haha, "stay-puft marshmallow douche".

Cop-baitings' been a sport in Oakland, Detroit, etc. since douche grew legs-These folks in the car should know better than to poke feral rednecks with badges in "what the fuck are we gonna do we're so bored and ineffectual" Nebraska (is that you Mr. Fisk?).

All I see are four, stupid people. That stay-puft marshmallow douche should get his clesterol checked n'maybe take a few anger management blows to the skull.

Have you ever still been in your jammies and had someone threaten to take a hair-dryer to your chocolate bunnies, eggs, and marshmallow chicks on Easter right after you wake up and get yer basket?? That shit can fuck you up!

They must be starving, or just sugar junkies. I used to eat these when I was a kid. I would work around all the marshmallows so that they were all that was left floating in the bowl. And then... marshmallow nirvana.

They're always after me lucky charms...

Right, marshmallows are the basis of any nutritious breakfast.

Food in this country is sickening.

But it is a catchy tune.

Thousands of marshmallows were harmed in the making of this puff-piece.

Pretty cool but I hate camping. I'll use this to roast marshmallows in the sink.

Horrible tags. That is showcased in what siftbot said.. on the fixes..comparison and such. I'd like to smack you in the face and buy you breakfast.

*canada

@lurgee needs to eat more marshmallows and search FLOAT ON

That's what he *says*, but he certainly does not offer and proof / argument for this. Sure he waffles on and offers some form of malformed circular logic, but no proof.

Shinyblurry we've talked about this before, and I know you claim that you've gotten your "knowledge" of "God" from your direct explicit conversational contact with him, and a perceived personal manifestation of his presence, but personal experience doesn't stand as any kind of argument / proof for his existence.

I could say that they Stay Puft Marshmallow Man appeared to me in my room last night and told me that eating lettuce was immoral and Justin Bieber is his earthbound minnion. But I'm sure if I told you that's you'd not believe me and look for some kind of proof.

This video has been seconded as a duplicate; transferring votes to the original video and killing this dupe - dupeof seconded with isdupe by luxury_pie.

For once I find some fox news that doesn't make me want to hurl, although eating that many marshmallows might do it.

The best video from which to make a "Fox chewing marshmallows" ringtone

See http://videosift.com/video/The-marshmallow-test and http://videosift.com/video/Don-t-eat-the-marshmallow-yet-Indicator-of-success for the other ones.

He pushed that marshmallow..Man, what a thug!!

He's forgetting dietary rule #247: Some people are completely biologically dependent on being a pain in the ass. It doesn't matter what they're cutting from their diet: gluten, dairy, carbs or marshmallows. I believe that if you were able to genetically isolate these people and provide them with a situation where they could remain a constant pain in the ass to someone, they could survive purely on principle, needing no supplemental nutrition at all.