Wait ... no pik-a-nik basket in sight? Yogi would be ... disappoint

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*dead since http://eplayer.clipsyndicate.com/cs_api/get_swf says "The Video Player is currently unavailable. private method `sca' called for nik:NilClass". Pus, this is 4.25 video submission!

Nik Nik to you too...

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hallo!!! (hello)
he?? wat mot je. (hey, what do you want from me?)

(refrein)
me tiete! me tiete! me tiete zijn oke!!! (my boobs are okay)
me tiete! me tiete! me tiete zijn oke.

(couplet1)
ik hou niet van studeren. (I don't like studying)
nee das niks voor mij. (no, that not for me)
maar is er wat te feesten dan ben ik erbij. (but if there's a party I'll be present)
ze kost alleen maar geld en verder ken ze niks. (she only costs money, she can't do anything)
wat ben ik toch een loser!! (damn, I'm a loser)

(couplet2)
na school toe of werken heb ik nog nooit gedaan. (never went to school or work)
daar ben ik toch te stom voor. (I'm too dumb for that)
het IQ van een banaan. (the IQ of a banana)

(couplet3)
strijken of de was doen. (ironing or doing the laundry)
nee! dat kan ik niet (no, I can;t)
maar kijk eens naar die tieten. (but take a look at those boobies)
je weet niet wat je ziet!!!!! (you don;t know what you're looking at)

(refrein)
me tiete! me tiete! me tiete zijn oke!!
maar wat je van me zegt me tiete die zijn echt. (whatever you say about me, but my boobs are real)
ja! net zo echt als me rolex. (yeah, just as real as my Rolex)
me tiete zijn oke!

(couplet4)
kheb niemand iets te melden maar heb wel een gsm. (I have nothing to tell yet I have a mobile)
tot tien ken ze nie tellen met ter geile stem. (she can't even count to ten with her horny voice)
voor een pakje sigaretten ga ik lekker met je mee. (for a package of cigarettes I'll go with you)
ja daag!! weet je wat dat kost tegenwoordig een pakje sigaretten. (no way! you know how much a package costs these days?!)
ik rij vaak op mijn scooter wat zinloos in het rond. (I often drive around in circles on my scooter)
en ik zit wat te bouten in mijn bloote kond!! (and I'm farting with my ass exposed)
van mekup en de kapper daar weet ik alles van. (I know all about make up and hair dressers)
maar vraag ter nou maar niet of ze kan schrijven. (but don't ask her to write)

(refrein)
me tiete me tiete me tiete zijn oke!
me tiete me tiete me tieten zijn oke!
maar wat je van me zegt me tiete zijn echt!!
alleen der hersenen die zijn van syliconen. (only her brain are made of silicones)

(couplet6)
heb een dubbele d. (I have a double D)
en daarom mag ik mee. (that's why I'm joining you)
alle jongens vinden mij oke. (all boy find me ok)
waarom rot je niet op met je plAstic kop. (why don't you fuck off with you plastic head)
je lijkt wel op een opblaas pop. (you look like a blow up doll)

tieten tieten tieten
tieten!!!!!!

oh! henk wat is tie groot! (oh henk, what a big one)
niet aan trekken nou!!!! (now don't pull it)
blijf van mijn snor af lellebel! (keep your hands of my moustache)

(refrein)
me tiete!! me tiete!! me tiete zijn oke!
Ja!!
der tiete! der tiete!! der tiete zijn oke!
maar wat je van me zegt me tiete die zijn echt!!
ja hoor!!

me tiete me tiete me tiete zijn oke!!
me tiete tiete tiete tiete tiete!!zijn oke!
me tiete tiete tiete zijn oke

maar wat je van me zegt
me tiete die zijn echt!!

ME TIETE ZIJN OKE!!!!!!

And Socialist Nazis

Every large movement has more than its share of fringe elements who try to maximize their own kookery by attaching themselves to a more legitimate movement. For example, the anti-war movement in the Bush administration was jam packed with kooks. The Code Pinkers, the Cindy-Sheehans, and on and on. However, simply because there was a bunch of kooks sucking like leeches on the anti-war movement does not mean that the movement itself was misguided or composed ONLY of lunatics.

Republicans tried to marginalized the anti-war movement by falsely attempting to paint the anti-war 'kooks' as the bulk of the movement. It didn't wash because the bulk of the movement WASN'T anti-war freak-niks. The bulk of the movement in that case was AMERICA who didn't like the war or (at least) how it was being run. Exact same thing as the Tea Party movement. Sure there are a few radicals. But by and large the vast bulk of this large movement is composed of normal, everyday Americans who are angry and displeased with lack of government fiscal responsibility.

Ignore it at your peril, Democrat party. You can pretend the Tea Party isn't 'legitimate' all you want. You can send flacks like MadCow and Doberman to try and falsely portray them as kooks by focusing on the fringes and ignoring the majority. But what group is truly the delusional one in that event?

Awesome.

"When asked by The Times what skills potential performers would require, Nik Fielding replied "They’d need to be good at playing Xbox because that’s what it’s like in there." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Titan_the_Robot

I agree with MINK, war is hell and documenting it is one of the most important jobs anybody in it can do.

Look beyond photographers and look at the bigger picture. Did anyone else know that the red cross is so committed to remaining neutral that it will not testify at war crimes tribunals? In order to try and do the most good in a war people have to make compromises. Those compromises aren't the easy ones we normally face either, people are often faced with nothing but terrible options. If photographers or red cross workers stick to the plan they made before getting into the chaos it's hardly something we can criticize from the outside looking in. Even soldiers face the same terrible choices. Say a rebel army is defending villages from a murderous regime that is coming through and killing all civilians. If their only way of defending those villagers is to heavily mine every village they face the consequence that even if they succeed, the villagers they defended will be dying for years to come from the very mines used to protect them.

When people talk about war as though there are absolutes and with unrelenting refusal to accept any compromises they are part of the problem, not the solution. The peace niks and the hawks are both equally guilty of that and are equally responsible for the tragedies they both refuse to recognize.

deal with it and it doesn't bother me at all.


I think you've struck on the peace niks opposition to intervention. I can't do that anymore though. As Hitchens' is found of saying "I'm a prisoner of this information, I can't NOT know it".

Knowing the kind of horrific murderous rampages going on in the world leaves me unable to sleep at night unless I'm trying to do something to stop it. Even if it is as small as trying to make more people aware of just how brutal the genocide going on in the dark parts of the world is this very minute.

>> ^HollywoodBob:
@bcglorf:
But there's far more money to be made selling arms and drugs to all sides and continuing the fighting than there would be if they stopped.
Besides there's not a lot of oil in Congo, Rwanda, Sudan, etc. to really warrant the kind of military force needed to establish some semblance of order there. Sorry, it's just not cost effective. Give us a call when Africa has some energy resources worth exploiting. Maybe when GE develops Juju conversion power plants we'll take an interest.


That explains the rationalization of the hawks, but the peace niks leave me harder to peg. They too cry for the day nations will mind their own business while this kind of horror goes on and they could care less about the resources .

A lot of the same monsters in the Congo that are killing tutsi's right now are the ones that killed almost 800,000 in Rwanda. Go see more of what that was like here.

Insanity doesn't even begin to describe it, and the whole cursed world still can't be bothered to do anything about it. Every hawk that wants to go into a foreign country for their own benefit and every peace nik that doesn't want military force to ever be used should be strapped into a chair with their eyes taped open and be forced to watch what is really happening over here.

My opinion is always make the URL name (and invocation) simple.
So *time (or timewarp)

But I'd call the channel "Tick tock" maybe Tick's Tocks (lol.. +5 for Nik's Naks reference)
maybe tempus temporis

The problem with the concept isn't that we don't need novel, different types of videos (would they go to the art / film channels)...

The real problem is going to be the fact that all the videos for that channel will get only a few votes based on the tastes of the linear majority who have no concept of anything real anyhow.

So make a playlist and put it on your blog daily or whatever.

And I disagree with both head hanchos that it matters about three previous channels. We haven't added that many, and no one has really abused anything, and I don't think choggies intent is to abuse anything. It's easier to just say, no more Niks Naks channels and leave it at that.

Nik's naks on LSD ?