Video Toaster - computer magic anno 1990 has been added as a related post - related requested by braschlosan on that post.

First thought: Ghostbusters II toaster dance.

Second thought: That's a lot of trouble to create science lab sound effect ambience.

Third thought: What the what?!

This guy is accidentally going to create the catastrophe that starts the zombie plague or worse. Molten nickel ball will be to blame.

no shit toaster

harrumph toaster! *health

the "omg, fire coming from my toaster" acting deserves an academy award

Nice "Brave Little Toaster" reference at the end.

I just tried the toaster thing and it burned the shit out of the bottom halves of the bread.

WARNING unless you like cheese toast[-er].
Melted Toaster

I bought a small air compressor for exactly this purpose, but now prefer using a leaf blower. Much faster. I have seen some bad ones, full of dust, pet hair, nasty smoke residue, and spiders. Many people see their computers as an appliance, like a toaster. They want it to turn on and just work, ignorant of what is needed at a minimum to keep it running well. But even a toaster needs the crumb tray emptied once in a while. Unfortunately, it's only when a fan dies or a heatsink gets completely clogged that they notice it "acting funny", "locking up", "making funny noises", or they "think it has a virus". "Oh, and by the way, one of the fans used to make lots of noise, but I figured it must have fixed itself because I don't hear it anymore".

I've got stories.

I think the tag 'stupidity' is really the answer to the question. Americans look at their vehicles as appliances. The vast majority think they're driving around a toaster rather than a 4000lb killing machine.

And yes, I am American.

Commence tha jigglin', y'all!

(Was anyone else reminded of the air conditioner from Brave Little Toaster?)

*eia ? (I swear if you call me unprivileged I'll make you a toaster)

>> ^Quboid:

>> ^Auger8:
People, people, people, this is freaking Santa we're talking about here. If Santa wants a solid gold anvil the size of a volkswagon in a dimensional box the size of toaster then that's what Santa get's.
And are you gonna tell Santa he can't get what he wants? I didn't think so.

Why does it fall where the Reaper is? That's clearly not where its momentum would take it!


Ditto. I'm calling BS. There's no way you can fire a ball that far away from you and have an anvil land where the ball originated. Totally fake.

>> ^Auger8:

People, people, people, this is freaking Santa we're talking about here. If Santa wants a solid gold anvil the size of a volkswagon in a dimensional box the size of toaster then that's what Santa get's.
And are you gonna tell Santa he can't get what he wants? I didn't think so.


Why does it fall where the Reaper is? That's clearly not where its momentum would take it!