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Bill Maher ~ New Rules (May 11th 2012)

MilkmanDan says...

"I'll suck your cock for a dollar."

"Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine..."


Lotta good stuff in this one, but that potential new title for Time magazine fondly recalled Lebowski.

Drafting Like a Boss

evilspongebob jokingly says...

jeez where did you trendsetters learn math? Obviously from a "school" or "college" and not from the tubes. Philistines.

None of you have taken into account the well known Lebowski Theorem which is a functional analysis that clearly establishes the baselines and relative variances of giveafuckness relating to the speed at which humans are travelling within the vicinity of large moving objects (Please refer to the 7th Kowalski Variance of the Lebowski Theorem if the large objects are stationery).

I think you'll find reworking your so called "equations" using proper interweb math - particularly in trying to reach some sort of proof involving videos from eastern europe - you'll reach a much more satisfying conclusion.



>> ^Jinx:

>> ^CaptainPlanet:
as maestro has astutely pointed out, you've errantly assumed this truck can full stop in zero time. Hurp de durp de durpidy pthhhhhhhhhhh
>> ^Jinx:
>> ^maestro156:
Seems likely to me that he'd be able to brake faster than the truck could break, and if the truck started pulling too far away leaving him exposed, he could coast on the shoulder till he can safely stop.
I'm not saying I would do this, but it doesn't seem all that dangerous. I guess the one thing to worry about would be road debris, since he can't see it coming.

I dont think its about who can stop the fastest, its about how fast you can start stopping.
He's about half a metre away from the back of that truck. He's doing 90kph. Human reaction time is about .2 of a second. Lets do the maths.
90,000m/3600s = 25m/s
25m/s 0.2s = 5m
He's going to travel 5 metres before he even starts slowing down. If that truck has to brake hard he will go into the back of it. Granted, his speed relative to the truck won't be very high but it would prolly be enough to send him arse over tit. at close to 90kph. and he aint exactly in leathers.
I'm not even sure he could stop faster than the truck. Sure, the truck is heavier, but it has 4 wheels, big thick tyres and a lower centre of gravity. Lets do the maths.
The coefficient of friction between road bike tyres and average russian tarmac is...no I kid.


No I didn't? I just assumed the truck would slow enough that he could go into the back of it. So ok, the truck travels 4.8ms, the bike travels 5m. He's now 30cms from the back of the truck, and only now is he gonna start braking. Assuming they decelerate about the same, and I'm not even sure you can stop faster than a truck on a bike, there is still a 3m/s difference in speed with 30cms of room between them. Like I said before, he won't be going very vast relative to the truck when he collides, but his wheels are still going to be spinning prty quickly and I'd guess that would be enough to put him on the pavement...or you know, the risk is large enough that I wouldn't want to try it.

And this is ignoring all the myriad other risks from travelling at 90kph blind. Maybe his attention is on somebody in a car with a video camera in the lane next to him, and suddenly his reaction to the truck braking is delayed...maybe a pothole appears under the truck. Or a puddle. I'd rather base jump than do that.

Gutterballs - A Jackie Treehorn Presentation

Gutterballs - A Jackie Treehorn Presentation

i'm, uh, here to snake your drain

Colbert SuperPAC Ad: Double Negative

Tumbleweeds In The Movies

Norm MacDonald's Hilarious Appearance on Conan

packo says...

>> ^thepinky:

Yeah, America is useless. I mean, just look at our movies: Airplane! The Big Lebowski, Blazing Saddles, Duck Soup, It Happened One Night, Some Like it Hot, Annie hall, The Princess Bride, There's Something About Mary, The Producers, etc. You're right, America sucks at comedy.
Who's ethnocentric now?
>> ^westy:
very good , Conan delivers again. maby if i watch conan clips for another say 4 years i might respect American humor.



any movie newer than 1998?
was rhetorical btw, just pointing ^ that out... plenty of funny ones since then

A Movie Montage of the "God's Eye View" Shooting Angle

A Movie Montage of the "God's Eye View" Shooting Angle

Family Guy - Brian takes mushrooms

Man tells story of Dept of Education raiding his home.

Man tells story of Dept of Education raiding his home.

Bruno Mars - The Lazy Song (Leonard Nimoy FTW!)

Keith Olbermann Announces His New Show



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