Welcome aboard.

Got your first vid. Awesome. Welcome aboard.

About time such scanners are introduced. Terrorists trying to board the planes with explosives and ceramic blades, everywhere you look. Just yesterday, a group of 27 terrorists tried to hijack a Cessna by overpowering the pilots with their genital piercings. With this new technology, they wouldn't have gotten onto the airplane.

But how long until they finally invent a method to remove all bodily fluids and gases? It's completely unacceptable that you can still get aboard with a bowel filled with sarin gas.

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>> ^inflatablevagina:
great first post buck!!


Ditto. Welcome aboard.

welcome aboard. there will be no snacks but we have movies!

Always glad to have another strong helper, welcome aboard!

In reply to this comment by EndAll:
Hey Krupo, I was wondering if I could be included among the members of your 'PQUEUED With 9 Votes' playlist. I browse the site a lot, looking at the older videos - I see a lot of old 9's that would have a nice home in your playlist. So if you need another solid contributor I'd be pleased to help out.

They should make a "Khaan!" ringtone. They probably already have. On a similar note, I used to have the opening to Ozzy's 'Crazy Train' as a ring tone for a while. You know: "ALL ABOARD! HA HA HA HA!" That always got priceless glares when I scared the shit out of strangers who happened to be standing near me when it sounded off.

In reply to this comment by swampgirl:
LOL.. my son didn't get it at all.

You know this reminds me of the best valentine card I ever received. You remember when those cards that recorded your voice were popular? A guy sent me one where he recorded this scene.

"Finally a card that says how I really feel about you" ::open card::
"KAHN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I kept that card for years until it died out.

Thanks KP, very funny

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Thinking of you:

http://www.boingboing.net/2009/06/01/khaan-the-greatest-s.html

i just downvoted my first qm comment.
(i think, i maybe proven wrong, but i dont REMEMBER voting another one down)
taking care of eachother as a national ideal is not the samething as "celebrating" being downtrodden. i suppose you celebrate the kind of greed which creates this human refuse. with compassion, we all grow stronger.
im confused as to your idea of morality.


imstellar, then youve probably never been a victim of gross abuse or mental illness.

the homeless i have known and loved were either teenage runaways- victims of abuse and addiction. or the severely mentally ill. in one way they choose it i suppose.

i know very well what the point when you give up, reject the abuse and violence youve been subjected to and run. that cave looks better than another beating with the nearest kitchen appliance.

i never liked these kinds of underground squats either. i prefered camping on rooftops or the shanty towns that spring up around rail yards and creeks hidden in the city.

i also know very well the point when you give up on someone you love, who means the world to you, and sit by in your house with your paycheck while they give up and run out of options and choose this kind of squalor.

last thing i heard about the father of my children, he was brutality beaten at the public shelter and spent a few weeks in ICU at the county hospital.
the same problem exists with transportation. its illegal to quietly hop aboard an empty freight car and in many states you can be shot for having the gall to do so. but the alternative is to hitchhike (also illegal, but they cant shoot you) and hope the trucker who picks you up doesnt hold a knife to your throat while hes cumming on your leg. or take your chances with getting felt up when you pass out on the greyhound.

many teen runaway friends ended up joining cults. which look like concentration camps really, they clean you up, shave your head, put you to work and preach to you the word of jesus......... and of course they wouldnt dream of helping you attempt to locate some family or some assistance so you can get an education.


also, hiv positive men and women can not safely attempt to spend the night at the shelter, they will be beaten up. (which makes no sense)

>> ^rasch187:
Nothing personal, zonbie, but this channel is completely unnecessary.



If Lucky and dag approved this is because it is necessary No more to say.

That's because it's zonbie...
>> ^LadyDeath:
This was a great idea honey Congrats on your new channel I love the idea... ps the last photo for some reason scares me _


I think this is an awesome channel, and I know I'm gonna waste many, many hours laughing at it.

I would say the best definition of the channel, would be "trying and failing, often hilariously" whereas eia has the dual meaning of just plain "I can now no longer reproduce for X reason" or "people acting SO stupid, that they have an adverse effect on the human species".

Welcome aboard, the bar is to your right.

Rear Admiral of the Fleet Sir George Cockburn. I had dinner with Francis Scott Key aboard the HMS Tonnant in Baltimore Harbor the night before he appropriated a proper British drinking song to write his little ditty. Sir.

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http://www.history.uk.com/images/articles/Cockburn.jpg

Or so Wikipedia tells me anyway. Thanks, Mr Fisk!

In reply to this comment by MrFisk:
I dig the avatar.

I will *beg for attention for this tragedy. Although this plane was filled with Indian passengers. Many people don't realize how many of them were Canadian. 270 of the 330 that died aboard this flight were Canadian.

Investigation and prosecution took almost 20 years and was the most expensive trial in Canadian history, costing nearly CAD $130 million. A special Commission found the accused perpetrators not guilty and they were released. The only person convicted of involvement in the bombing was Inderjit Singh Reyat, who pleaded guilty in 2003 to manslaughter in constructing the bomb used on Flight 182 and received a five-year sentence. He was refused parole in July 2007.

In September 2007, the Commission investigated reports, initially disclosed in the Indian investigative news magazine Tehelka that an hitherto unnamed person, Lakhbir Singh Brar Rode, had masterminded the explosions. This report appears to be inconsistent with other evidence known to the Royal Canadian Mounted Police (RCMP).[3]

Canada's Sikh community has put a great deal of pressure on successive Canadian governments to prevent a public enquiry from taking place. However, the Conservative Harper government, under less pressure from the Sikh community than the Liberal Party of Canada, launched a Commission of Enquiry in 2006. - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Air_India_Flight_182

A very detailed report on this flight is recorded here: http://www.airdisaster.com/special/special-ai182.shtml

all i want to be is a shovely bubbly gobbly gook
a seagull stole him from his slow mama's hands aboard the boat the sweet louisa
and dropped him in the meadow-lands where wild hyenas taught him how to hunt old elephants
so he spent his formative years eating out badunkadunk
fee fi fo fum i smell the blood of an englishman
fee fi fo fum i smell the blood of an englishman
fee fi fo fum i smell the blood of an englishman
fee fi fo fum i smell the blood of an englishman
he travelled across the sea in the belly of a japanese businessman on a pleasure ship to france
and he don't know why she loves him
and he don't know why the sun sets but fee fi fo fum i smell the blood of an englishman
fee fi fo fum i smell the blood of an englishman
fee fi fo fum i smell the blood of an englishman
fee fi fo fum i smell the blood of an englishman
bang pow pow pow ahhhhhh
and her father hated him with the passion of a dying chinaman
he said get him out of here or i'm gonna bite of his face
no daddy daddy don't daddy daddy
get the fuck out of my house
no daddy daddy don't daddy daddy
this is my house my house
fee fi fo fum i smell the blood of an englishman
fee fi fo fum i smell the blood of an englishman
fee fi fo fum i smell the blood of an englishman
fee fi fo fum i smell the blood of an englishman