Ohhh, it's a simple formula really lucky-bot, you got so many factors at work here what with your cute appeal in the form o' cute avatars (perhaps a generic cutey snapshot) and yer kitty-cats and puppy-dogs, hedghogs and beaver videos....Allllll those PM's that read like a personalized Hallmark cards.

These two, Wiliamina E. Coyotes' know EXACTLY what they're doin'!

Bet if we search hard enough we'll find all manner of blogs they have gained control of, using other patron's emotions like universal internet credits!!!

SIRENS!!!

Allegiance, Oh great Eris...HAIL CHAOS!!

>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:

A most cubist beaver.
One might even mistake it for a box.




So, how do you feel about your beaver being felt?

A most cubist beaver.

The cutest beaver ever!

Never seen such a fancy beaver.

Damn that's a hot beaver...

Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
Even if in winter things tend to freeze
We've got the world monopoly on trees
And our country's bordered by three different seas

Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
We invented the zipper, we've got expertise
We made insulin to combat disease
Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please

♫ Brits have got the monarchy
The US has the money
But I know that you wanna be Canadian

The French have got the wine and cheese
Koalas chill with the Aussies
But I know that you wanna be Canadian ♫

Et si ce n'était pas assez
On a deux langues officielles:
L'anglais et le français
Ooh la la

Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please
Where else do you find mounted police
Or go to the hospital and not pay fees
Yeah I know that you wanna be Canadian, please

And when freshwater is in high demand
We've got the world's largest supply on hand
So you know that we could make a pretty good friend
But it's even better if you can be...

♫ Brits have got the monarchy
The US has the money
But I know that you wanna be Canadian

The French have got the wine and cheese
Koalas chill with the Aussies
But I know that you wanna be Canadian ♫

So you're thinking to yourself,
"How do I live in this beautiful country?"
Well we've got some steps for you to follow...

STEP 1: Lose the gun
STEP 2: Buy a canoe
STEP 3: Live multiculturally
STEP 4: You're ready, there is no more!

We got beavers, caribou and moose
We got buffalos, bears, and Canadian goose
And we're sorry about Celine Dion
But she did do that good song for James Cameron...

♫ Brits have got the monarchy
The US has the money
But I know that you wanna be Canadian

The French have got the wine and cheese
Koalas chill with the Aussies
But I know that you wanna be Canadian

The Greek chilled out with Socrates
Can't build a wall like the Chinese
But I know that you wanna be Canadian

In Kenya they have safaris
We've missed lots of other countries
But I know that you wanna be Canadian ♫ ♫

Now, now Greogory, troll is convenient label for all manner of folk who use the internet like crack cocaine....

I must concur with the spider not playing a pivotal role in the bio-train. If this project were halted by otters, snakes, owls, mice or beavers I could understand the fuss....Hell, even fleas or mosquito threatened would be cause for major alarm but a rare species of fucking arachnid?? Stomp that squishy, worry about the karma later, and build the fucking bypass!

....unless some arachnologist can find a biochemical compound it produces that cures cancer maybe....or maybe repairs livers "I dunno, JUST DON'T SQUASH IT!!"

Damn, Sam he peeled her all the way down to the fuzz-free beaver there at the end!! Bailas tormentus AMENTE!!

Everybody hop on the unshorn beaver express!!

Damn-What were white folks thinking that disco got so crazy-popular? We should have stopped with the last sexy-looking dance moves before this phenom was ever allowed to happen...Like the swim?? Watusi? hell, the twist is better than most of the disco-era dancing....How bout the go-go dancing those dames in the beach-party movies did?? That one where the entire chick's body is shaking and undulating to the point of convulsion?? Now that was some sexy shit!!

hehe..that beaver took some pounding

It always blows me away when people talk about the 50's and 60's clearly recalling it like it was some old TV show. Whatever you do Bob don't recall the conservatively supported ideas of treating whole races (ALL races other than Caucasian really) as second class citizens... humiliation... violence... isolation... segregation... CONSERVATIVE!... IT WASN'T AN EPISODE OF LEAVE IT TO BEAVER NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU WANT TO REMEMBER IT THAT WAY... And then you call others names... I really don't know why i would expect any better.

These are pretty pansy little numbers; sure they're kind of long, but they're computable. We know digits of this number.

If you want truly large numbers, you want to use the Busy beaver function. These are numbers for which we can say beautiful, absolute things like:

in the context of ordinary mathematics, neither the value nor any upper-bound of Σ(10↑↑10) can be proven


That is a majestic bloody number.

Also, Catherine O'Hara, Ivan Reitman, Eugene Levy, et. al.>> ^siftbot:

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