I actually just recalled a news story I heard about years ago wherein men would inject lots and lots of some kind of oil into their arms to intentionally make them look enormous like Popeye. That's exactly how the guy in this video looks. He doesn't have muscle showing just bloat, especially in his hand itself which looks like an inflated latex glove. It's probably more an intimidation technique than anything else I'd guess.

Appears to be real:

http://www.totalprosports.com/blog/index.php/2009/10/matthias-schlitte-is-a-modern-day-popeye/

It is supposedly a strategy through which by training just one part of his body he can compete at a lower weight category and clean house...

Hilariously disgusting!

It could be that he learned the technique from Quagmire: http://www.videosift.com/video/Family-Guy-Quagmire-discovers-Internet-Porn

Or.. he only ate a HALF can of spinach. If he ate the whole can, then both arms would have bust out Popeye style.

>> ^popey:
As a juggler, I don't find this impressive
Maybe if he did something other than basic juggling.


I don't think the point here is impressive juggling...,
All I could think of was the stupidity of the situation.

These guys are there risking their lives everyday and so far, surviving.
"Well, he killed himself doing something "Moronic!"

All this video does is show how much of a douche-bag this guy and his friends are.
Not only because he was wrong in his assumption that a private business is required to take pennies, but for the fact that he called 911. This is just as bad as that moron that call 911 because Popeye was fresh out of their promotional free chicken - or the bitch that didn't get it her way at McDonalds.

They probably did this jerk a favor towing his car from the pub. 10:1 he probably drinks an drives. They probably saved him a DUI and maybe someones life. That's worth the $80 right there. Even still, most likely HE PARKED ILLEGALLY!!! What a DICK!!!

And that poor girl. She didn't' need that abuse.

At least they show their faces, so now hopefully they'll be recognized an ridiculed for the fuck heads that they are.

Good work assholes.

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag. (show it anyway)

>> ^rottenseed:
>> ^dag:
All these Vista desktops - I have to represent for Macdom.

is that an old popeye???


I think it is meant to be an old Popeye. I would credit the artist, but I can't remember where I got it from.

>> ^dag:
All these Vista desktops - I have to represent for Macdom.

is that an old popeye???

Also, come on, guys, was I the only one who liked Mrs. Doubtfire? Hmm, maybe I should take that back -- but I don't care. I liked it! And I liked Hook! And I liked it when he did the voice of the genie in Aladdin. Did you ever have a friend like moi?

He also did this martian thing from, like, the planet Mindy. I think he aged backwards of something. Oh, and Popeye. He said "shit" in that movie. Do you fucking understand the controversy?!

Heil Smoochy! Heil Smoochy! Heil Smoochy!

Tags for this video have been changed from 'Patriotic Popeye, fireworks, nephews, july 4th, meyer, sharples, endres, johnson' to 'Patriotic Popeye, fireworks, nephews, july 4th, meyer, sharples, endres, johnson, 50s' - edited by schmawy

shes gonna have one arm like Popeye and one like Olive Oyl

>> ^thinker247:
You're a terrible prostitute. Shouldn't this be a little more seductive for the $19.99 I just spent?
In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
That's because I make house-calls...now whip it out, donkey dick
In reply to this comment by thinker247:
You say "friend" like we've touched each other's genitals. But I've never been to the dumpster behind Popeye's Chicken, so...I resent the sentiment.
In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
I needed the sabbatical because I felt I was swaying too far away from my mean-spirited closet homosexual tendencies. Don't let the tail wag the dog, my friend.
In reply to this comment by thinker247:
Your sabbatical made you bitter and mean-spirited and a closet homosexual.
In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
pssshhh I know! Have your top 5 videos even sifted yet?
In reply to this comment by thinker247:
You kill your top five videos, and all of a sudden you're a danger to the Sift.
In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
Why you handcuffed to the bedposts you kinky little devil?


Will you two fuck and get it over with already?! Sheesh!

You're a terrible prostitute. Shouldn't this be a little more seductive for the $19.99 I just spent?

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
That's because I make house-calls...now whip it out, donkey dick

In reply to this comment by thinker247:
You say "friend" like we've touched each other's genitals. But I've never been to the dumpster behind Popeye's Chicken, so...I resent the sentiment.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
I needed the sabbatical because I felt I was swaying too far away from my mean-spirited closet homosexual tendencies. Don't let the tail wag the dog, my friend.

In reply to this comment by thinker247:
Your sabbatical made you bitter and mean-spirited and a closet homosexual.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
pssshhh I know! Have your top 5 videos even sifted yet?

In reply to this comment by thinker247:
You kill your top five videos, and all of a sudden you're a danger to the Sift.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
Why you handcuffed to the bedposts you kinky little devil?

That's because I make house-calls...now whip it out, donkey dick

In reply to this comment by thinker247:
You say "friend" like we've touched each other's genitals. But I've never been to the dumpster behind Popeye's Chicken, so...I resent the sentiment.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
I needed the sabbatical because I felt I was swaying too far away from my mean-spirited closet homosexual tendencies. Don't let the tail wag the dog, my friend.

In reply to this comment by thinker247:
Your sabbatical made you bitter and mean-spirited and a closet homosexual.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
pssshhh I know! Have your top 5 videos even sifted yet?

In reply to this comment by thinker247:
You kill your top five videos, and all of a sudden you're a danger to the Sift.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
Why you handcuffed to the bedposts you kinky little devil?

You say "friend" like we've touched each other's genitals. But I've never been to the dumpster behind Popeye's Chicken, so...I resent the sentiment.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
I needed the sabbatical because I felt I was swaying too far away from my mean-spirited closet homosexual tendencies. Don't let the tail wag the dog, my friend.

In reply to this comment by thinker247:
Your sabbatical made you bitter and mean-spirited and a closet homosexual.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
pssshhh I know! Have your top 5 videos even sifted yet?

In reply to this comment by thinker247:
You kill your top five videos, and all of a sudden you're a danger to the Sift.

In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
Why you handcuffed to the bedposts you kinky little devil?

Wasn't that Popeye on the right?