Chick is wearing a choker. That means she's game. You can practically see the penises she's thinking about at the end of the clip.

>> ^quantumushroom:

Dolphins are overrated assholes. They've failed to live up to the hype about being exceptionally smart. They thrust their angry penises at human females attempting to swim with them. Get lost, dolphins, that's MY job.


Does that include SeaQuest's Darwin, Flipper, and other tunas? I even made a poll about them: http://aqfl.net/?q=node/3873 ...

Dolphins are overrated assholes. They've failed to live up to the hype about being exceptionally smart. They thrust their angry penises at human females attempting to swim with them. Get lost, dolphins, that's MY job.

These lighthouses are bigger and harder than yours, and they can handle a long & hard pounding.

>> ^qruel:

seriously how the F #$ do those lighthouses withstand that pounding from the ocean. I want to see a doc on how those things are built.


>> ^kronosposeidon:

When we were kids my brother and I used to call our penises our "lighthouses". True story.
What?

But if this had to do with David Cronenberg the people themselves would start having dangling penises from their necks.

Comparing noses to penises and no WTF tag???

>> ^LarsaruS:

>> ^dag:
It's kind of amazing to me that porn has, in my lifetime, gone from being outlieing deviant smut - to public service for male physiological release.
I'd like to see more reports on the psychological effect of porn on people. Addiction, diminished actual sexual response etc.
I'm not saying that porn is a terrible thing, but its acceptance into mainstream society has a huge impact on our culture.
I still remember this guy in college, in public speaking class, who advocated "relief booths" on street corners, to be housed by willing sex workers, to provide release for "stressed out males" - thereby reducing the masculine ills of society - fights, wars, etc. The premise being that most of the major problems of the world stem from male sexual frustration. He would say, that it's not mistake missiles and bullets are shaped like penises.

Give people food and regular sex and there would not be a reason to go to war... everybody would be full and satisfied. I'd give that guy some cred.


The "huge impact" mentioned has many facets. Think about leaving a fresh-baked cobbler in the window facing an alley or perhaps a gun near brothers 0-7 the oldest of which is as developmentally prepared for touching it as he is to his responsibilities to his siblings-One's ability to handle the overload relative to social mores and civility reveals the real societal rub. Yeah, porn affords release. How much can simpletons handle?

>> ^dag:

It's kind of amazing to me that porn has, in my lifetime, gone from being outlieing deviant smut - to public service for male physiological release.
I'd like to see more reports on the psychological effect of porn on people. Addiction, diminished actual sexual response etc.
I'm not saying that porn is a terrible thing, but its acceptance into mainstream society has a huge impact on our culture.
I still remember this guy in college, in public speaking class, who advocated "relief booths" on street corners, to be housed by willing sex workers, to provide release for "stressed out males" - thereby reducing the masculine ills of society - fights, wars, etc. The premise being that most of the major problems of the world stem from male sexual frustration. He would say, that it's not mistake missiles and bullets are shaped like penises.


Give people food and regular sex and there would not be a reason to go to war... everybody would be full and satisfied. I'd give that guy some cred.

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It's kind of amazing to me that porn has, in my lifetime, gone from being outlieing deviant smut - to public service for male physiological release.

I'd like to see more reports on the psychological effect of porn on people. Addiction, diminished actual sexual response etc.

I'm not saying that porn is a terrible thing, but its acceptance into mainstream society has a huge impact on our culture.

I still remember this guy in college, in public speaking class, who advocated "relief booths" on street corners, to be housed by willing sex workers, to provide release for "stressed out males" - thereby reducing the masculine ills of society - fights, wars, etc. The premise being that most of the major problems of the world stem from male sexual frustration. He would say, that it's not mistake missiles and bullets are shaped like penises.

I can't be the only person who first read it as "I HATE PENISES!!!!"

The secret to making a scary game: Flying Penises!

I thought this was quite educational, I didn't know that about bed bugs, scary shit. I'm cleaning my bed right now, I don't want knife penises anywhere near me.

wow tesla and edison both had two penises... or are they vaginas? either way, i learnt something today!

Poor terrorists, terrorized by all those erect penises..

"How can it be gay, if I'm imagining you're a woman?"

>> ^blankfist:

Shouldn't this have a gay tag? It's technically two penises &@$%-ing inside of each other.