The Ostriches were totally in the right there. They were like: "Bitch, we TOLD you to put down the egg and just walk away . . . but NO."

Props to the woman presenting her story while being eaten by Ostriches.

that aint no ostrich . Fist to Face, Hopefully lesson learned. even if he has the mentality of a 4 year old I think you would remember that one.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'ostrich, ride, wings, running, funny, fall, delf' to 'ostrich, ride, wings, running, funny, fall, delf, chocobo' - edited by ponceleon

>> ^BoneRemake:

I upvoted, But I feel that the ostrich should of smacked that man with his/her MIGHTY TALONS of furry.
1= the kid was riding on its back, then falls.
2- the child becomes prey
3 the ostrich does whats natural and tries to subdue the opponent using all methods possible.
4- man beats ostrich because man is piece of shit prick mother fucker.
5- ostrich gets a coke.


I wouldn't think so many people would upvote a troll!

This is what that man should have done!

>> ^BoneRemake:

I upvoted, But I feel that the ostrich should of smacked that man with his/her MIGHTY TALONS of furry.
1= the kid was riding on its back, then falls.
2- the child becomes prey
3 the ostrich does whats natural and tries to subdue the opponent using all methods possible.
4- man does whats natural and protects his child.
5- ostrich gets a coke.


Fixed.

Only after I go swimming.>> ^dag:

More of a sparrow though - amiright?>> ^KnivesOut:
>> ^geo321:
I know it would take a serious event for me to beat down an ostrich. Although I have to admit I haven't thought about beating an ostrich before this video.

I "beat the ostrich" every chance I get.
What are we talking about again?

thank you, I told that stick fucker to take it out of his ass and think before he comments. call me a douche or a fucktstick, but you call someone an idiot when you actually know them. he hurtses my feelings

In reply to this comment by dystopianfuturetoday:
>> ^Yogi:

Yeah you're an idiot Bone...Ostrich attacks my child it's getting the shit kicked out of it.


Oops, didn't mean to upvote the idiot part.

You guys realize, of course, the ostrich could easily have killed both the child and the man with a few choice kicks?

http://www.wikihow.com/Survive-an-Encounter-with-an-Ostrich

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag. (show it anyway)

More of a sparrow though - amiright?>> ^KnivesOut:

>> ^geo321:
I know it would take a serious event for me to beat down an ostrich. Although I have to admit I haven't thought about beating an ostrich before this video.

I "beat the ostrich" every chance I get.
What are we talking about again?

>> ^geo321:

I know it would take a serious event for me to beat down an ostrich. Although I have to admit I haven't thought about beating an ostrich before this video.


I "beat the ostrich" every chance I get.

What are we talking about again?

I know what an ostrich is.

It's the scpelling of osctrich in the title, and now again in your recply, that I was quecstioning.>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:

>> ^messenger:
What's an "Osctrich"?

The Osctrich, Struthio camelus, is a large flightless bird native to Africa. It is the only living species of its family, Struthionidae and its genus, Struthio. Osctriches share the order Struthioniformes with the kiwis, Emus, and other ratites. It is distinctive in its appearance, with a long neck and legs and the ability to run at maximum speeds of about 70 km/h (45 mph), the top land speed of any bird.[3] The Ostrich is the largest living species of bird and lays the largest egg of any living bird (extinct elephant birds of Madagascar and giant moa of New Zealand laid larger eggs).

I know it would take a serious event for me to beat down an ostrich. Although I have to admit I haven't thought about beating an ostrich before this video.

>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:

>> ^Yogi:
Yeah you're an idiot Bone...Ostrich attacks my child it's getting the shit kicked out of it.

Oops, didn't mean to upvote the idiot part.


Who cares Bones is stupid...Get With Booth Already you Frigid COW!!!