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Seeing some blatant ignorance here. ALF is a decentralized organization. If it wasn't, they'd be arrested for all the property crime they commit. I could go out right now and commit something in the name of ALF and as long as my action respected ALF's mission goals, my action would be accepted as ALF's. Here is ALF's motto on wikipedia: "Any act that furthers the cause of animal liberation, where all reasonable precautions are taken not to harm human or non-human life, may be claimed as an ALF action."


Soooo... no. No to almost every comment on here.

I'm truly curious. 99% of us will agree this ALF group acts unacceptably. Is the only place calling them out really http://www.targetofopportunity.com: a website as full of far-right hyperbole as it is devoid of external links or sources?

If not, then it would be much more informative to reference a source that inspires some confidence.

If so, then what does it say about our society that the only people calling out the left wing fringe is the right wing fringe?

@dgandhi I know a few years ago nearby me in Santa Cruz, CA, A/ELF lit the house of a UCSC professor on fire while he, his wife, and their children were sleeping. I think it was regarded by the police as attempted murder, which seems reasonable.

ALF's spokesman's response was that children of professors are fair game to be murdered: "If their father is willing to continue risking his livelihood in order to continue chopping up animals in a laboratory than his children are old enough to recognize the consequences." http://www.targetofopportunity.com/alf.htm

>> ^9547bis:

>> ^dgandhi:
What is this in response to? I know that A/ELF folks burn shit down, but I have not heard the news of actual assaults.

After a journalist reported on them, the ALF kidnapped him and branded him with hot iron. He as "ALF" marked across his back now.
Edit: his name is Graham Hall. Picture here.


That's horrible. These people are fucked up, plain and simple.

>> ^dgandhi:

What is this in response to? I know that A/ELF folks burn shit down, but I have not heard the news of actual assaults.


After a journalist reported on them, the ALF kidnapped him and branded him with hot iron. He as "ALF" marked across his back now.

Edit: his name is Graham Hall. Picture here.

I had a dream about this movie once...

Oceanic Flight 815, en route to Earth 2, crash lands on a desert planet infested with giant sand worms and zombies. In an attempt to get home, the survivors encounter Jeffrey Sinclair on board a space station caught in a time rift, who reveals that he has been chasing Q who is commanding an army of half-Scarran, half-Sylons with Goa'uld symbiotes to conquer a magical island in Neverland. And the only one who can save the universe is Jim Raynor, captain of a stolen Firefly, and his life partner, a half Wookie, half Time Lord who has sworn a life debt to the captain. They have a depressed robot sex slave who isn't attracted to them and each of them owns a power ring, bestowed to them by the Guardians of the Universe (who are all dwarves, except for one of them who is Tom Waits).

You don't even want to know who the crew of the Firefly is. It will blow your fucking mind. Ok, I'll tell you: Napoleon, Socrates, Sigmund Fruuud, Billy the Kid, Genghis Kahn, and Ludwig Van; then for some reason Whoopie Goldberg is there with William Shatner, Patrick Stewart, and Malcolm McDowell, who can't stop pining over Beethoven. At the end of the movie, the crew is clean cut, the robots are all shiny, and the ghosts of Bill Hicks, Rufus, Obi-wan, Pizza the Hut, Dr. Frankenfurter, and Alf are all sitting around waiting for you to wake up -- but, when you wake up -- you're Homer Simpson! OMG don't tell ANYONE about the twist ending or the sequel where he meets Hank Hill who gets abducted by aliens and meets spooky Fox Mulder and that sexy redhead Leeloo.

My mind is exploding! There may be another me who isn't as awesome as the real me and enjoyed the movie The Notebook... Pshhhhhh -- Frell the frack off. Every alternate reality of me smokes pot and makes or plays video games. Stop trying to change me, universe!

if she doesn't have kids, she'd be an ALF

>> ^quantumushroom:

AstroMILF.

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It doesn't know my screen name but real name has some interesting results.

helgi is fatally wounded in the fight with alf             
helgi is beautiful and built very handsomely              Well thank you.
helgi is absolutely right                                          Of course I am.
helgi is certainly a strong woman                      What? Helgi is a man's name.

>> ^StukaFox:

Did he say "nigger nigger nigger"?!?!?


In before Michael Richards

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag. (show it anyway)

I think how Alf stays in character with his expressions and movements even when he flubs. Also, you get the feeling that the rest of the cast didn't like Alf much.

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I find Alf highly creepy ever since this video:

http://videosift.com/video/Creepy-ALF-Here-Comes-Mister-Meatloaf