>> ^shuac:

The Tim Allen jab, later in the evening, was absolutely hysterical and 100% true.


When was that shown?

The Tim Allen jab, later in the evening, was absolutely hysterical and 100% true.

Tim Allen... lol

Wow, bad as Tim Allen.

"HEAUH?! HEAUUH!?"

It's Tim Allen's grunt, only older and grizzlier.

Looks good, but is it just me, or is that not Tom Hanks voicing Woody? Sounds like Tim Allen as Buzz, though.

I hate to say it, Santa.
But you're acting like a dick
You should give presents to everyone that's good
and not just to your personal clique.

If you bring me a toy to open Christmas morning
I'll let you be my boyfriend all bearded fat and horny.
Oh yeah. Oh Yeah.

What does Jesus have to do with you?
You got as much to do with Jesus as you do with Scooby-Doo.
What do you have to do with Jesus?
You have as much to do with him as you do your mother's penis.
Oh yeah.

So I don't think he's the son of God.
I think he was still a nice boy.
If you ask yourself what would Jesus do
He'd say give the Jew girl toys.
Give the jew girl toys.
Give the jew girl toys.

Don't be a douche.
What would Jesus do?
He'd say give the jew girl toys.

Claus? Claus?
Is that German?
Santa Klaus. SANTA KLAUS!

You made a list and I checked it twice
And there is nobody named Silverman or Moskowitz or Weiss.
You have a list. Well Schindler did too.
Liam Neeson played him.
Tim Allen played you.

Give the jew girl to-o-o-o-oys.
Don't be a douche.
What would Jesus do?
He'd say give the jew girl toys.
Give the jew girl toys.

CAN I GET A TIM ALLEN GRUNT???

I'm Tim Allen and I'm like, three times as old as Ellen Feis.

I feel like, really...

old.

I can't speak for jPop (or kPop), but the SAG bylaws are very clear that the only time an actor can stop a performance is when catering supplies Aquafina when the performer quite clearly screamed "Evian," Domestic chocolates are placed on the performer's pillow instead of imported, and "that second-rate bitch's trailer is bigger than mine." Pausing a show by 30 seconds to remove someone in extreme distress so they could get immediately medical attention is explicitly forbidden. With strict punichment up too and includig being forced to appear a Disney movie starting in a Gilbert Gottfried, K-Fed, and Tim Allen flict.

Sure having someone flop around stage while everyone is ignoring her totally appalls the audience and renders them unable to connect to production of anything else,but hey, the show's gotta go one.