take a lesson from him. Seriously, give me money, assholes. I'm the king and I get this kind of worthless response? MrFisk, I'm sorry you had to be here for this. Mainly because there's a cow with a broken heart and an intact rectum, somewhere in Omaha.

Fuck you all.

There was 2 ton of fish that died off the coast of Brazil. 500 or so red-wing black birds died in europe. And some military officials wound up in a landfill. These officials ran a biological weapons program in....in....anyone....little rock arkansas.
Here's a link to the chemical weapons coincedence.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoQvdkIq2mI

One might say they already had died on the inside when they entered Arkansas.

>> ^deathcow:

I suspect it's the apocalypse, but due to unforeseen budgetary issues it will be confined to Arkansas.


You sir, just made my day.