Okay, Sift Chemists! What the heck is this, and why did it go all Kraken???? Was it reacting with the aluminum foil once all the orange stuff was gone?

Stand outside this address hurling feces at the windows-
9800 Savage Rd Fort Meade, MD 20755
(301) 688-6524

or, tie-up that switchboard asking Kenneth for the frequency....Prank call coordinated pizza delivery from every pizza haus within range...

Start building Faraday cages over all the houses on your block-

Flash-Mail thousands of envelopes to them stuffed with confectioner's sugar, baking soda, etc.

mail parcels filled with marzipan wrapped in aluminum foil with candy wires sticking-out...whole things edible-Big fun when they send the black SUV's to your front door and cordon off the block with swat-

Plant drugs in all the brass' cars them call the cops and the press at the same time...


*in Mr Roger's voice} "There's a lot you can do to make sure people are happy. What are some things you can think of to make those men in that concrete building happy?"

Above-ground, high-power transmission of energy with arcane technology, not unlike the switch from DC to AC that angered Edison and caused JP Morgan to ambush Westinghouse and cinch-up power for the indefinite future.
Timber and mining concerns wield massive influence in our retarded governments' around the world-Influential assholes whose empires stand to gain from the perpetuity of such back-ass-ward means of providing energy to paying customers work tirelessly to maintain their monopolies.

Anyone who naively believes that the technology does not exist NOW to eliminate the world's network of above-ground aluminum and steel might want to re-visit their knowledge extant of history, and that of the cunts who feed us shit and keep us in the dark.

Now I rock the houseparty at the drop of a hat
And I can beat a biter down with aluminum bat
A lot of people they be jonesin cause they hear me rock the mic
They be starin at their radios
Stayin up all night
So, like pimp, I'm pimpin
Got a boat to eat shimp in
Ain't nothin wrong with my leg I'm just B-Boy limpin
I got arrested at the Mardi Gras for jumpin on the float
My man, MCA's got a beard like a billy goat
Ooha Oooha! It's a disco call!
MCA, uh huh! Get a rope, ya'll

The routines that I bust
And the rhymes that I write
And I'll be bustin routines and rhymes all night
Like eatin burgers and chicken and you'll be pickin your nose
And I'm on time, homie, that's how it goes
You heard my style, I think you missed the point...

It's the JOINT

It's like Apple products, beautiful but way too expensive. 525 USD for the Aluminum one and it is just a filter coffee machine.

Aww. Wheres the fun in that, wheres the opportunity to get aluminum shavings in your skin and eyes?

Found this Choggie: The rocket was fueled by Aluminum Perchlorate, which is also used in fueling the Space Shuttle Solid Rocket Boosters.

Al was called aluminum by the English chemist who discovered it, Humphry Davy, in his 1812 book which publicized the metal. It was some anonymous jackass writing a review of Davy's book who decided to change it to aluminium (see 4th paragraph) because he didn't like the sound of Davy's choice.

Nothing to do with Americans... the Brits fucked this one up all on their own and have been living the lie ever since.

Would think it'd sound more like 'skwiro' in Clapham; though there is a high chance your friends in Clapham were Polish

I fully defend the i in i-um in aluminium though. You wouldn't call helium helum or uranium uranum.

I'm guessing it only got bent into 'aluminum' because it became a popular and cheap element to manufacture with, so it entered the pop lexicon of America and got softened up.

Yeah, this video can suck a dick.

"Never drink coke, it's unhealthy."
Oh, and:
Never eat any other sugary foods...or high fat foods
Never drink alcohol
Never go outside without sunblock
Never watch tv or play video games
Never stay up too late
Never drink from plastic containers, or aluminum
Never drive when you can bicycle
Never bicycle when you can walk
Never live where airborne polutants are too concentrated
ONLY do things that promote a healthy body and lifestyle.

The message should be about healthy balance, not demonizing certain choices.

They need a canoe made of Transparent Aluminum!

"Attention, gun-ban-nuts: Open Skull, insert brain.

Louisville slugger sells a large number of aluminum bats every year to the UK-

Yeah, I kinna wanted to hear the sssssssst.....aluminum iodide coating inside that glass looks like some kind of metal plating afterward, eh?

Damn it, Jesse! You always throw in the aluminum after titration, not before. I thought you said you knew how to cook.

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