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A very belated thank you. It was up later in the day and I eventually ended up getting it gifted to me anyways! I was just worried they were doing some sort of exclusivity shenanigans.

In reply to this comment by BicycleRepairMan:
>> ^NicoleBee:

Not available for preorder on steam itself? oh whatever.


Oh, yes it is, here you go:
http://store.steampowered.com/app/620/?snr=1_4_4__13

I think the overarching problem is that they probably set an early goal of going for an E10 ESRB rating. That meant a kid-friendly plot, kid-friendly comedy, kid-friendly settings, and even kid-friendly antagonists (who are both sympathetic, and the main one apologizes at the end).

In the first game there was always a sense of foreboding lonliness, and a really creepy sense that whoever built Aperture Science really didn't give a shit about killing their test subjects.

In Portal 2, you've got a joke-cracking sidekick with you every step of the way, and the disregard for human life doesn't seem menacing and ominous, just ridiculous.

I loved playing Portal 2, and I enjoyed it with the new pure-comedy tone, but I did kinda miss that creepy ominous vibe from the first game.

Oh Gabe Johnson... your company makes portal guns, sentry turrets, intelligent bots, and boots that keep a person alive in a great fall. I would sink my money into Aperture Science any day!





*Sponsor message paid for and approved by The Committee for Aperture Sciencification

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Thank goodness Aperture Science uses robots for all their testing.

Good enough for science. Not Aperture Science!

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>> ^ant:
No Companion Cube?


I know! What's up with that? That'd be the FIRST thing to try...

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This guy, all class.
>> ^BicycleRepairMan:

>> ^NicoleBee:
Not available for preorder on steam itself? oh whatever.

Oh, yes it is, here you go:
http://store.steampowered.com/app/620/?snr=1_4_4__13

>> ^NicoleBee:

Not available for preorder on steam itself? oh whatever.


Oh, yes it is, here you go:
http://store.steampowered.com/app/620/?snr=1_4_4__13