"Pig Pen, this here's the Rubber Duck.
"We just ain't a-gonna pay no toll."
So we crashed the gate doing ninety-eight
I says "Let them truckers roll, 10-4."

When I saw your comment on "Comment of the Moment", I clicked on it hoping, praying, that it would be one of those videos where there's a camera rigged up to a weather balloon in the stratosphere, with something goofy like a rubber duck in the foreground, only this time the rubber duck would be a dead raccoon.

This video's almost as good though.

-Yeah, breaker one-nine, this here's the Rubber Duck,
you got a copy on me Pigpen? C'mon.

-Ah yeah, ten-four Pigpen, for sure, for sure.
By golly it's clean clear to Flagtown. C'mon.

-Yeah, that's a big ten-four there Pigpen. Yeah, we definitely got the
front door good buddy. Mercy sakes alive, looks like we got us a convoy!

Well, fuck a duck... http://gizmodo.com/gadgets/home-entertainment/pink-rubber-duck-vibrator-230508.php

Minus 1 for the rediculously long intro.
Plus 2 for the giant rubber duck with horns.

Am I the only one that can find these incredibly perverted? "As you keep on getting wetter, you'll be feeling so much better."

And while that can be find for a good laugh ( especially since 'Do De Rubber Duck' sounds like 'do the rubber duck'.. which can also be perverted ) it could be a pretty interesting discussion ( debate even ) regarding the sexuality of children's shows and how the children can be affected by them in both negative and positive ways.

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