>> ^antimatter:
I want to penis her brain, and then her


I like how brain upvoted your comment.

Wait a sec ... "So far mankind has managed to create 20 nanograms of antimatter" .. but if antimatter isnt matter, how do you weigh it?

>> ^antimatter:
"illegal alien invaders" who were here before you came over and invaded their land. In a sense they are more american then you are. (oooooh questioning you patriotism!)
"but he's kenyan!" Nice try. No one fucking cares, McCain lost. Time to move on.


It's true, most of the southwest US was stolen from Mexico in Mark Twain's lifetime, after Texas was taken over by "illegal alien invaders" from the USA.

antimatter, your momma should wash your mouth out with soap.

FWIW, I agree with your original post's sentiment, if not necessarily how far you went with it.

Personally, I think Meghan sounds remarkably well adjusted for growing up as John McCain's daughter.

thepinky is the antimatter to UsesProzac's matter.

>> ^brycewi19:
We need to hurry the hell up and harness antimatter to propel us at beyond light speeds so we can go visit these places!!!
Get on it, scientists!


[Morbo] Antimatter does not work that way!

We need to hurry the hell up and harness antimatter to propel us at beyond light speeds so we can go visit these places!!!

Get on it, scientists!

Yes, he was especially right about Russian doomsday devices. He was also spot-on how ALL of US infantry would be killed there, as well as how Condi would be gang-raped by all the elite Iraqi soldiers who can cross the desert in an hour. His analysis of the US dollar (we're talking 2002 here) was flawless, especially considering how just a couple of years earlier most private savings in Russia as well as prices for virtually all consumer goods and even majority of private salaries were quoted in USD $.

Only truth out of this guy's mouth, indeed.

>> ^antimatter:
There are no jokes, only truth. HST

He was wrong about the iraqi army, but pretty much right about everything else.

The enjoyable suspension of disbelief is thoroughly ruined by mixing television shows. This is like where George Kostanzas "friends" world meets with his "fiance" world. They are incompatible like matter and antimatter and nothing good comes of it.

Instead of the depicted scenario, I would prefer if Magnum PI and his friend Rick were flying around the Hawaiian islands in the helicopter, and discovered a shipwreck along the coast which turned out to be Giligan and the Skipper and the rest of the gang.

Antimatter...Salvia is to McKenna, as Shoes are to elephants-

The hype, the jag, and the 20-something pundits of the experience, are not worth the excursion-Thanks to most folks being dumb-asses, and their descriptions of the trip, here's one I'm not the lease bit curious about-

"Hey Salvia fans!!??? Try these other great, dime-store schoolyard menaces....Dried Banana Peels,(smoked), Morning Glory seeds from Burpee seed packs stolen from the Wal-Mart, oh I know....3 heaping tablespoons of Nutmeg washed down with rubbing alcohol!!! fucking salvia....

>> ^antimatter:
the book this was based off is called The Short-timers and its great. Plus it has a whole other ending. and its short. strongly recommended for anyone who liked this movie. it's got some really gritty shit about jungle warfare and the mindfuck that place was. how soldiers would have to walk in a line with their hands out in front on their buddy's shoulder at night in the jungle because it was so dark. or all the booby traps they set up. or how stepping on a loud twig/stick could be your death. or soldiers copying animal sounds to communicate at night. endless shit of cool stuff like that


You can read Short-Timers at Hasford's website right here
http://www.gustavhasford.com/short.htm

Just to set the record straight. THE SNIPER WAS NOT THE HOOKER. Just watched the movie a few minutes ago, watched the credits too. Leanne Hong played the motorcycle hooker "Too beaucoups!", Papillon Soo played the Da Nang hooker "Me so horny!", and Ngoc Le was the sniper.

FNG ryjkyj forced me to watch one of the best movies ever all over again. Bastard.

In reply to this comment by antimatter:
the book this was based off is called The Short-timers and its great. Plus it has a whole other ending. and its short. strongly recommended for anyone who liked this movie. it's got some really gritty shit about jungle warfare and the mindfuck that place was. how soldiers would have to walk in a line with their hands out in front on their buddy's shoulder at night in the jungle because it was so dark. or all the booby traps they set up. or how stepping on a loud twig/stick could be your death. or soldiers copying animal sounds to communicate at night. endless shit of cool stuff like that

>> ^Ryjkyj:
It took me years to figure out that she was the prostitute.

She was?! Which prostitute, the "me so horny/evy-ting you want" or "too bu cu"?

FYI, she was just repeatedly saying "Troi oi" which is roughly translated and understood to mean "Oh my god" in English.

@antimatter: Sounds like a good read.

Hey antimatter: you know what scares the shit out of me. More people get their news from Pundits on both sides of the political spectrum, than anywhere else. It's a sad day when we rely on news from comedians.

Rotty, antimatter, and Slyrr... the Troll Trifecta. QM, you really have your work cut out for you. If you don't start pumping out hateful, spiteful dogma in much greater quantity than you usually do, it looks like you may lose your position as our honorary Numbnut.