Proper use of latex and,or lamb, and you wouldn't have this problem.

Microsoft Word

No, seriously, I love emacs. I think I would like vim as well, if I only took the time to learn it one day. I somehow never find the time or motivation. Which is kind of ironic, considering all the time I've used scratching my head over how to do a thing in emacs, or doing it in an unnecessarily complicated way. This illustrates my point:

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That being said, I have never coded php, except tweaking code others have written (Wordpress). For my other coding purposes however (LaTeX, C, Matlab), I use emacs.

>> ^rottenseed:
does anybody know if we use actual opium for opiate synthesis like in Oxycontin, Hydrocodone or Morphine?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morphine
"the vast majority of morphine is derived from the opium poppy by either the traditional method of gathering latex from the scored unripe pods of the poppy, or processes using poppy straw, the dried pods and stems of the plant"

import languages as l
import obsolete as o
import data as d
import services as s

class dgandhi(self):
    """I hope sifty does not kill my syntactic indents"""
    def __init__(self):
        self.skills = [l.PHP,l.C,l.CPP,l.Eiffel,l.Python,
        l.ATMEL8ASM,o.BASIC,o.Pascal,o.M68KASM,s.MySQL,
        s.SMTP,s.OpenSSL,s.HTTP,s.FTP,d.XML,d.HTML,d.EML,
        d.SVG,d.SWF,d.CSS,d.LaTeX]
    
    def can_program(target):
        if target in self.skills or target.is_interesting():
            return True
        else:
            return False

Liar. I know you have a latex allergy. Or is that why you have that rash? You know what I'm talking about.

In reply to this comment by schmawy:
Bearded midgets, and the baloons were latex.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Balloon Jesus appreciates your tribute to his balloon beard. He forgives you for all your balloon-related sins. BTW, what were you thinking when you had those midgets and the mylar balloons?

Balloon Jesus sees everything.

In reply to this comment by schmawy:
This one goes out to my balooney buddy!

Bearded midgets, and the baloons were latex.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Balloon Jesus appreciates your tribute to his balloon beard. He forgives you for all your balloon-related sins. BTW, what were you thinking when you had those midgets and the mylar balloons?

Balloon Jesus sees everything.

In reply to this comment by schmawy:
This one goes out to my balooney buddy!

I used to program back in the day, but today most of what I do is SQL. Occasionally I get to delve into some iSeries CL. Still, when pressed I can still break out the old BASIC / C++ / Snippets of other languages knowledge.

Which reminds me, I need to get LaTeX up and running on this machine; I may actually have use for it again.

I'm not much of a programmer, but I have done some physics simulations in C and Matlab. I also have some rudimentary experience with Java. And I am a devil at LaTeX!

The old guard trying to hold back the revolution, you can see the wall beginning to buckle under the pressure.

Just as the internet paved way to destroy huge record, corporations as they tighten their grip on the lubricated latex of greed, so will the religious permeation of the United States government.

>> ^siftbot: Please take the coke spoon out of your nose, turn off the damn computer, and make love to your girlfriend.

Correction: Logic error, latex glove towel contraptions do not constitute being a girlfriend.

Tags for this video have been changed from 'latex, sculpture, life, art, supermarket' to 'latex, sculpture, life, art, supermarket, john de andrea, whitney, ok harris, body' - edited by Eklek

"Why are my tax dollars going to condoms?"
Firstly, the government will be getting massively discounted condoms, they cost pennies per box, so really the argument that your tax money is paying for them is weak.

"Sex isn't something that is happening in school, so it isn't something schools should be providing goods and services for."
It would probably be best to take a few seconds to think your comments through before you share them. School is exactly where it's all happening. Maybe not physically (although frequently this is the case) but this is where it all starts. Hormones raging, sex through media everywhere, wanting to feel part of the crowd, peer pressure the list goes on and on.

"...and it shouldn't be providing anything but educational materials."
Sex and relationship education is vital for a young persons physical and emotional wellbeing. I'm not going to argue the point of that right now, it's been done to death. One thing I do think though, is that teachers shouldn't be the people delivering sex ed or handing out condoms. It should be a specialist subject and either they should bring independent services in to deliver it, or they should have a teacher who is trained thoroughly and believes in it themself. Because it's not something that anyone can do, it takes knowledge, passion and a very broad minded personality to talk about this subject with young people on every level that's required for the content to ever be respected by them.

"I don't want to hear this "Well boys can just go to the store and buy condoms" shit either.
Who ever said girls can't?"
No-one ever said girls can't, and that's a great point, they should absolutely be encouraged to buy/carry condoms too. But seeing as it's the girls who are the ones who are at risk of pregnancy and the pill is all this will prevent, it should be something they can access. There is no evidence to say that the contraceptive pill has any side effects if you take them younger, probably no worse off than that the rare kid who has an allergy to latex. In fact they are regularly prescribed to combat difficult and painful periods by doctors in young women anyway.

Bottom line, educate your children about this any way you can. Deal with the fact they may not listen to your advice. Prepare them if they don't. No-one is saying that early sexual encounters are ok, but they'll happen anyway no matter how much you try and brush it under the carpet.

Please stop objectifying the balloons. There is more to balloons to their thin yet smooth, soft yet firm latex exterior.

Now, if you'll excuse me for a bit...

Finish writing my book that I started before I became addicted to the Sift. Maybe visit my kids that I haven't seen in a few months. Probably rape a West Nile virus victim while sheep-herding my grandfather into a black latex recreation of Britney Spears' vagina.

> you can fill a latex glove with sauerkraut

(horse voice)
adddddd some unicorn mayonaisssse