hahaha comedy gold =)

I upvoted, But I feel that the ostrich should of smacked that man with his/her MIGHTY TALONS of furry.

1= the kid was riding on its back, then falls.
2- the child becomes prey

3 the ostrich does whats natural and tries to subdue the opponent using all methods possible.

4- man beats ostrich because man is piece of shit prick mother fucker.

5- ostrich gets a coke.

yet another video that could greatly benefit from the addition of a little benny hill music

few time shifts wouldn't hurt either

This is what it would look like if Lars von Trier directed an episode of Sesame Street.

Ask and ye shall receive.
>> ^GenjiKilpatrick:

yet another video that could greatly benefit from the addition of a little benny hill music

>> ^BoneRemake:
I upvoted, But I feel that the ostrich should of smacked that man with his/her MIGHTY TALONS of furry.
1= the kid was riding on its back, then falls.
2- the child becomes prey
3 the ostrich does whats natural and tries to subdue the opponent using all methods possible.
4- man beats ostrich because man is piece of shit prick mother fucker.
5- ostrich gets a coke.


Well, actually the man was just protecting his genetic code, which is being carried in his spoiled, "I want to ride a pony," brat of a son, so I'm not sure if he was being a prick because of that

Lesson learned: don't mess with the descendants of dinosaurs. Especially ones that still look like them.

Yeah you're an idiot Bone...Ostrich attacks my child it's getting the shit kicked out of it.

What's an "Osctrich"?

If it was my child I sure as hell wouldn't just casually jog on over, I'd be running full tilt and yelling my head off at it. This guy's lackadaisical attitude doens't show great concern for his kid's safety.

The best part is that the kid only falls off when the dad says to look back. If he had kept his yap shut, they would just have kept running.

>> ^Yogi:

Yeah you're an idiot Bone...Ostrich attacks my child it's getting the shit kicked out of it.


Oops, didn't mean to upvote the idiot part.

>> ^messenger:

What's an "Osctrich"?


The Osctrich, Struthio camelus, is a large flightless bird native to Africa. It is the only living species of its family, Struthionidae and its genus, Struthio. Osctriches share the order Struthioniformes with the kiwis, Emus, and other ratites. It is distinctive in its appearance, with a long neck and legs and the ability to run at maximum speeds of about 70 km/h (45 mph), the top land speed of any bird.[3] The Ostrich is the largest living species of bird and lays the largest egg of any living bird (extinct elephant birds of Madagascar and giant moa of New Zealand laid larger eggs).

Joust!

Why does the kid think crawling is the way to escape? They might be in line for a future Darwin Award if you ask me.

>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:

This is what it would look like if Lars von Trier directed an episode of Sesame Street.


That's the best comment I've seen here for a while

I think what's great about this clip is the fixed camera with animals running across and back. It doesn't actually need the Benny Hill music but that would make it brilliant.

Bad Disto.

Ba-a-a-a-a-d Disto!

Ostriches can be really vicious, I hope it didnt get hurt but you mess with the offspring and bad shit happens

Epic music link on that same page really makes a difference for this video I think.

>> ^handmethekeysyou:

Ask and ye shall receive.
>> ^GenjiKilpatrick:
yet another video that could greatly benefit from the addition of a little benny hill music

>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:

>> ^Yogi:
Yeah you're an idiot Bone...Ostrich attacks my child it's getting the shit kicked out of it.

Oops, didn't mean to upvote the idiot part.


Who cares Bones is stupid...Get With Booth Already you Frigid COW!!!

I know it would take a serious event for me to beat down an ostrich. Although I have to admit I haven't thought about beating an ostrich before this video.

I know what an ostrich is.

It's the scpelling of osctrich in the title, and now again in your recply, that I was quecstioning.>> ^dystopianfuturetoday:

>> ^messenger:
What's an "Osctrich"?

The Osctrich, Struthio camelus, is a large flightless bird native to Africa. It is the only living species of its family, Struthionidae and its genus, Struthio. Osctriches share the order Struthioniformes with the kiwis, Emus, and other ratites. It is distinctive in its appearance, with a long neck and legs and the ability to run at maximum speeds of about 70 km/h (45 mph), the top land speed of any bird.[3] The Ostrich is the largest living species of bird and lays the largest egg of any living bird (extinct elephant birds of Madagascar and giant moa of New Zealand laid larger eggs).

>> ^geo321:

I know it would take a serious event for me to beat down an ostrich. Although I have to admit I haven't thought about beating an ostrich before this video.


I "beat the ostrich" every chance I get.

What are we talking about again?

Comment hidden because you are ignoring dag.(show it anyway)

More of a sparrow though - amiright?>> ^KnivesOut:

>> ^geo321:
I know it would take a serious event for me to beat down an ostrich. Although I have to admit I haven't thought about beating an ostrich before this video.

I "beat the ostrich" every chance I get.
What are we talking about again?

You guys realize, of course, the ostrich could easily have killed both the child and the man with a few choice kicks?

http://www.wikihow.com/Survive-an-Encounter-with-an-Ostrich

Currently 51 people on the sift think terrified kids are hilarious.

*shakes head*

^ Make that 52.

I love it when a guy called 'napalm' judges people's ethics.

53.

Only after I go swimming.>> ^dag:

More of a sparrow though - amiright?>> ^KnivesOut:
>> ^geo321:
I know it would take a serious event for me to beat down an ostrich. Although I have to admit I haven't thought about beating an ostrich before this video.

I "beat the ostrich" every chance I get.
What are we talking about again?

>> ^BoneRemake:

I upvoted, But I feel that the ostrich should of smacked that man with his/her MIGHTY TALONS of furry.
1= the kid was riding on its back, then falls.
2- the child becomes prey
3 the ostrich does whats natural and tries to subdue the opponent using all methods possible.
4- man does whats natural and protects his child.
5- ostrich gets a coke.


Fixed.

this is kind of tragically bourgeois. little boy is riding a pony, child!

This is what that man should have done!

RAPTOR RIDING JESUS!!!!!!!

>> ^BoneRemake:

I upvoted, But I feel that the ostrich should of smacked that man with his/her MIGHTY TALONS of furry.
1= the kid was riding on its back, then falls.
2- the child becomes prey
3 the ostrich does whats natural and tries to subdue the opponent using all methods possible.
4- man beats ostrich because man is piece of shit prick mother fucker.
5- ostrich gets a coke.


I wouldn't think so many people would upvote a troll!

>> ^kymbos:

I love it when a guy called 'napalm' judges people's ethics.
53.


It's a Calvin and Hobbes Reference.
Over the years I dropped the "Captain" part.

http://calvinandhobbes.wikia.com/wiki/Captain_Napalm

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