The FAA is up there with the TSA, DHS and the NSA as far as TLAs you should NEVER piss-off.

I got pulled over by DHS while I was driving through North Cascades National Park a few years ago. They weren't even marked trucks. One pulled ahead of me, the second one was right on my rear bumper and the "PULL OVER NOW!" was like the voice of God.

I was going camping and they made me pull every fucking thing out of my Subie. Then they went through it all. They confiscated my two pre-rolls and my pipe ("you're on Federal land"), then they called "backup". I sat on the side of the road at Newhalem for about two hours while they dug through all my stuff like a half-dozen times and kept asking me the same stupid-ass questions ("why are you here", "do you know anyone in this area?", "have you ever been arrested for a crime in the US or abroad?") over and over. People where driving by and looking at me and my wife like we were the whitest ISIS fighters ever.

They gave me the ol' "You're free to go" and drove off.

Fuckers took my dope!!

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Armed white people take over government property and get a pass. Unarmed indigenous folks protecting their own land get rubber bullets to the face.

That's pretty much the whitest of privileges I've ever seen.

Sweet monkey jesus, that is the whitest thing I have ever seen.

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Lyrics:

Playhouse pals
Dial now
Playhouse pals
We're waiting

Playhouse pals
With barks and meows
Playhouse pals
We're waiting

first heard about you
we thought that maybe your were blankfist
Now we know better, but you've got the right to feel kind of pissed

But you're our ...

Playhouse pals
Dial now
playhouse pals we're waiting

Playhouse pals
The whitest clouds
pretty flowers and
baking

Playhouse pals
Dial now
Playhouse pals
@ant's waiting ...

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As a white Irish male, and therefore a person who is genetically predisposed to have to no rhythm whatsoever, I feel qualified to say that was the whitest rapping I have ever seen.

You really did it with this one deathcow, some of the most irritating hipster shit ever heard, complete with squeaky, no-talent frontfluff and hipster-don with an $8000 baritone sax he barely has the lungs for.....WITH a fucking reggae beat??!

How did you find this, whitest of the whitest white music evah!!??

*edit:... recently signed by Columbia, indie siblings, musical family, blah blah blah..it's the end of the goddamn world.

My take:

Weak music and lyrics, poor directing and editing, and five minutes of credits (?!) all depicting the whitest (and not racist) subculture in the land today.