Candyland needs marshmallow gun control!

Watched this straight after :

http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/video/2012/feb/08/obama-extreme-marshmallow-cannon-video

I think I need to go and lie down

As much as I don't like this oxygen-consuming-potato-for-a-head-marshmallow-for-a-brain politician, I think this woman was just trolling. Who cares where a one-off T-shirt is made? Really. Reporters should stick to questioning political agendas and stop bringing stupid shit like this. It undermines the whole election process. For all Newt knows, this is the first time he heard about it.

The rib was nice... but the marshmallow bit had me laugh out loud at work.

This video has been nominated as a duplicate of this video by ponceleon. If this nomination is seconded with *isdupe, the video will be killed and its votes transferred to the original.

I am the master of the dupefind

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Some background from Wikipedia:

To test the theory of a person’s ability to delay gratification, the Stanford Marshmallow Experiment (1972), conducted by Prof. Walter Mischel, at Stanford University, California, studied a group of four-year-old children, each of whom was given one marshmallow, but promised two on condition that he or she wait twenty minutes, before eating the first marshmallow. Some children were able to wait the twenty minutes, and some were unable to wait. Furthermore, the university researchers then studied the developmental progress of each participant child into adolescence, and reported that children able to delay gratification (wait) were psychologically better adjusted, more dependable persons, and, as high school students, scored significantly greater grades in the collegiate Scholastic Aptitude Test.[2] More recently, the study Foetal Alcohol Syndrome: Developmental Characteristics and Directions for further Research (1994) reported that children afflicted with foetal alcohol syndrome (FAS) are less able to delay gratification; indicating, perhaps, that poor impulse control might originate biologically, in the brain.[3]

(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deferred_gratification)

@deathcow

Ooooh... I see. I thought it was eye level, but it's more like Frozen Synapse. A gigawatt could be dangerous, though, as it would still reflect 36,000 watts back through the wall, and that'll pop a lot of Jolly Time.

"It sounded like a giant marshmallow hit my house." is the best line in this video that I laughed at.

So I was at a party and they had a chocolate fountain for marshmallows and bananas and stuff like that. I took a cold slice of pepperoni pizza and tried that. It was fucking awesome.

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>> ^JiggaJonson:

@<a rel="nofollow" href="http://videosift.com/member/UsesProzac" title="member since August 2nd, 2007" class="profilelink">UsesProzac Indeed. Many have scoffed at the way I make my ribs, but the proof is in the pudding.


Rib Pudding is now on my list of things to make in my life.

It pains me to know those ribs are an hour away from my face hole. When you picked up a rack and it almost disintegrated, I started salivating.

>> ^JiggaJonson:

Ah, that's fine. I've had loads of fun making them!! I'm so glad you got the reference. I was afraid it might be going over everyone's heads. I had to run it past some people cos I wasn't sure, earlier.

>> ^lucky760:

>> ^UsesProzac:
http://i.imgur.com/sjSr6.jpg http://i.imgur.com/jgfkx.jpg
http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=113066728785
479&id=567817115
I kind of feel like I'm spamming. Can I really do as many of these as I want?? You underestimate the amount of free time a stay at home mom has, Lucky
Edit: http://youtu.be/MU2qk7QDD2o Nothing pertaining to this contest other than the initial sign. My son is a ham and loves to watch himself on video.

Love the Se7en reference. Cracked me up. As did the Mallow Man eating himself. Nicely done.
Just wanted to ensure you read the full contest details, as they explain a max of 1 video and 1 image will be accepted per person, but there's no limit to tweets and FB posts. The reason for the limit is to prevent someone from submitting dozens of almost identical photos/videos, thereby creating a very unfair and inflated advantage.
We'd be willing to reconsider these restrictions if you and other participants suggest and agree on different terms.

>> ^UsesProzac:

http://i.imgur.com/sjSr6.jpg http://i.imgur.com/jgfkx.jpg
http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=113066728785
479&id=567817115
I kind of feel like I'm spamming. Can I really do as many of these as I want?? You underestimate the amount of free time a stay at home mom has, Lucky
Edit: http://youtu.be/MU2qk7QDD2o Nothing pertaining to this contest other than the initial sign. My son is a ham and loves to watch himself on video.


Love the Se7en reference. Cracked me up. As did the Mallow Man eating himself. Nicely done.

Just wanted to ensure you read the full contest details, as they explain a max of 1 video and 1 image will be accepted per person, but there's no limit to tweets and FB posts. The reason for the limit is to prevent someone from submitting dozens of almost identical photos/videos, thereby creating a very unfair and inflated advantage.

We'd be willing to reconsider these restrictions if you and other participants suggest and agree on different terms.