I'm just thrilled that Ford isn't getting botoxed into obilivion, @MichaelL.

I think we have lost something in our culture -- what it looks like to grow older. Our media images have all been scrubbed of true humanity, with all the plastic surgery -- including on the young. All searching for some plasticized ideal of attractiveness.

As Gloria Steinem once said, when told she looked good for 60 -- this is what 60 looks like. Well, that is what an aging Ford looks like.

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And who really looks better? Marlo clearly has had her lower face pumped full of something -- and there is Gloria looking real.

Worse than any egg-mischief....You can't scrub-off the stench from an entire un-cooked Cornish hen all blister-packed and swollen prior to bursting inside someone's car boot-

Yeah, ya really don't wanna prank-for-prank some folks

It's my understanding that if (after their claimed tips) a server's hourly wage doesn't add up to the minimum, then the employer has to make up the difference. Maybe this varies state by state?

In all my years working in restaurants this has never come up though, since servers almost always make more on average than most line cooks. And certainly more than any min wage dishwasher busting his ass scrubbing pots in the heat all day. Not to mention that there is a large chunk of tips servers just keep as cash in their pocket and never claim.

I'm not saying servers don't have it rough. And I generally tip on the heavy side when I go out. All I can say is, I have never heard a waitress say she wished she was a cook.

I always think of that scene in Scrubs whenever I hear the Safety Dance song.

Ummmm.....*scrubs eyes with bleach*

Tremendous amount of ignorance in here; not the faggoty liberal 'being a meanie' ignorance, but the dictionary definition 'you don't know what the fuck you're talking about' ignorance.

There's very little room for multiple interpretations of Islam. The Qur'an was written by a single (insane) author; with clear instructions on how to interpret it - literally; and how to resolve any inconsistencies within the text - the chronologically later passage supercedes the earlier.

The various Islamic sects differ over the authenticity of the Hadith, accounts of Momo's opinions and behaviour, which they are expected to emulate. None of them dispute the authority or the text of the Qur'an, which they imagine to be the infallible word of god.

There are peaceful, conciliatory passages in the Qur'an; which generally date from early in Muhammad's career, when he wasn't so secure in his position that he could afford to be a total cunt to non-believers. There are violent, xenophobic passages in the Qur'an; which generally date from later in Muhammad's career, when his success as a warlord left him far better placed to be a total cunt to non-believers. The chronologically later passages supercede the earlier.

The favorite example is At-Tawbah 5, the 'Verse of the Sword'; from the chronologically penultimate surah of the Qur'an it scrubs out any earlier peaceful passages by commanding that Muslims:

"fight and slay the Pagans wherever ye find them, and seize them, beleaguer them, and lie in wait for them in every stratagem (of war)"

THIS IS WHAT ALL MUSLIMS BELIEVE

There's a peculiar general tendency to conflate the violent historical practice of other religions, like Christianity, with the actual scriptural commandment to violence of Islam. These are not equivalent. In any case the big M positioned Islam as a continuation and successor of Christianity and Judaism, admitting the validity of their prophets and texts, so it has to inherit their crimes as well.

Ultimately, all the religious are criminals. In abandoning reason and responsibility for their own actions, in turning over their volition to the dictates of invisible spirits, they have disposed of ethics and their own humanity.

I would like to thank the creators of this video for adding corkscrew penises to my nightmares. It really drives home the point of "what has been seen cannot be unseen" And drinking bleach does not scrub the brain clean. Well unless you consider death as a clean brain...

I have to admit he was pretty damned funny in Scrubs

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... and putting that on my computer felt like leaving a child of my own in the Jonestown daycare center.
I felt dirty afterwards. I had to take a Steam bath. That's where you load up Steam and download a bunch of indie games to scrub yourself with.

Well, I guess it takes a real man to scrub his face with sandpaper. It's part of the "rugged handsomeness" bit.

Why do people think Daniel Craig is so attractive? He looks like he scrubs his face with sandpaper, he just has really light eyes.

When it started happening I always had the idea that it is caused by the banner ads in the youtube videos. It is in that general location where youtube's banner ads appear, it usually happens a few seconds after the video starts playing, and it doesn't matter whether you you 'scrub' or not (insert TLC no scrubs link here).

"Dishwashers are one of the biggest scams, other than the federal reserve, after ice cube tray anger ... ... A dishwasher doesn't scrub the dishes. You ever take a piss and you see a skid mark and just start peeing on it; that's what a dishwasher does."
-- Bill Burr --

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I don't think you could sum up their campaign any better. Pretend to care. Fake doing something helpful. Look like you couldn't wait to get away from these poor people fast enough.

Scrubbing a clean pot in a spotless apron.