KO thinks orlando Jones is going to cause sarah palin's death?
Pretty much everyone (i guess) has said worse things about sarah palin than Orlando Jones has.

Where does KO come from? What planet?

>> ^Sarzy:

>> ^Deano:
>> ^ChaosEngine:
I'm going to go see this for the same reason I went to Iron Man 2:
Scarlett Johansson in a cat suit.
sold.

Never saw the appeal of her. She's got the charisma of a piece of lettuce and just about the same amount of sex appeal imo.

Check your wiener, I think it's broken.


She just looks too young and bland. And I really don't buy her as an action superhero. She could be one of those women who look a lot better in their 30s.

And honestly re the acting she's the female equivalent of Orlando Bloom.

I worked as a prison guard for about 6 months and don't let anyone fool you.

once you enter prison you are no longer part of the judicial system

prison guards and correctional officers are not cops, are not parts of the judicial system at all they are all private corporations.

The prison I worked at was in southern Georgia, and here's a little known secret for most. Big corporations like the Pepsico, Coke, Proctor & Gamble and many others own prisons. The one I worked with a subsidiary of Pepsico paid my check.

The reason they get into prisons is it's "insurance" and "free money" The government gives money for each inmate for care and housing/health. The more you can crowd into your prison the more money the government will pay.

So big corporations who primarily do other things, will also own prisons around the country as insurance cause it's guaranteed money, so during economic recessions and when your sales are down you know you are guaranteed xxx amount of money due to the prison income. Now add onto that fact making prisoners work for you making products like license plates for the states and other such products you get even more income from states by using your slave labor force for them.

There is an old documentary on the prison system and who really runs it, in the documentary corporations from Microsoft and Apple to Proctor & Gamble all had stake in private prisons around the country. It's free tax free money.

I know for fact that part of the documentary was true as my check was from pepsico for working for a prison. That was until I finished college and moved to Orlando to work for an ISP.

>> ^quantumushroom:

Citation: common sense, rare to endangered among leftists.
>> ^swedishfriend:
Quantummushroom: "Discounting the mentally ill"
That is a huge portion of the homeless! Discount them as well as the ones who have actually had a shitty life and you are only talking about a tiny percentage of the homeless. What is the point of talking about the homeless if you want to ignore most of the homeless in your discussion?
-Karl
PS. they should especially be allowed in a public park! Anyone should be allowed in any public space, right? Otherwise it wouldn't be public by definition, right?



Nice self-referential citation. You'll have forty doctorate degrees in less than four years with that strategy at work (assuming it works in reality, which tends to be liberal).

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The (semi-functional) mentally ill homeless are less likely to show up for an activist/political feeding. They are roughly 40-50% of the homeless population; the other HALF of the homeless, of sound mind, is going around using public space as their own personal toilet per my example.

You do know there are laws and rules for public space? You cannot drive your car across the grass of a public park, nor can you live in a tent on a public beach.

Homelessness is terrible, but politically-speaking who is really trying to help and who is defending it as a legitimate lifestyle?

(Pro-tip: If you let your children run wild in a public park with herds of homeless about, you're a fcking idiot).

Unfortunately for the left, actions have consequences. When you make your city a mecca for bums--surprise!--you get more bums. Same with illegals.

Jugears McPrankster thought he'd get his rocks off with a little self-righteous acting. Yeah, okay. Then he goes back to the basement to count the views. Feh.

Citation: common sense, rare to endangered among leftists.

>> ^swedishfriend:

Quantummushroom: "Discounting the mentally ill"
That is a huge portion of the homeless! Discount them as well as the ones who have actually had a shitty life and you are only talking about a tiny percentage of the homeless. What is the point of talking about the homeless if you want to ignore most of the homeless in your discussion?
-Karl
PS. they should especially be allowed in a public park! Anyone should be allowed in any public space, right? Otherwise it wouldn't be public by definition, right?

>> ^quantumushroom:

Amusing, but when the video ends, you still have a herd of homeless overunning a public park. There's a time and place, peeps, and there are plenty of places willing to feed the homeless. The real trolls are the feeders, trying to make a "statement" about how the city treats its homeless, but when it's people who refuse to help themselves, no city or charity can 'save' them.^{[citation needed]}
Do liberals know who the homeless are, besides useful tools for 'activism'? Forget Hollywood bullsh1t, these are not the down-on-luck, hat-in-hand, willing-to-work hopefuls of yesteryear. Discounting the mentally ill, many are belligerent bums who demand handouts (wonder where they got their sense of entitlement)?^{[citation needed]}
In one of the downtown cities here, these lovable tramps sleep on the steps of city hall and have taken to pissing anywhere they feel like. The stench is so bad, city trucks drive around each morning spraying the streets and alleys with restroom cherry or lemon deodorant.^{[citation needed]}
Maybe Clever Goofus should go to each small business in the area and explain why bums who drive away potential shoppers are good for the local economy as well as tax base.^{[citation needed]}


http://xkcd.com/285/
FTFY;

>> ^KnivesOut:

<a rel="nofollow" href="http://videosift.com/member/quantumushroom" title="member since June 22nd, 2006" class="profilelink">quantumushroom this kid is a self-described conservative. Why are you talking about liberals?


totally...just like I'm a self-described millionaire

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*quality

brilliant!

He has the mannerisms and timing down cold. The voices are mostly good, always recognizable but, yes, for the older males some cigars and whiskey might help get that richness of voice.

I was most impressed though that he imitated actors that normally don't get tackled by impressionists. Alan Rickman... Orlando Bloom... Chewbacca!

I'd like to see more... maybe in skits or whole scenes.

Maybe he just forgot he's visiting Jeb in Orlando?

So much uncomfortable laughing. Maybe Orlando will keep his stupid, unfunny mouth shut next time.

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.


Somewhere in Orlando, FL, a little girl cries out for Her Little Pony.