Tie a $100 dollar bill to your zipper.

Two's fine. One to replace you and one to replace your husband. Any more and it's downright selfish and irresponsible.

Also, if they installed a zipper on the first c-section, the second one wouldn't be such a big deal...in fact there would be no need for an ultrasound. The doctor can just unzip you and check in on the little bugger.

I looked up the squirrel nut zipper video that's done like one of these and saw you posted it as well way back..

http://www.videosift.com/video/Squirrel-Nut-Zippers-Ghost-of-Stephen-Foster-1

>> ^Hybrid:
Is that Seth Green with a beard at 3:34?


LOL!!! it does look like him, but this dude is like 10 years older.

Hey, for a little bit better pick up lines check out: http://www.funny-pick-up-lines.com

Here are a few funny ones:
Kiss me if I am wrong, but isn't your name (take a guess) ...Janice????
Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.
I'm like chocolate pudding; I look like crap but I’m as sweet as can be.
Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.
Do you have a Band-aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
Giant polar bear (What?) It's an icebreaker. Hi, my name is....
You’re so hot, that when I look at you I get a tan…

Great trick.  I'm pretty sure it would work with any zipper at all.

I have to admit, I was initially unsettled by 9's zipper at the beginning there. I have to assume that was intentional on the director's part.

This has made my day.

Also, I would like one of those chairs,

And, indeed, under many situations (especially those not involving zippers), commando is indeed the most comfortable, but my shock at seeing it in a commercial is unmeasured.

Who the hell directed this sh*t?

It's the worst way to cause havoc in the streets. Dancing, yelling and breaking sh*t. You can tell he gets off on it, grabbing his crotch- wtf is up with the fly zippering up?

Damn this guy is weeeeird...

And breaking the windows on those cars and those shops?
Bad enough they were graffitied in the first place. Worse still to have Michael Jackson come along in the middle of the night yelling and breaking them and grabbin' his crotch and sh*t.

Red, Leather, "Zipper" Tie!
No wonder we never heard from that guy again, that was anoying, notice how Johnny never asked him to come and sit down

so pretty much our DNA is made by a molecular zipper-like stenographer..

This horse is blind, and can also be seen here: http://www.videosift.com/video/Blind-foal-Cash-and-the-Mystery-of-the-Zipper

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2. Marvin, as in Marvin Harrison the Colts receiver
3. I thought about getting one when I booked my next job and knew where I was going to be for 5 months (others called in rooting myself in LA) anyways I found young on craigslist and I went to see him. The gentleman, who was not English as a first language type, brought out a soaking wet shivering cat. He assured me it was an indoor cat. Then brokenly explained that he had just finished taking the cat for a walk in the park and then gave him a bath. He looked at me for a moment. "He indoor cat" I was assured. At this point I figured I had to take the kitty if only to get him away from this guy.
4. Slightly over a year
5. A tabby so orange with white spots and a surprisingly fluffy tail considering the rest of the body.
6. He likes to head butt. Like to wake you up in the morning. Also I had a girl over once and the cat unbuttoned her pants and pulled down the zipper. He's a good cat.
7. I like dogs and cats, but I work entertainment hours in the city so a cat seemed more sensible.
8. TBD

Try Squirrel Nut Zipper.

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I recall that she was wearing running shoes - only dorks wore moon boots. She had a black, faded Iron Maiden shirt on under the ski coat - and she kept her Alyeska lift pass on the zipper - like all the cool kids do. I can still smell her strawberry lip gloss.

Why not install a zipper, it'll save time later