If you live in the California Bay Area, here's a little secret:

Half-way between Santa Cruz and Half Moon Bay is the little town of Pescadaro. Hidden in the gas station there, across the street from Duarte's Tavern, is a tiny Mexican food place. Like a counter and two tables.

Order the carne asada tacos. They're the best tacos in northern cali.

I just ate Taco Bell... grab her.... errrphhh... grab... burrrrrppp

Oh yeah, there were a few more things in there than just the taco bowl. Watching at a slower speed was helpful.

Did anyone else notice the taco salad at 0:53? Quite a subversive bit of filmmaking there...

My first thought: looks like taco night.
First comment below the video: looks like diarrhea

Internet, what have you done to me...

THIS guys is a phony?... Come on... you couldn't be more genuine.

http://www.cnn.com/2016/05/05/politics/donald-trump-taco-bowl-cinco-de-mayo/index.html

I never broke a crank or pedal, but I did fold a number of rear wheels into tacos doing exactly this back in my riding days. I eventually learned to stop pedaling until I was done leaning hard in a turn, and to keep my inside pedal 'up'. I have also, at slower speeds, recovered from pedal grinding, but at these speeds he was hosed.

The whiskey is also Indian, The taco is Mexican, the Twinkie is gay, There's an Arab looking falaffel in there, the baby carrots are children, The Bagel had a new york accent, and if there isn't Canadian maple syrup or back bacon in there, i'll be shocked.

But yes, please, lets focus on the Irish potato.

Just like two hours after eating Taco Bell.

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i'm eating tacos right now