On a side note, I wonder how this would be handled if the kid threw a punch back. Would he sill be charged? If a cop throws an unprovoked punch at me can I defend myself or do I have to curl into a fetal position and say "Stop officer friendly!"

Beverly Sills, obscure reference to the opera singer... The Simpsons was best back when the Lampoon folks wrote it...

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That looked like an entire window sill.

Wow. Fortunate that it was not much, much worse. Sill, I don't want to belittle what did happen.

Wish him a speedy recovery, mate.

I for one sill believe in unicorns, thank God, or the devil, or whoever runs this stinking hole of a place.

Actually that's quite impressive. Compared the number of times my cat can't stand on the window sill without falling off.

That cat should be on Ninja Warrior

Thank you for the promotion on the Judee Sill video. =)

I have been doing so.

I wish there was more info available. I am fascinated by her transformation from petty criminal / drug addict to virtuoso songwriter.

Thank you for sharing this.

In reply to this comment by rabidness:
If you like it, check out her cds. =) They are incredible.

>> ^choggie:
If I die, I'll send a messenger back to piss everyone off-If you kill me, well, that's another thing altogether-for that we send minions...


Choggie would become the Crow. But, not the cool guitar playing goth-esque Brandon Lee kind. No. He'd just be a crow on your window sill annoyingly cawing and waking you up and dropping aerial turds on your newly washed car.

Agreed. But sill up vote for coolness

LYRICS:
I got this little kitty about 2 months back
he was the nicest little kitty, now a pain in my crack
This little kitty is a ninja, always stalking my feet
This little kitty is a warrior you know what I mean

he's an evil little kitty look what he did to my hand
tries to get in trouble in any way that he can
I could give this cat a toy, but he'd rather have the wrapper
and I will always give him water, but he still drinks from the crapper

You could lock him in a closet and he just won't care
kitty chews on my shoes and he licks my hair
always scratching on my favorite chair and jumping on the couch
playing in the window sills and tearing through the house

He's so full of energy and easily amused
kitty will attack anything that moves
Causing trouble, starting battles just so he could be a little part of
he's a meanest little kitty so we named him sparta

Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite

Where'd you go
are you stalking me?
are you under the couch, quite possibly
ears laid back so you don't get caught
ready to pounce my leg with everything that you got

I know you're probably watching me from across the room
concentrating contemplating on attacking me soon
You're not invisible kitty, I'm gonna find you first
Come out come out before I make things worse

I've seen where you hide and I know where you've been
Hey kitty why don't you give in
Even if you try to sneak up on me, I'm prepared
Cause I've got my safety gear on and I'm not scared

I think I hear a kitty cat under the bed
I know your making noises just to mess with my head
You can stalk me all you want, but I'm not your pray
cause you always seem to find me first, but not today

Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
Come on out, I'm gonna get you now

I've got 'em cornered
and now he's mine
He's not gonna get away this time
I'll snatch him up fast before he can blink and then...
Aw man! He's asleep in the sink

What is with this cat? I'm confused
He's got a bed, but it's never been used
In every waking moment, kitty's out for the fight
then [fart] next minute kitty's out like a light

How could I let this creature live inside of my home
I gotta keep an eye on him when I'm on the phone
I'm a little afraid to leave this cat all alone
this kitty may destroy everything that I own

Look at him now, I kinda feel bad
He's the best little cat that I've had
and the one big thing I forgot to mention, was that
He wasn't fighting, he just wanted attention

Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
little bitty kitty wanna bite bite bite
Hey little sparta what is with all the fight
showing love, that's all this kitty does

Reminds me of this quote I read from Richard Dawkins:

It is notoriously hard to persuade drivers to slow down in a fog, or refrain from tailgating at high speed. The economist Armen Alchian has ingeniously suggested that we should abolish seat belts and instead compulsorily fix a sharp spear to all cars in the middle of the steering wheel, pointing straight at the driver’s heart. I think I would find it persuasive, whether or not for atavistic reasons. I also find intellectually persuasive the following calculation: if a car travelling at 80 miles per hour is abruptly slammed to a complete halt, this is equivalent to hitting the ground after falling from a New York skyscraper. In other words, when you are driving fast, it’s exactly as if you were hanging from the top of the Empire State Building by a rope, sufficiently thin that its probability of breaking is equal to the probability that the driver in front of you will do something really stupid. I know almost nobody who could happily sit on a window sill up a skyscraper, and very few who do things like bungy jumping willingly. Yet almost everybody happily drives at high speed along motorways, even when they clearly understand in a cerebral way that the dangers are precisely equivalent. I think it quite plausible that we are genetically programmed to be afraid of heights, but not to be afraid of travelling at high speeds horizontally in wheeled vehicles, because our ancestors would never have met them.

I thought this was a sequel to Snakes on a Plane for a minute.

The only ledge I saw was a few inches thick and I don't think my cats could land on it reliably. I get nervous when they go out on a window sill one floor off the ground, I couldn't stand this. I actually had a cat who fell off such a window sill, he just got up and walked off at the bottom but it scared the fuck out of me.

what the hell is that supposed to mean exactly? "until we told them". they didn't notice they were one of the last nations on the planet that sill suffered plague and polio breakouts? they didn't know that millions of their countrymen have recently starved to death? they didn't care that they had one of the highest rates of infant mortality in the world because of lack of access to simple medical care? yeah some idyllic ignorant life of noble poverty they were living in, such a shame the progress of the rest of the planet had to interfere and fuck up thier utopia.